I'm feeling so generous on this fine, Tuesday afternoon, that I'm going to update rather quickly with this story :D. But after this I can't promise you that I'll be as speedy as I am now.

BEFORE YOU READ! Thank you to all the people who have reviewed/ added this story to their favorites and story alerts so far :D.

To rokudaime09 - Thank you for the manga suggestions! I'll be looking into them very soon (I've read and watched Ouran High School Hostclub; best. anime/manga. ever! I've also read kaicho wa maid-sama but i stopped half way... T^T. I'll pick it up again though!) Naruto dresses up as a girl in this chapter - and the next- actually, so I hope you like it! :D.

To Boo I scare you - Here's chapter four for you since you were so sad when you reached the end of chapter three! In time my reviews will come, I know it, so thank you for being so supportive of this story - I really appreciate it!

To XMistressDevilx - Oh geez, when I read your review I started to do a happy dance in the middle of my bedroom, then my mom walks in and she's like... "Are you okay?" and I'm like "Just dandy!" I'm so glad to hear you're enjoying my story and you actually find my humor hilarious! It brings me to tears to actually know I am funny after all, hahaha :D.

To DarkKitteh: Ohhh, "Ms" clause, what a wonderful, brilliant, and sexy idea! Just in time for the holiday seasons! I'll see what I can do - if it fits into my story, I'll probably turn it into like a filler one shot or something, even though I think I might know where to incorporate your idea!

And finally To greywindfalcon - BONDAGE! BRILLIANT, DARING, SEXY, HOT! -Rambles- Oh geez, now I seriously have to do that for a chapter, and I know just what chapter I'm going to use it in a future chapter. Thank you for your idea!

And of course, before you read there's always a warning...

Warning: Crossdressing blonde, always foul language, a dirty math joke, some pervy thoughts from a lovely Uchiha actual SasuNaru (while in character and while not in character...), KisamexZetsu, ItaHidan, SasorixDeidara fluff - if you could call it that... haha...- it's to please the customers ;D ,and I break the fourth wall only two times - so feel free to skip over it if you like but that doesn't mean you shouldn't read it :D!

Enjoy chapter four, I'll talk more at the bottom!


Akatsuki Cosplay Café

First Day On the Job, Is it Too Early to Quit Yet?

"What do you suppose the theme for this week should be?" Itachi rested his chin in his palms, scanning his group of workers who were all stuck in thought - asides from Deidara and Sasori who were doing God knows what underneath the table.

"We should do a School theme," Pein quietly answered, his hands occupied by playing with his bunny's ears. "The theme was always held off for a long time, since we didn't have the sufficient amount of people. So…"

Itachi smiled graciously at the orange haired man. Really, that was probably the most Pein ever spoke in a day. "Brilliant idea, Pein." said man smiled softly. "I'll start putting in orders right away after everything's taken care of. Now then," the older raven reclined in his leather chair, so tempted to spin around a couple of times before continuing. But that wasn't apart of his image, so he painfully decided against it. "Who is being paired with whom?"

"I call Sari, un!" Deidara exclaimed excitedly, latching himself around the red-head's arm.

"Is that okay with you, Sasori?" Not like Itachi needed an answer, the two were always paired together for whatever theme it was that week.

The red-head silently nodded, running his painted black finger nails through the blonde's luscious hair.

"I guess I'll be pairing with Zetsu," Kisame sipped his coffee, relishing the aftertaste of the beverage. "Just don't touch me with those thingies on either side of your head. I do not want to get surgically removed again like last time."

"Then don't try to be funny and throw paper balls into my accessory." Zetsu hissed, glaring at the fish man across from him. "My head garment is not a basketball hoop or a trashcan."

"Could have fooled me…" Kisame mumbled under his breath, taking another sip of his coffee.

Zetsu growled, but refused to let his anger get the better of him. There were always after hours to extract his revenge on the blue faced man.

"Alright…" Itachi scribbled their names down, staring at the only two people who were left unpaired. "Otouto, Naruto-kun, I'm presuming that you two will be paired together?" he raised an eyebrow.

"Ew, I don't want to be paired off with the teme! His emo vibes will rub off on me!"

Just like the saying goes, too much of a good thing is bad.

"And I wouldn't want to have your over-the-top, obnoxious, annoying personality to deal with, Dobe."

"Gah, Tachiiii~" Naruto whined, his bright blue eyes sparkling in hopes to gain sympathy, "Can't I be paired up with you?"

