Hope you enjoy
1. Puns
Percy: Boy, there's something...fishy...going on here
Annabeth: Yes. It would be...wise...to avoid trouble
Nico: What are you doing? Stop
Jason: Wow, what a...shocking...development.
Leo: Things are...heating up.
Nico: You're all idiots
Piper: Well I think it's quite...
Nico: Don't you dare
Piper: Charming.
Hazel: Why these puns are pure...gold...
Nico: You're all dead to me
2. Plan
Everyone: omg omg omg what do we do?
Annabeth:*steps out dramatically*
Annabeth:*hairflips in slow motion*
Annabeth:*puts on sunglasses*
Annabeth:*dramatically holds up a roll of blueprints up*
Annabeth: I have a plan
Percy in the background: *snorts* well that's a surprise
3. HP quotes
Poseidon: Is it true you beat up Ares?
Percy: yes
Poseidon: you shouted at him?
Percy: Yes
Poseidon: You called him a wimp?
Percy: yes
Poseidon:...
Poseidon: Have a biscuit son
4. Nickname
Annabeth: Hey Seaweed Brain
Percy: Owl face
Annabeth: Kelp face
Percy: So-Called Wisdom girl
Annabeth: Half-Faced Fish
Percy:
Annabeth: WHAT
Percy: Nothing
5. Resteraunt
Nico: Can i have water to start, thanks
Percy: *rips off fake mustache to reveal he's actually Percy" I THOUGHT WATER WASN'T YOUR TYPE
Nico: Jessus Christ
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I will DOPHINatly write another one soon
