"Last time on Total Drama Island: Our 20 campers competed in a hardcore game of dodgeball. Thaks to Eva's strength, The Killer Bass dominated early on, but with Noah's quick wit, the Gophers were able to tie things up. However, thanks to Harold, the Gophers still lost, and Justin was voted off for bailing on his team after taking a ball to the face. Who will be eliminated this week? Find out tonight in the most dramatic bonfire ceramony yet on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND."

*** Opening Credits ***

In the boy's cabin, everyone except Noah is still asleep. Noah is looking up at the ceiling in deep thought.

*** Confessional: Noah ***

"Last night was too close for comfort. I assumed that my superior intelect would get me far in this game by itself, which was pretty stupid of me to be honest. I'm ready to actually play this game full force, no more holding back. Not after almost being kicked off.

*** In The Girls Cabin ***

"Oh my gosh, I can't believe this. I'm already out of tanner."

"Wow Lindsay, that's such a tragedy," Gwen sarcastically replied as she woke up.

"I know right? Now I'll have to sun tan in the sun. Do you realize how bad that can make your skin look?"

Lindsay walked over to Gwen, who was still in her bed fixing her hair.

"Aw, you totally do," Lindsay said while looking at Gwen's pale skin, much to Gwen's annoyance.

"Wake up campers," Chris said over the speakers near the cabins. "I hope you got plenty of sleep, because today you're going to shine like stars. Be ready to bring it in todays challenge."

*** At the Theatre Area ***

The 19 campers took their seats on wooden bleachers in front of the big stage.

"Are we going to see a musical?" Lindsay asked. "I love musicals. Especialy the ones with singing and dancing."

"Gwen! Saved you a seat," Trent said as Gwen walked over to him.

"Thanks."

Gwen sat down next to Trent as the couple smiled at each other. Heather glared at them, while Cody tried to mimick the way Trent sat, only to fall on his backside in the process.

Meanwhile, Lindsay blew a kiss to Tyler, who caught it and winked at Lindsay, who smiled and winked back. Heather, annoyed by this, glared at Lindsay, who nervously smiled at her. Heather then noticed Beth smilling and waving at Ezekiel, who was doing the same back to her. When Beth also gave Heather a nervous smile when she noticed her glaring, Heather simply scoffed. Just then, Chris finally apeared on the stage.

"Welcome campers to our brand new, state of the art, outdoors ampitheatre! Today's challenge is a summer camp classic: a talent contest."

"Yes! Awesome," Owen exclaimed.

"You will all have 8 hours to pick the three most talented people on your team. These three will represent your team in the talent show tonight. Anything goes, so long as it's legal," Chris said, pointing at Duncan, who snapped his fingers in disapointment at this.

"You'll be judged by our resident talent scout, former dj, bj, and rap legend: Grand Master Chef! He will voice his approval via the Chef-o-meter. As usual, the losing team will send someone home tonight. Good luck."

*** Screaming Gophers Area ***

Heather blew a whistle to get her teams attention.

"Ok, I'm team captain, so here's how it's going to work-"

"Whoa now, who made you team captain?" Gwen asked.

"She did, just now," Lindsay replied.

"Lindsay, Beth, and I had a vote, and I won."

"Getting them to vote for you isn't exactly democratic."

"Hey Gwen, snagged you an extra muffin." Trent walked up to Gwen and gave her a muffin, which she gladly accepted. Heather began to glare but then smiled.

"Trent, you're cool with me leading this project aren't you?"

"Yeah, sure, go for it."

"Very good. Now then, Beth, Lindsay, and I will be the judges."

"Ugh, whatever," Gwen replied.

*** Killer Bass Area ***

A good distance away from the team, Ezekiel had set up a log and placed an apple on the top of it, and drew out his bow and arrow.

"Alright guys, watch be hit that apple, eh."

Ezekiel drew back the arrow and aimed for the apple. He released his grip, sending the arrow flying through the air. However, it flew past the tree and into the forest, where a roar could be heard. Suddenly, an angry racoon with an arrow in its butt ran out from the trees and chased Ezekiel around. Some of the Bass members facepalmed.