"No can do, Blondie." Hidan slyly smiled, twirling a piece of black hair in-between his index finger and his thumb. "Tachi's already been claimed."

"Then… I'll go with Pein!" Naruto nodded enthusiastically at his decision.

"Sorry, Naruto-kun, but Mr. Snuggles and I are always paired."

"Suck it up, Dobe. It was evident we were going to be paired up in the first place," he leaned forward, casually resting his chin in one of his palms, smirking at the distressed blonde. "If it makes things go a little smoother, just pretend we're a budding couple."

"TEME, that'll only happen when pigs fly!" he folded his arms across his chest and harrumphed, satisfied with his retort.

"Ohhh lookie here, un," Deidara scrolled down the news article on his iPod, a devilish smirk on his face that just sent shudders up and down Naruto's spine. "Rural farmer just discovered his pig trying to fly off his rooftop, only to fall to its untimely demise." he held out the iPod so everyone could see the article for themselves.

Naruto's face reddened, sputtering out incoherent babbles that only increased the raven's growing smirk.

"Well then, I'll guess we'll be pairing up, Honey." he let the word roll of his tongue, purring seductively and adding in a good wink for measure.

Seriously, the Uchiha could be such a pervert when he wanted to be.

"Someone kill me now!" Naruto screeched, throwing his hands into the air. It's not that he hated the Uchiha - even though sometimes he couldn't stand being in the same room as the raven - it was just that, he felt it was his job to blow things way out of proportion today. Along with that, the two were always together… with everything!

The blonde needed his space.

"Would you like to die by gunshot, knife stabbing, or hand to hand combat?" Sasori raised an eyebrow, not even blinking, cracking a smile, nothing to show he was joking.

That scared the living shit out of the blonde.

"Before things go way out of hand," Itachi stood up from the table, already dialing numbers into his cell phone to order the costumes he needed. "I'll start placing in orders for what is needed tomorrow. Hidan, I leave the situation of getting everyone's roles ready to you." without another glance towards the group, Itachi walked out of the room with his phone snuggled nicely between his shoulder and his ear.

"Utter Sweetness!" Hidan cheered the power of being able to decide which pair played what was coursing through him. An evil smirk appeared on his face, and his eyes twinkled with mischief as he scanned the room before him. "Deidara and Sasori!" he pointed straight towards the two, "You two will be the wimpy gym student and the burly gym teacher! Love blossoms everywhere!"

"Eh?" both Deidara and Sasori raised an eyebrow. They really didn't like where this was going…

"Kisame and Zetsu!" Hidan pointed towards the blue-faced man and the black and white man, breaking the two out of their routinely argument.

"What do you want?" Kisame growled.

"Your guys' role will be the librarian and the janitor! A zesty and steamy love story on how two unlikely people, with unlikely jobs, meets to have hot, sweaty, sex after hours!"

"Did you take your medication this morning?" Zetsu asked truly concerned.

"Pffft, I don't need such a thing." Hidan waved off the question. "Pein and Mr. Snuggles! You will be the teenage boy that has a fetish for cute things!"

Pein glanced down at Mr. Snuggles, fiddling with its ears. "Is that okay with you?" he stayed silent for a moment, waiting for those wise words to appear. "He said its okay."

"Really? I didn't hear a thing." Naruto muttered, throwing the pen in his hands upwards, and then skillfully catching it. But he didn't have enough balls to say it out loud. Who knows what sort of things Pein could do. Or worse… what could Mr. Snuggles do?

The Wall Came Down Because of Humpty Dumpty.

Fallen: Ahahahahah, beware Mr. Snuggles! He'll eat your babies! Ahahahaha!

Pein: …

Sasuke: Fallen, this is the time where you shut up so you don't get killed.

Fallen: What's the worst a tattered bunny can do? Love me? Give me hugs? Be my bedtime pillow! Look at it! It's so-

-Get's a rock thrown at her head-

Mr. Snuggles: -Evil smile-

Fallen: D-Did you guys see that! -No one pays attention- Guys! Mr. Snuggles is evil!

And Then The Wall Came Back Up.

"Don't think I've forgotten about you two lovely people back there." he grinned wickedly and the blonde and the raven who seemed to be having a glaring contest over who-knows-what. "Blondie, you'll be the inexperienced school girl that's oblivious to the world, clumsy, and a novice at love. Oh! You even get a nice rack too! Do 38C's work well for you?"

