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1. Puns

Percy: Boy, there's something...fishy...going on here

Annabeth: Yes. It would be...wise...to avoid trouble

Nico: What are you doing? Stop

Jason: Wow, what a...shocking...development.

Leo: Things are...heating up.

Nico: You're all idiots

Piper: Well I think it's quite...

Nico: Don't you dare

Piper: Charming.

Hazel: Why these puns are pure...gold...

Nico: You're all dead to me


2. Plan

Everyone: omg omg omg what do we do?

Annabeth:*steps out dramatically*

Annabeth:*hairflips in slow motion*

Annabeth:*puts on sunglasses*

Annabeth:*dramatically holds up a roll of blueprints up*

Annabeth: I have a plan

Percy in the background: *snorts* well that's a surprise


3. HP quotes

Poseidon: Is it true you beat up Ares?

Percy: yes

Poseidon: you shouted at him?

Percy: Yes

Poseidon: You called him a wimp?

Percy: yes

Poseidon:...

Poseidon: Have a biscuit son


4. Nickname

Annabeth: Hey Seaweed Brain

Percy: Owl face

Annabeth: Kelp face

Percy: So-Called Wisdom girl

Annabeth: Half-Faced Fish

Percy:

Annabeth: WHAT

Percy: Nothing


5. Resteraunt

Nico: Can i have water to start, thanks

Percy: *rips off fake mustache to reveal he's actually Percy" I THOUGHT WATER WASN'T YOUR TYPE

Nico: Jessus Christ


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I will DOPHINatly write another one soon