*** Screaming Gopher Area ***

Owen was chugging down an entire 2 liter bottle of soda, while the Gophers watched him, wating to see what he would do.

"You going to audition?" Trent asked Gwen.

"Doubtful. You should audition though, I heard you by the dock the other night. You're really good."

Heather rolled her eyes as the couple exchanged another smile. Just then, Owen had finished his soda.

"A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y zeeeeeeeeeeed," Owen said in one single burp.

Trent and Cody cheered and Noah nodded in impressment at Owen's feat.

"Yes!" Owen yelled as Trent gave him a high five.

"That was excelent dude."

"Um, but you're not going to do that in this contest, that's revolting," Heather replied.

"Do you know how hard it is to burp the entire alphabet in one go?" Trent responded.

"I can also do Beethoven's fifth," Owen said as he beat over to fart.

"NO!" replied many of the females. Gwen began to walk away.

"Where are you going?" Heather asked.

"Anywhere that's not here."

*** Killer Bass Area ***

Tyler was attempting to do tricks with his yo-yo, but horribly failed, and ended up wrapping himself in the string.

"Man, that is weak," Chris stated as he walked by.

*** Screaming Gopher Area ***

Heather, dressed in a balerina outfit, began to dance gracefully, impressing many of her team mates. As she finished her dance, she was greeted by applause from them.

"Thank you, thank you." Heather looked over at Beth and Lindsay excpectantly.

"Oh, I vote for Heather to be in the contest," Lindsay said.

"I second that," Beth agreed.

"Ok, so I guess I'm in. Why doesn't everyone take five?"

The Gophers nodded in agreement, and everyone, including Beth walked off to rest. Heather grabed Lindsay before she could leave.

"I need you to do something. Can you keep a secret."

"Oh my gosh, for sure. My sister got diareah once on a date, and I had to bring her toilet paper because the resturant was all out and she was stuck in the bathroom, and I've never told a soul."

Lindsay then looked at the camera man infront of her.

"Uh, oops. Sorry Paula," Lindsay said as she nervously waved at the camera.

"Gwen's up to something serious. I want you to follow her and report back to me." Heather handed Lindsay a walkie talkie and a pair of binoculours as she spoke.

As Lindsay walked off, Heather looked around.

"Wait, where's Beth?"

*** Near the Mess Hall ***

Beth was taking a short walk before returning back to her team to help judge.

"Hey Beth!"

Beth tuned around and was thrilled to see Ezekiel.

"Zeke! What are you doing here?"

"I just got away from a ticked off racoon, eh."

Beth looked at Ezekiel confused.

"Long story, eh. But it's great to see you, I've really missed you, eh."

Beth blushed deeply at this.

"Really? I missed you too."

Beth gave Ezekiel a hug, which he gladly returned.

"So how's things going for your team, eh?"

"They're alright, but I'm much more interested in something else."

Ezekiel smiled, realizing what Beth was hinting at. Both of them closed their eyes and prepared to kiss.

"Beth? Where the heck are you?"

Beth was startled by hearing Heather's voice, and quickly realized the trouble she would be in if she was caught.

"Uh Zeke, that was Heather, I really got to go. I'll talk to you soon, alright?"

Beth gave Zeke another quick hug and ran off to Heather's voice.

"Bummer, eh."

Ezekiel walked off to join up with his team.

*** Near the beach ***

Lindsay watched Gwen through binoulours, watching her write in her diary.

"Serious? Yeah seriously boring," Lindsay stated.

She turned and spoted Tyler, still wrapped up in his yo-yo, walking to the showers area to untie himself. She looked at his backside through the binoculours.

"Ooooh, that's not boring."

*** Killer Bass Area ***

As Ezekiel returned to his team's area, he had returned in time to see DJ doing an imprssive ribbon dance routine. As DJ finished, his team applauded.

"Alright, so I guess he's in then," Eva said. "Who's next?"

"Oh, me," Bridgette replied. "I can stand on my hands for 20 minutes."