"Are you fucking serious? I'm not going to cross-dress just to fulfill your backwards fantasies!" Naruto threw the pen towards Hidan's exposed forehead, only to have it caught by his target.

"Naruuu-channn~!" Hidan sang his name, twirling the pen in his hand, "It's not for my backwards fantasies - it's for the hundreds of thousands of women that step in and out of this café's backward fantasies. Duh." he smirked for emphasis, "And before I forget, Lil' Raven you'll be the popular playboy that everyone just can't help but fall in love with. You've bedded a million and one people, and now you're on the hunt for new prey. That's where Blondie over there steps in."

Sasuke nodded, pleased with his role to an extent. Sure, the playboy thing was a little… out there - not matching his personality at all. Hell, nothing the silver-haired man said made any sense. But, it was all worth it to see Naruto in a girl's costume.

'I wonder how short the skirt will be…'

"Oh, Kit-chan! I can't wait to see what you look like as a Panty!" Deidara cooed.

Is it strange that everyone cracked up to that comment? Minus Naruto, of course, who was fuming with embarrassment and anger.

"Well what are you and Itachi role playing as?" Naruto asked a little too loudly.

"Isn't it obvious?" Itachi chose this moment as the perfect time to walk in, placing himself by the side of Hidan's chair and resting his elbow on the head of the seat. He leaned in close enough so it looked like he was about to nip at Hidan's ear. "I'll be playing the strict, yet somewhat perverted, math teacher that preys on his fellow students."

"And I'm one of the many students that have fallen head over heels for Tachi-sensei! We have mind-blowing sex and bask in the afterglow together." Hidan sighed dreamily, his thoughts churning on how he could get the mind-blowing sex and the beautiful afterglow to become reality.

"Do Itachi and Hidan have a… you know… thing?" Naruto leaned in casually towards the raven, whispering to him as his eyes darted back and forth between Sasuke and his brother. The atmosphere around them sent the vibes of: "Love Struck."

Sasuke, however, found the atmosphere to be more of a… sickening feeling then a lovie dovie feeling. In his opinion, love was a worthless thing that you live much better without.

Sasuke inadvertently took a whiff of the blonde's perfume. The smell sent signals to all the right places, biting his tongue in order to keep him from moaning. 'Jesus, he smells delicious,' just inhaling the scent of Naruto's intoxicatingly, delicious perfume was enough to send shivers down his spine and a little twitch to his groin.

"I wouldn't know," Sasuke merely shrugged. His eyes were starting to close as that delicious smell wafted through his nostrils.

"But I thought you and Itachi were close-ish…," Naruto kept on sparing glances towards the, now bickering, couple just a few seats away.

"Ish?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow. He gave the blonde an amused smirk, "Is that a new addition to the Uzumaki Dictionary?"

"Of course…, not!" Naruto grinned lazily, chuckling at the frown that found its way on Sasuke's face. "The word was always there; just not many people use it."

"Hn."

"It seems like I've kept you here long enough," Itachi finally broke off from his flirting with Hidan, turned his attention towards his co-workers. "Naruto-kun, Otouto, I expect that you two will be here around seven a.m. to make sure that everything is delivered safely to the café; everyone else - you know when to come in." He nodded to everyone a goodbye before turning on his heels and walking out the door, a puppy-like Hidan right behind him.

Everyone got up and stretched, unknotting all their tensions away while the invader-like sunrays crept through the window blinds and striking the faces of our lovely hosts.

"Gah!" Kisame screeched, throwing a pair of hands over his eyes. "The light: it burns!"

"You're a drama queen, Kisame. Or should I say… Kisa-chan," Zetsu smirked. He highly enjoyed seeing the noticeable vein pop on Kisame's face. Oh how he loved to get Kisame all riled up, it was the only time the man's regularly blue and pale face actually gained some color.

Red, flushed cheeks mixed together with blue skin equaled a purple blush!

"Hey, Zetsu, you know that pet fish you asked me to baby-sit for you? Yeah well, I ate it for dinner last night. Hope you don't mind!"

"KISAME, YOU BASTARD, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE ONE!" Zetsu screamed, along with a series of curse words that Naruto and Sasuke never knew even existed, as he chased after the laughing Kisame out the door and to the parking lot.

"Come on, Dobe. I'm leaving before traffic picks up." Sasuke glanced over at the blonde who seemed to be caught up in thoughts that were, more or less, thoughts of the rambling variety. He quirked an eyebrow when he saw the blonde cast occasional glances towards him. "Idiot, if you have something to say; tell me."

