Friends Season 24

(24x1) The One With The Twin's Birthday

AN: Thank you for all the support! This chapter is the longest so far. I hope you enjoy it! Keep the reviews coming :)

I have also made some changes to the original backround info in Chapter 1. I changed Ross and Rachel's son's name to Dylan, and instead of making Lily and Julia twins, Lily is 9 and Julia is 6.

Joey showed up a few minutes later, and he talked about work. But even though Monica planned a really nice party, there wasn't really anything to do. They were kind of just sitting around on the porch, trying to make conversation and find something else to talk about.

"Aunt Monica, everything looks really nice, but this is probably the most boring party I've ever been to." Emma yawned.

"Is it just me or is that chair moving," Said Dylan. A few people chuckled.

"Yeah, this party stinks," Lily replied.

"Totally," Erica agreed.

"Hey guys, that's not nice. Monica did a really nice thing here." Joey stated.

"Sorry," they mumbled.

"But I can totally take a nap. Or a meatball sub. Anyone got five bucks?"

"Joe, there's a whole table of food right there." Rachel pointed.

"Mom, NOTHING is better than meatball subs."

"Hey, I like this kid!" Joey gave Dylan a high five and he smiled back.

"But not as much as you like me, right Uncle Joey?" Julia chimed in.

"NO WAY!" Erica shouted.

The kids went back and forth for a few minutes, until things turned around.

"My parents are WAY cooler than yours." Emma said passionately.

"Umm no! Your dad still plays with dinosaur toys!" Erica was insulted.

"Hey!"

"Sorry Uncle Ross, but admit it's true!" He shrugged.

"Your dad's middle name is Muriel!" Lily chimed in. Everyone started laughing except the other Bings.

"Yeah, I do have a crappy name."

"Well, that's not funny!" Jack exclaimed. "How about your dad's stash of comic books he keeps behind his piano music!"

"Nobody was supposed to know about that…" Mike said. Everyone was quiet for a few seconds after that.

"Well all I know is that Monica is the least cool," Rachel explained.

"OH YEAH!?" Monica stated, "Why!?"

"Hey Rach, Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects."

"Well my wife's always cool!" Mike said. And once again, after a few seconds of silence, they kept arguing until Phoebe stood up.

"EVERYBODY STOP THE MADNESS!"

The room fell silent. Emma and Erica were still glaring at each other.

"Just, just shut up! Especially you two!" Phoebe pointed at Emma and Erica.

"You guys are best friends, so you do you really want to mess that up? DO YOU?"

"Sorry," they said quietly.

"SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!" Monica yelled.

"HEY stay out of this lady you were in it too!" Monica narrowed her eyes.

"So!? Apologize and mean it."

"Sorry," they said again.

"Okay now the rest of you." All of the kids apologized.

"Ehh hem!" She looked at the rest of the adults and made them apologize too.

Now Joey, who was being unusually quiet throughout all of this since he felt left out, had a good idea to show who really was boss in the group.

"Hey Chan, do you remember when we won their apartment."

"And the tickets! Courtside baby!"

"Well, the kids seem to know a lot about us, so we can have one team per family and we'll see just how much they know."

"Great idea!" the adults said. Some of the kids looked confused.

"We'll explain later," Ross said.

"All in favor say I."