"Oh yeah, cause Chef is totally going to want to watch you stand on your hands for 20 minutes. Katie, you got anything?"

"Well, I can dance, but I don't really do it well without Saide." Katie looked at the ground and pouted. "I really miss Sadie."

"Ugh, who's next then?"

Harold walked forward to do his audition. Harold took a big breath in.

"Yeah, next."

Harold let out a frustrated sigh and returned back to his seat.

*** Inside the Shower Area ***

"Lindsay, this is Heather. What have you found out? Lindsay? Lindsay come in."

As Heathers voice came through the walkie talkie, Lindsay was much too busy making out with Tyler. He finally reached back and grabbed the walkie talkie for her.

"Uh, I'm on my way back. Under!"

*** Killer Bass Area ***

Geoff was displaying his skills on his skateboard, as he pulled off various tricks on it. The Bass looked impressed.

"Alright, so I guess it's Geoff, DJ's ribbon thing, and Eva. What are you doing again?" Bridgette asked.

"This." Eva picked up a large and heavy log from off the ground with ease, and thrusted it far through the air to demonstrate her amazing strength. Across the island, a duck swimming in the water was flattened by the log.

"Right. Well guys, I think we should have this in the bag."

"Alright! I'm going to be on TV."

"Geoff, you're already on TV," Bridgette replied.

"Oh yeah." Geoff ran up to the nearby camera man. "Hello out there dudes!"

*** Screaming Gophers Area ***

As the Gophers returned to continue auditioning, Izzy then began to do an exotic dance to the tune of music.

"I call this the dance or the Rattlesnake."

As Izzy danced, Owen fell into an almost hypnotic trance watching her, unable to take his eyes off her.

"Meh, I'll put you down as a maybe," Heather said. "Noah, what do you got?"

"Well I can be like a human calculator. Give me a math problem, and I can solve it like that."

"Alright, then what's 1035 divided by 15?" Cody asked.

"Easy, 69." Noah rolled his eyes as Cody chuckled from the answer.

"Well if we need help in boring Chef to death then we'll give you a call. Cody, what do you got?" Heather asled.

"Well I-"

"Actually, forget that. Beth, you're up."

Beth brought out two batons which she set on fire and began to twirl them.

"Are you sure that's safe?"

"Don't worry Heather, I took classes."

Beth tossed the batons into the air, where they span out of control.

"Hit the deck!" Owen yelled.

Everyone ducked for cover as the batons came hurling back to the ground where they extinguished.

"I kind of missed the catching class though."

"Perfect. Well I guess it'll be me, Trent, and Izzy then."

"Wait Heather, I didn't audition yet."

"And what were you going to do Lindsay?"

"I was thinking I could sing."

Heather cringed at the thought of Lindsay singing.

"So like I was saying, it'll be Trent, Izzy, and I for the talent show. Sound good to everyone?"

The Gophers nodded in agreement.

As the Gophers walked off to rest for the talent show, Cody walked over to Gwen.

"So what you got there Gwen? A journal?"

"Beat it Cody."

"Oh, so it's private right. Don't worry, I'm down with that. It's cool brah."

Cody folded his arms and leaned back, trying to look cool.

"What part of beat it don't you understand?"

Cody took a sniff of Gwen's hair.

"What are you, some kind of freak?"

"Sorry, you just smell really pretty," Cody said, realizing how awkward he had just acted.

"It's just soap."

Gwen walked off as Cody facepalmed for acting so strange. Gwen walked over to Trent, who was practicing his guitar playing for the night. She looked down at the burnt holes where Beth's batons had landed.

"I won't even ask."

Gwen continued toawrds the girls cabin as Cody followed. Cody held the door open for Gwen as she walked inside, much to the amusement of Heather and Lindsay who were nearby.

"Aw, look Lindsay, it's the first hookup of the season."

Gwen looked back at Heather.

"Oh yeah, we were going at it big time. I need a swim just to cool off."

Gwen went inside to change. Cody attempted to peak inside, but instead got the door hit into his face for his efforts.