Naruto jumped at the sudden pair of onyx eyes on him. Holy fuck on a table could Sasuke's voice do strange things to Naruto that he didn't even understand. The way those eyes… just gazed at him waiting for an answer (in Naruto's mind it was more like undressing…). And the voice… has the seducing voice been mentioned yet?

"I-I'll tell you in the car, Teme!" Naruto rushed out the door before Sasuke could say anything else.

"After seventeen years… the dobe is still a mystery to me." Sasuke stuffed his hands in his pocket before starting his uber sexy walk out the door.

A walk he spent many hours in front of the mirror practicing before unveiling it to the world.

Sasori glanced by the door when the last person stepped out, enjoying the solidarity he finally had with his lovely Deidara. He turned his glance towards the said snickering blonde who seemed to be playing around with something on his iPod. 'I should have never given him that damn iPod for his birthday…'

"Ha… rabid Barbie dolls. Where do I come up with this hilarious shit, un?"

"… Deidara, what the fuck are you doing?" Ahh… wonderful sailor's mouth, what would we do without you?

Deidara snickered as he passed the cell phone sized music player over to Sasori. The red-head glared at the screen, scanning over the small printed words in the form of a news article. "Rabid Barbie dolls were recently spotted in the Kyoto area. All civilians should stay in doors, lock all windows, and hide all the sharp objects." he raised an eyebrow towards his blonde, who was know holding his sides in laughter, smirking a little to himself.

"There never was a news article about that suicidal pig…"

Deidara nodded wordlessly, still caught up in his bubbles of laughter.

Sasori just shook his head, pulling his blonde in closer so that his head rested casually on that soft mop of blonde hair. "You bring a new meaning to the word, 'insane'." he kissed the top of Deidara's head softly, "And that just turns me on…"

+Akatsuki Cosplay Café+

"Awe, Mr. Snuggles looks so cute with that bow in his hair!" a regular customer at the café, TenTen, squealed as she felt the fabric of the crisp, black bow that adorned it's , not torn off, ear.

"Mr. Snuggles thought that too," Pein nodded, smiling softly at his stuffed animal while TenTen continued squealing at the utter cuteness of it all.

Moving forward…

"Dee Dee, you really work those gym shorts well," a very perverted regular customer, Temari, purred as she took sneak peeks at the blonde's clad tush. She fanned herself to keep her blush from scaling to new heights on the color spectrum scale.

"Blech, Temari, you're pretty much hitting on family." Her brother gagged, rolling his eyes and folding his chest just to show how pissed off he was. Why oh why did his little sister had to drag him out on a Saturday morning (where he should have been watching Sonic X, Dragonball Z Kai and Yu-Gi-Oh on his couch where he wore nothing but the socks on his feet), just so she could come visit this damn café. Just to see her soon to be relative in tight gym shorts that left nothing to the imagination.

"Oh, Kankie, don't be jealous that I can work this shorts while you can not," Deidara shook his clad tush for emphasis. A move that, not only, gave Temari a nose bleed but got Sasori's little buddy up and ready for action!

"Deidara, I'm going to have to give you that physical soon." He played with the blonde's long and elegant blonde hair, loving the feel of the soft and silky tresses running past his fingers. "I'll make sure to give a very thorough checkup."

Oh, my, fluff!

Moving onwards….

"Tachi-sensei, how did that math problem go again?" Hidan leaned a little bit too close to Itachi. His breathe fell upon Itachi's exposed neck and his fingers were playing with the metal chain that held the older raven's reading glasses.

"Hm," he snorted and smirked, a dangerous – yet somewhat suggestive – gesture. "Just think of math as sex. You add the bed, then after that you subtract the clothes. With that completed, you divide the legs and just when you're about the finish the problem you pray to God that you don't multiply." He drew a simple sketch of the image on his notebook, tilting the collected sheets of paper in such a way that both Hidan and his customer for the day would see his perfectly detailed image.

"That makes much more sense now, Tachi-sensei!" Hidan pressed a quick and simple kiss on the raven's pale cheek. "Gracias, I can't wait to practice this one out!"

Just keep moving… moving… moving…

"You're always checking out books from the adult section, Su-chan." Kisame wrapped an arm loosely around the black and white painted man, trying his damndest to not get his arm lodged into that Venus death trap again. "A book can never really teach you anything hands on experience can," he purred, running his cold hand up and down Zetsu's arm.

