Disclaimer: I wish I do, but I don't own either anime.

Honey and Mori walked down the busy halls of Ouran Academy. It was lunch, and they were looking for a certain blue-eyed man. Not America, but Germany-or Ludwig.

"Ludwig-chan!" Honey called out as the two teens turned and walked out the door of the school.

Honey watched all the people pass by, then his face brightened up when he saw Germany sit alone on a bench reading something.

"Ludwig-chan!" Honey called running up to the nation. Germany looked up for a brief moment, then back down at his paper, "Hello Honey, Mori."

Honey climbed up to sit on Mori's shoulder before he continued, "We want you to join the Host Club!"

Germany shook his head for no.

"Please! Feli is going to be there!"

Germany looked up in confusion, "Who?"

"Feliciano! That's his nick name!"

Germany stared at the short blonde, "Ok, but I still vont join."

"Why not!"

Because the Host Club is almost like a club of prostitutes, "It's not what I am into. So please, respect my choice and lea-"

"WEST! THE AWESOME ME IS HERE!"

They turned to see a white haired man with red eyes and a cocky grin. With him was a tanned man with bright green eyes and brown hair.

"Oh dear lord vhy here?"

Honey and Mori gave the German a confused look, then looked back at the two strangers.

"Bruder! Vhat's up With the unawesome clothes?" The albino asked snickering at the way Germany looked

"Si senor. Those clothes do not help you at all." The green-eyed man said shaking his head in shame.

"I have to." Germany said between gritted teeth, "Gilbert, Antonio, Vhy are you here?"

The two looked at each other, "Well, our other amigo is here, no? So we wanted to see him…"

"Then ve saw you." Gilbert burst out laughing, "YOU LOOK SO LAME."

"Ludwig, who are these guys?" Honey asked innocently, Mori nodded his agreement.

"This is my big bruder Gilbert, and his friend Antonio."

"Big brother! Really?"

Germany nodded

"Wow!"

Gilbert snickered, "Vhy are you talking to this loser anyway?"

"We want him to join the host club!"

Gilbert and Antonio looked at each other with huge grins, they turned back to the little boy, "A host club is what we think it is, right?"

Honey nodded.

Antonio stepped forward and wrapped his arm around Germany's neck, "You are going to join, si?"

Germany sighed and shook his head. Antonio frowned and jumped back allowing Gilbert to get through, "Come on Bruder, it would be fun!"

Germany looked up at his brother, "No."

Gilbert frowned then went to sit next to his brother, "Come on! The awesome me says it would be fun so do it!"

"No."

"Your lame."

"No."

"Come on!"

"No."

"You don't even want to try?"

"No."

"How are ve even related?"

"I don't know."

Prussia stood up, "You vhill do it, or else…" he whipped out a camera from god knows where and took a picture of Germany, "I will show this picture to everyone a meet!"

Germany glared at his older brother for a minute, then sighed in defeat, "Fine."

Honey jumped up and grabbed Germany's arm, "Come on then! We need to go back to the club now!"

Gilbert and Antonio followed laughing the whole way there.

(I am uniting the bad touch trio! Yay!)

China sat with Kiku in the garden under a tree. They were listening to the wind as it dances through the leaves. The tree released hundreds of cherry blossoms allowing the flower to fall around the two Asian nations. It was peaceful, so nice and relaxing. The two nations smiled and the much needed peace and quite, they were actually about to let sleep take over them when…

"Kiku! Yao!"

"Damn them." Yao cursed

Tamaki and Kyoya came walking up and stood in front of the two nations, "Join the Host-"

"I'll rather not, and I am sure Kiku agrees with me." Yao deadpanned, Kiku nodded.

"What, why?" Tamaki whined

"Because it is wrong. I will not stoop so low as to sell out my love like a prostitute. And Kiku doesn't like being around people."

"I do not. Sorry to disappoint you Tamaki-san." Kiku said with a slight bow of the head.

Tamaki pouted, "It will be fun! And besides, some of your friends will be there too!"

China scoffed, "Of course they will. They don't have any pride of self-respect."

Just then, France came up and walked to China, "I have pride." He took China's hand and pulled him up and into his chest, "Besides, I would love for you to join the club with me."

"Aiyaaaaa!" China took out a cooking pan (that just happened to be there when the plot called for it) and hit France's head. France fell to the ground.

"Is he dead?" Tamaki said pointing at the blonde on the ground.

"I hope so!" China yelled, "I liked it better in the olden days."

Kiku quickly stood up, "I'm sorry, but we must leave now." He bowed and was about to leave with Yao when a bag (potato sack) was put over their heads.

"Quick! Kyoya! You grab Kiku and let's go to the club!"

Kyoya sighed, If we get murdered, I blame Tamaki.

That's the end. Ok, I think I finished all the "recruiting" of new members, so the plot will continue. I know I didn't do Russia, that's for a reason, just trust me. Now REVIEW!