"Gwen, wait. I'll come with you," Trent said as he joined her.

"Sure!" Gwen quickly realized how excited she had made herself look. "I mean, whatever."

The duo walked off, while Heather nudged Lindsay.

"We got a diary to find."

Lindsay looked at Heather suspiciously, but nodded.

*** At the Thatre Area ***

At the stage, the Bass were gathered around. Eva was lifting weights to prepare for the show, while the boys were talking with Birdgette.

"So can you really stand on your hands for 20 minutes, eh?" Ezekiel asked.

"Yeah, I mean, that's impossible," Harold added.

"Swear on my life," Bridgette responded.

"Yeah right," Duncan retorted.

"Want to bet?"

The male Bass members nodded and all offered up an addition to the bet if Bridgette could accomplish her claims.

"Alright, 20 minutes starting now."

Bridgette got on her hands and began to walk around. Eva looked at her and rolled her eyes, continuing to weight lift. As Bridgette walked around on her hands, her leg got tangled in a rope, eventually causing her to fall forward. The rope, still wrapped around her leg, brought down a spot light, that hit Eva square on the head.

"Oh crap!"

Bridgette and the other bass members rushed over to Eva to check on her condition.

"Eva, are you ok?"

"Ugh...I-I'm fine, it just stings a little let me just-"

Eva cut her sentence short when she tried to stand up and a joly of pain ran through her head.

"GAH."

Eva grabbed her head in pain as Bridgette looked even more worried.

"Ooooh, that looked like it hurt," Chris said as he walked by. "I wouldn't recomed any heavy lifting and what not for at least a day or two."

"Well fan-freaking-tastic. Way to to go Bridgette."

"Eva I'm sorry. It was an accident I swear. I'll fill in for you tonight, I promise."

"Whatever, I need my MP3 player to relax."

Holding her head, Eva made her way to the girls cabin.

*** Outside the Girl's Cabin ***

"Alright Lindsay, you stand guard out here and make sure no one comes in while I'm in here. I'm going to find Gwen's diary. If you see Gwen coming, warn me."

"Got it."

Heather closed the door behind her while Lindsay looked around outside. Heather walked over to Gwen's bunk, and finally found the diary after some digging.

"Ha, found it."

"Uhhh, Heather?"

"I told you to stall Gwen Lindsay, do it."

"But it's not Gwen," she squeaked out.

"Out of my way blondie, I'm in no mood to deal with your stupidity."

Heather felt a chill run down her spine as she heard the voice. She turned around and froze when she saw the source of the voice come throught the door.

"Um, hey Eva. What's up?"

"Oh you know, a freaking spot light got dropped on my head and now I can't compete in the show tonight, so I feel like crap. But besides that everything is fantastic."

Heather flashed Eva a nervous smile, making Eva raise an eyebrow at her behavior. She noticed that Heather was holding something behind her back.

"What are you hidding behind you Heather?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

Eva gave Heather a glare.

"Let me see it."

"I don't have anything Eva."

"I said, let me see it NOW."

Intimidated, Heather handed the diary over to Eva.

"What is this?"

"Oh just my book, nothing special about it. Can I have it back now, please?"

Eva, knowing there was a reason Heather hid the book, flipped open the cover, and saw Gwen's name written on the first page.

"This is Gwen's diary, isn't it?"

"Umm-"

"Listen you little coward, I'm all for trying hard to win the game, believe me, I'm determined to win too. But trying to win by hiding behind some henchmen, and going through other's stuff so play mind games with them is a chicken's way out. Now what you're going to do is put this back where you found it right now before I renew that healed up black eye of yours."

Not needing to be told twice, Heather returned Gwen's diary.

"Now get the heck out of here before I change my mind about knocking your lights out."

Heather bolted out of the cabin, with Lindsay following her close behind as she ran. Gwen passed the two of them, and watched them curiously as they ran away before walking into the cabin and seeing Eva.

"Any idea what that was about?"

"Heather was being a no good cowardly jerk. Don't worry yourself about it."