"Interesting," Zetsu closed the book shut before pulling Kisame by the collar for a mock kiss. "Meet me behind the bookcase then," he licked his dry lips seductively, only causing the girls across from the table to keep their eyes glued to the act, praying to God that they get to see a kiss full of lots of tongue ensue any time now.

"I'll make sure to control myself tonight then, I wouldn't want to make your job any harder, Janitor-san."

Cue fake three second kiss, minus the tongue.

And now you've hit the wall…

"Sasu-chan, I made the chocolate cake today. What do you think of it?" Naruto blinked his bright blue eyes eagerly at the raven that was making googly eyes towards the two giggling girls – completely ignoring Naruto's question. 'I know he's just acting but… this is some what pissing me off.' Naruto bent back his plastic spork just a little too far back…

"So, Raven, how long have you been working here in a place like this?" Tayuya battered her, fake, eyelashes at the smirking raven. The minute she walked through those double doors of the café her eyes landed on the handsome and delicious looking raven, designating him almost immediately.

"For about… three weeks now," Sasuke replied calmly.

"How do you like it so far?" Kiki, a very preppy blonde, smiled brightly. A smile always drew people in, but her smile was more of a… full of braces and other abnormalities that almost brought Sasuke out of his act for a cringe.

"It keeps me entertained and the pay is good," Sasuke kept on peeking glances at the fidgeting blonde beside him. He had to admit… Naruto looked pretty good as a girl – scratch that, he looked down right sexy as a girl. The blonde was wearing a wig with two long, blonde ponytails. His makeup was a rich and bright foundation – pink eye shadow, black eyeliner, a light pink blush on his scarred cheeks and his lips… oh god those rosy, pink glossed lips were driving the raven insane.

Then he stopped his perverted thoughts when he realized he was just imagining his best friend without the short, skimpy, skirt on and the tight, revealing , white shirt that showed off those "38C's".

Naruto played around with his chocolate cake, stabbing the pastry from time to time, mentally snickering to him as he conquered each and every piece of the cake one by one. 'Ha! Take that you delicious morsel of cake! I dub thee Naruto Land!"

"Ru," Sasuke leaned forward, raising a curious eyebrow at the blonde's actions. "What are you doing?"

"Ahh!" the spork dropped from his hands, hitting the brightly decorated plate with a soft clatter. "Sorry… I was in my own little world, Sasu."

"Don't call me that, it's so… so childish." Sasuke scoffed, following his lines for his character perfectly. "Call me Raven, Ru." He purred into the blonde's ear, dragging his hand slowly up the blonde's exposed thigh. His acting couldn't hide how turned on he was getting though. Sure, the two would act like they were homosexual numerous times, only to laugh out loud at the funny reactions they'd get from people. But now they were acting that way because they were getting paid…

And this time Naruto couldn't break out of character because things were turning frisky…

'The things I could get away with…'

"But… I don't want to call you, Raven!" Naruto cried out, a wild blush on his face as he stared deep into the raven's eyes. "That's what everyone calls you! I'm calling you Sasu!"

"Why…?"

"Because… I'll be the only one who calls you that so… I'll feel special." Naruto replied innocently, using the whole 'Don't look the seme in the eye but play with the hem of your shirt' routine Hidan had drilled into his brain the night before.

'Too… cute…' Sasuke caught a glance at the two girls across the table. Kiki had pretty much fainted from the scene while Tayuya was eating the whole play up. 'Her eyes… are scaring me.'

"Sasu-?"

"-Dobe, if that's all it was… then fine; you can call me that ridiculous pet name." Naruto broke out in a smile that was supposed to show how cheerful he was, thus in turn, causing the raven to break out in a perverted smirk. "However… I get to have my way with you for the night."

"What do you mean by, 'Your way with me', Sasu?" Naruto cocked his head to the side, innocence gleaming in his eyes.

Sasuke just blinked… staring at the blank expression he was receiving from the blonde. Faking a sigh, he ran his hands through his hair, "Nothing… never mind. Forget I even mentioned anything."

+Akatsuki Cosplay Café+

The Fourth Wall is Falling Down… Falling Down… Falling Down…

Naruto: I hate skirts! They give you no freedom and you have to cross your legs while you wear them! I'm a man, men don't cross their legs! We widen them and flip people off because we don't give a fuck!

Sasuke: You're just angry because you work that skirt well.

Naruto: W-What?

Hidan: Ja, das ist muy caliente!

Fallen: You're all crazy…

Everyone: SAYS YOU!

