A/N: I still have way too much time on my hands. Please review! Flames are loathed with a passion more intense and fiery than one million pissed off Saurons!
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I suppose I should add a disclaimer.
I don't own anything in this fanfiction except Author.
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Author has added something new to her wish this time. She wishes to join the Fellowship.
The Valar are happy to oblige.
Unfortunately, Author should have worded her wish more specifically, because she lands right in front of them without warning.
Legolas, being the quickest to react, shoots her without a second thought. He is plagued with guilt for the rest of eternity for killing a teenaged girl before seeing who she was.
Legolasified!
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Please review!