Eva grabbed her MP3 player and made her way out of the cabin. Gwen shrugged.

"Whatever."

*** Confessional: Heather ***

"Well CRAP. There goes another plan down the toilet. Ugh, how does this keep happening? I swear, our team better win tonight, because if we don't, they'll be dealing with a VERY ticked off Heather.

*** At the Stage ***

"Alright guys, I know I really messed up by injuring Eva, but trust me, I can do this!"

"Sure you can Bridgette. I'd hope you would be confident after saboutoging a team mate like that," Heather replied.

"You know what Heather? That may be how you do it on the Gophers, but we Bass have more class then that."

"Sure you do. Oh, and go easy on the chips. Don't want to sink that surfboard do you?"

Bridgette, who had been eating from a bag of chips, threw the bag at Heather.

*** Confessional: Bridgette ***

"That jerk. After everything that's happened today, like I need to have petty insults thrown at me when there's already pressure on me."

*** Back to the Stage ***

"It's the TDI talent extravaganza! Welcome to the very first Camp Wawanakwa talent contest," Chris said as the campers sat on the bleachers to watch. "It is here that six campers will showcase their mad skills, and try not to embares themselves in the process. First up for the Screaming Gophers, it's Izzy!"

The campers claped as Izzy walked out on to the stage and took a bow. The exotic music began to play as she started to dance her dance of the rattlesnake. Everything was going well and many of the campers, Owen included, watched her closely. However, the music tape playing in the background began to malfunction, causing the tape to speed up. Izzy tried her best to keep dancing to the speed of the tape, but eventually it just flat out died, stopping the music.

"Umm..."

Izzy stood there, not knowing what to do. After looking at the crowd of her fellow campers, she simply ran off the stage awkwardly.

"Well then, it looks like Izzy wasn't able to finish her preformance, but Grand Master Chef, gives her two points for her troubles. First up for the Killer Bass, give it up for the big man, DJ!"

DJ, wearing his unitard, came out and began his ribbon dance. Things were going well at first, but he soon got his legs tangled up in the ribbon. Acting quickly, he freed himself, and did one last move to end his act, recieving claps from his team mates.

"Dainty, and yet masculine. Let's see what Grand Master Chef thinks."

The Chef-o-meter pops up, showing two points for DJ.

"Not much. So things are pretty much tied up and anyones game. Next up, we have Trent."

Trent walks out with his guitar to the applause of the Gophers.

"This one goes out to someone special here at camp.

They say we've only got summer.

And I say that's really a bummer.

But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun.

It'll just be the two of us.

Nothing to do just hang.

So, let me say only this.

Stick around for just one kiss."

Trent was met with applause as the Chef-o-meter popped up to show that Chef had rewarded Trent an 8 out of 9 for his song.

"Nice. I'm liking your style dude, and so does Grand Master Chef."

Trent waved over to Gwen, who had dreamily watched the preformance. Chris, then slid Trent away.

"Quit hogging my spotlight dude. Three down and three to go. Thanks to Trent, the Gophers are now ahead. Will the Bass do just as well? Let's find out. Give it up for Bridgette!"

Bridgette's stomache growled as she prepared to go on.

"You sure you'll be ok Bridgette?" a concerned Geoff asked.

"Yeah, I'll be fine."

Bridgette got on her hands and walked out on to the stage. As soon as she entered, she gave off a loud burp, causing Owen and Cody to smirk. After another belch, she then began to vomit. The campers gasped at this. Then, Bridgette suddenly began to projectile vomit.

"I'm hit, I'm hit!" Owen yelled as some of the projectile vomit hit him.

Bridgette continued puking multiple directions, hitting Katie, who ran off is disgust and while also puking, and also hitting Leshawna. Bridgette, having her hands now covered in barf, lost her balance and fell straight into Tyler's arm.

"Hey, puke on your own boyfriend!"

"Puke on your own WHAT Lindsay?" Heather asked.

"I didn't say boyfriend," she sheepishly replied.

"Clean up on aisles 4, 5, and 6. Why don't we take a break while we get this place cleaned up?"

