Hey guys - vocaloidzoro here! well I was really bored and didn't really know what to put down for Natsu's reaction so I was kind of brain fried on what to put down on here...so pardon the weirdness of this fic that is my writing! yep...pretty sad for an ap student lol well, sorry for the short chapters...But hey, the reason I'm writing fanfic is for fun and for the sake of curing boredom...so yeah enjoy this poorly written fic of someone getting used to their regular sleep deprived schedule again and no idea of what their writing!

Natsu's reaction:

*scanning* …"Since when was Gray a pimp? oh wait! Well...there was that one time and that one time with the...whole lemonade incident...Well he also has the attitude of some male prostitute that models for some playgirl magazine with the whole stripping issue..."

"..."

"Um...I know Lucy's tits are huge but I didn't know you could do so many things with them"

" Why the fuck..am I even reading this again?"

" Hehe...well at least I know I can get Juvia to get into possessive mode and then, that would be the best chick fight ever!...might even be some lesbian fighting action...except well I think that's more Laxus' kind of thing...hmmm"

"Yknow...I think I'm just gonna dig for some dirt in this fic now…"

To the author's of fanfiction;

As if that could ever happen. And how the fucking hell could that ice for brains, with the status of a potato end up with a girl that's not a total fucking maniac like Juvia, who stalks him repeatedly and seems to go into a kind of face look that says "someone looked at my man, so I must shank a bitch now"

Just curious...man some of this shit is just...yknow...screw it, I'm jsut getting really confused now...wait… what was I talking about again!?

-Natsu

P.S.- could you send that link over to the guys of fairy tail...there could be a random brawl from the guys reading this and I want to get in on the action!