Thanks for the reveiw HYPERKIT!


Hyperkit's...

"Yum yum yum yum yum yum! CCCAAAANNNNNDDDDYYYYYZZZZ!" WHEEEEEEKIT screamed.

"Shut up Wheeeeeeekit," Randomkitwhodoesnotexist snapped.

"Wahness! You took my capz!" WHEEEEEEKIT whined.

"Ze capz are allz mine! Eh heh heh heh!" Capzstar of CAPZClan laughed.

"Dude, only the C in your name is capitalized," a random cat said

...

"KitMachineClan Decendants of Ferncloud! Like, their clan is either expecting or nursing, 'cept for the males, who do all the important stuff and are mating machines, impregnating all non expecting/nursing kits females. Boy, did that sound weird. And technical," Smartpaw remarked smartly.

...

(Use the amazing Google Translate... or keep reading)

"Vous voules un morceau de tarte?" Frenchkit squeaked.

"OHHHH OUI!" Kit screamed like a kit.

Pie was thrown into her face.

"Je veux recuperer mon argent!" Kit mewed angrily.

"Acun," Frenchkit meowed coolly.

"Ma vie est ruinee!" Kit wailed.

The real conversation...

"Would- you like a piece of pie?" Frenchkit squeaked.

"OHHHH YES!" Kit screamed like a kit.

Pie was thrown into her face.

"I want my money back!" Kit mewed angrily.

"No," Frenchkit meowed coolly.

"My life is ruined!" Kit wailed.

...

"I ISH A MUFFIN! I ISH A MUFFIN MAN! I ISH A DUMB MUFFIN MAN!" Kit was screaming her dumb ass off.

"WTFH! I HAVEZ NO REVEIWZ EXCEPT FOR MA AWESOME SWIFTSTAR AND ONE IDEA FROM HYPERKIT!" I seriously AM screaming that and my mom is trying to calm me down. Is that really happening now? Uh NO!

"CLICK THE SHINY REVIEW BUTTON TO MAKE THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY HAPPY!" Random Ad Dude said.

"M-m-m-m-m-m-ma PIE!" Wailed Kit.

"KAT IS A DUMB GOAT THAT DOESN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE CRAP I ISH SAYIN'!" Screamed Dumbkit. ( TERRIBLY sorry if your name has to do with Kit or Kat or even something with, KitKat)


FOR ME AND SWIFTSTAR AND HYPERKIT, THE EXTREMELY UNHAPPY SQUIRREL CUZ I GOT NO REVIEWERS, AND I GOT ONLY THREE REVIEWS! PRESS THE SHINY BUTTON THAT WILL MAKE ME GET BETTER IDEAS!

"OMG OMG OMG OMG!" Squeaked Kit. " I FOUNDZ A 'I VOTED' STICKER!"

"Cats don't vote," Twolegs said, "WE do, and plus since when did cats start speaking?"

"SINCE BACON WAS ON THE EARTH!"

O.o

"Er. . . . ."

*Blink Blink*

"MOOOOOMMMMMY!"

"I SHALL HAIL THE WONDERFUL 'I VOTED' STICKER!" Kit ran away into a magical world filled with butterflies and zombies and ant zombies.

...

"Mama," Xtracutekit squeaked, "When will we rule over the world and make me queen."

Her mother wasn't even there.

Xtracutekit turned into blonde Mary-sue that had sandy blonde hair and went by the name, Noell. (No offense people. . . .I seriously am NOT picking on you or something)

"UGH! I HAVE NO F'N IDEAS AND I NEED THEM NOW!" The Lime Green Squirrel stomped into a world full of explosive pickle bombs.

I have no ideas, here comes some random and funny crap. (Unless you think this isn't funny)

"YOUR PIE IS GETTIN' COLD!" Piekit screeched.

"WELL TOO BAD YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EAT ALL YOUR FOOD THEN EAT THE PIE THEN EAT THE SUGAR AND JOLLY WOT WOT EAT ME!" Insanepaw continued, "PLUS IF YOU ATE QUICKER YOU COULD'VE EATEN THE WHOLE WORLD AND ALL THE CHOCOLATE FUDGE COMPANIES!"

"Who's 'Jolly wot wot'? That's an awfully strange name." Piekit said.

"IT'S NOBODY YOU IDIOT! YEAH START SULKING!"

Piekit started sulking in the corner.

("Jolly wot wot" REDWALL ANYONE)


Hello, I am new so don't forget I'm not the greatest at at following the rules and such. Personally, I find flamers quite funny. Flame ON! Just kidding. HAPPY VOTING DAY! And may the odds be EVER in your favor. Oh yeah, the 'I voted' sticker, heh, it actually happened at school yesterday for me.