Sasuke: Pot calling the kettle black…

And Then The Wall Came Up…

"FREEDOM AT LAST!" Naruto cheered, whooping and hollering as he ripped of his skirt and ran around the café in his underwear. It was his cloud set collection today, so Naruto's undies were a very nice shade of sky blue with white puffy clouds printed on them.

"Blondie, I don't know what they teach you at schools nowadays, but it's not very polite to strip your clothes off randomly and parade around like the world can't see you half naked." Hidan grabbed the blonde by the waist and pinned him too a table to keep him from running into anything fragile… and expensive.

"Have you been wearing a skirt since eight in the morning? Have you been dealing with the constant riding up of pink, frilly undies? Have you had to deal with an itchy wig? Did you have to have a perverted Sasuke randomly grope your fake 38C boobs at random times of the fucking day?"

"No but-."

"-Did you have to suffer not eating a mouth-watering chocolate cake for the past twelve hours so you could maintain a conversation with horny women? NO! I DIDN'T THINK SO!"

"Naruto, you're going to strain something if you keep yelling like that. So shut the fuck up," Sasuke growled, taking his time to get out of his costume while he tried to fix his hair.

"Just wait till you have to wear a damn miniskirt, Uchiha, then you'll see… you'll all see!" Naruto laughed maniacally before receiving a good smack on the head from Sasori.

"Thank you…" Itachi pulled out his cell phone, checking the time. It was currently five minutes to eight, the store was finally closed and all they had to do was clean up the remaining plates and cups. After a decent fifteen minutes of cleaning everyone said their goodbyes and went their separate ways home. However, Sasuke had to stay and wait for the blonde to wake up from his beating.

"Dobe," Sasuke shook the sleeping, and drooling, blonde with about as much grace as an ice skating pig. "I'm not staying here all night with you, wake up." He poked the blonde's cheek, laughing at how comically Naruto looked when he was knocked out.

With a final shake, more like a push off the table; Naruto was awaken and yelling every curse word under the rainbow and stars towards the less-than-interested raven.

"Just get your clothes on, Dobe; we're leaving in five minutes. If you're not ready by then be prepared to sleep here for the night." With that said, Sasuke walked off to the back room in search of his clothes.

"Tch, that bastard always has a fucking ten-foot pole up that gosh darn ass of his." Naruto mumbled as he began to search for his own clothes. In his search, he found an iPod lying carelessly on the table. Being the nosy blonde that he was, he picked up the device and turned it on. His curiosity enlarged when he started to read over the news article that was left on the screen.

"Rabid Barbie dolls… their war attacks are moving closer to Tokyo… hide all sharp objects?" Naruto gasped, dropping the music player on the table, and ran to the back for Sasuke. "Sasuke, I told you Barbies would attack us one day, I told you!" he screamed.

Just as Naruto was entering the back room, Deidara and a pissed off Sasori were entering the café.

"I know I left it here somewhere…" the blonde muttered to himself.

"Just find your damn iPod and let's leave."

"Ah, here it is, un!" Deidara cheered, plugging in his headphones to the device then blaring his music to all new levels.

"You're going to loose your hearing like that," Sasori deadpanned.

"EH?"

"Nothing… let's leave…"


I made Naruto's ranting bold because I thought it would add more effect to it all and all that jazz... and yeah o.e.

Also! Temari and Kankuro will appear again - so of course I must give you their ages.

Kankura - 19, Temari - 17.

Tayuya will probably never come again... same with TenTen and my OC Kiki, but if they ever do I'll make up some fake ages! (I say the ages because if I don't I'll probably mess myself up later... IDK, just happens XP. Me and my horrible sense of time... and ages... and seasons... and -rambles-.

HA! Naruto has 38C's! Mwahahahaha, I'm so evil (:. Have fun lugging those around! -gets hit with a book- DAMN YOU NARUTO, YOU'RE WORSE THAN MR. SNUGGLES AND THE RABID BARBIES!

Anywho...

I hope you all found this chapter as humorous as I did :D.

Next Chapter: Who Said Men Can't Pull Of Frilly Dresses?

Summary: Gothic Lolita Day! Naruto is forced into a dress once again, and just when he thought no one he actually knew would see him in a dress... well... things just don't go the way he hoped, wished, dreamed and prayed they would.

Reviews would be lovely, fuels the creativity and makes me all giddy inside (:, I hope you've all enjoyed chapter four! See you next time ;D

~Peace and Love - Fallen.~