After the commercial break, Chris walked back out on to the now clean stage.

"Welcome back to the TDI talent contest. So as it turns out, Bridgette's barf fest actually scored the Bass two more points from Grand Master Chef. Next up from the Screaming Gophers is Heather."

Heather came out to the claps of her team. She noticed the glare Eva was giving her and shook it off. Heather began her ballet dance and pulled it off gracefully. As she finished, her team applauded her.

"Not bad. Grand Master Chef gives you a solid 6 points for your dance."

Heather bowed, and left the stage, still irritated that she wasn't able to go through with her plan to read Gwen's diary on stage.

"Now then, between Heather's dance, and Trent's song, the Bass are seriously sucking. Can Geoff and his rad stunts pull it around? I seriously doubt it. Lets find out."

Geoff smirked, and picked up his skateboard, getting ready to go out. However, when he jumped on to his skateboard, it broke in two.

"Whoa, that kind of recks the ride."

"Dangit," Bridgette exclaimed. "Now what do we do?"

"I guess someone's going to have to replace me," Geoff replied.

"Who though? Eva's injured, Katie's covered in vomit, Tyler and Ezekiel stink, and what can Duncan do again?"

Bridgette and Geoff looked over to see Duncan carving a picture of a skull on a tree beside the rafters.

"Right then, so that just leaves...Harold."

"I'll go get him," Geoff said.

After informing Harold of the situation, Harold walked out to the stage, where a mic was standing.

"Just go for it Harold, can't hurt to try," Bridgette told him

Harold nodded and cleared his throat. With all eyes on him, he began beat boxing. Much to everyone's surprise, however, he was good. Really good. Harold's beat box had them all stunned up until he finished it.

"Booyah," he said into the mic to end his beat box.

The campers stared at him, shocked, for a while. Then they broke out to a loud applause, including the Gophers. The Chef-o-meter popped up, showing a perfect 9 out of 9.

"Wicked beat box dude! And it would appear that Grand Master Chef has declared his winner: The Killer Bass!"

The Bass all cheered and ran up to congradulate Harold.

*** Confessional: Harold ***

"Winning the challenge for my team last time was awesome. Winning it for them a second time in a row though? Even more awesome."

*** Back at the Stage ***

As the Bass celebrated, the realization of defeat finally occured to the Gophers, who were now looking sad.

"Gophers, I'll see you again tonight."

*** Confessional: Heather ***

"Alright, so things didn't go for me the way I had hoped they would tonight, but at least I'm not in danger of elimination. Either way, I promise that things are going to change, and my plans WILL succeed very soon."

*** Bonfire Ceremony: Screaming Gophers ***

After much of the bonfire ceremony had passed, Trent, Heather, Lindsay, Beth, Noah, Owen, Gwen, and Leshawna all had their marshmallows. Cody and Izzy remained in danger of elimination.

"Kudos to you all for a great talent show. Singing, dancing, and barfing made for an entertaining night. But now it is time to say goodbye to someone. Cody and Izzy, this is the final marshmallow of the evening."

Cody looked at Chris nervously, wondering if his creepy encounter with Gwen earlier had convinced her to ask others for his elimination. Izzy shared a similar look of concern, knowing her act in the talent show had failed.

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Cody pumped his first in joy and walked up to Chris to recieve his marshmallow. Izzy felt sad for her elimination, but put on a smile.

"Well guess everyone's got to go at some point. See you later folks!"

Izzy threw down a smoke bomb and disapeared from sight, much to the confusion of her team. The Gophers eventualy returned to their cabins.

"And so concludes another episode. What's next in store for the campers? Who will be he next to walk the dock of shame? Find out next time right here on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!"

Remaining Contestants:

Killer Bass: Geoff, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Harold, Eva, Katie, Duncan, DJ, Tyler.

Screaming Gophers: Heather, Lindsay, Beth, Leshawna, Gwen, Trent, Cody, Noah, Owen.

19th: Izzy

20th: Justin

21st: Sadie

22nd: Courtney