Well, I'll try to update... but the essay is kind of in the way... and I need reviews to do the story... I only have one review cause I had to delete the story… so, review… otherwise the story wont update.. If you haven't seen Titanic and you don't want to be spoiled of it… skip something of the story… Well, I do not own Naruto, blappety blapp… Let the story begin…

Even when the guy taught the girl in Titanic (I don't remember their names xP!!) to spit, Ino sobbed. When Titanic hit the ice boulder Ino cried and cried and cried and screamed and when the rich people were going in the boats, Ino cried and told them to scoot and let the child's come into the boat to. Sakura, Hinata and Ino cried when one of the poor mom was trying to put her child's to sleep so they wouldn't feel any pain and Kiba got teary eyed, but no one noticed. Naruto woke up and asked why some people was locked in the ship and why the guardian didn't let them out. He got three pillows in his head. And when the boats set sail away from Titanic Ino screamed at the screen to let some child's to get in the boat.

Meanwhile, Tenten and Neji giggled… a lot. And when the ship started sinking, Ino, Sakura and Hinata cried and Ino and Sakura screamed 'why couldn't more people come in the boats? WHY?', Kiba got teary eyed, Naruto made fun of him, Kiba argued with him and Neji and Tenten put Into the Ocean with Blue October on Tenten's I-dog and then Ino cried and screamed at them saying 'This is NOT funny! Over 2000 people is dying!'

"Well, their problem, not mine." Neji replied..

When everyone were in the ocean, every one blue, Neji and Tenten put the song I'm blue on, Ino and Sakura screamed at them and they put Into the Ocean by Blue October on again. When the guy in the story froze and sunk down then the song said 'I'm sinking to the bottom of my every thing that freaks me out…'. At the end of the movie, Naruto had fallen asleep, again.

After the girls wiped away their tears, Sakura and Ino went into the kitchen and came out with oil pen, pink and blue, and started making stars and hearts on Naruto's face. Neji and Shikamaru went to find black one and doubled up the scars on his chins and then right across the scars and went into cross and circle on his chin. Kiba wanted an revenge and doubled up his eyebrows and made them black. He also made him unibrow. Then he made extra lashes and made dark lines on his eyes like Gaara has. When everyone were done doing their things on his face, Kiba scrawled all over his face. After Tenten hid all the pens, Ino and Sakura woke Naruto up for the next movie. The next movie was Saw 3. (I haven't seen it myself… but I know it is scary…)

When about fifteen minutes of the movie had started, Ino had gotten so scared, se didn't dare to blink. Naruto didn't like it either… it was a little to scary for him. Neji and Tenten loved it. Kiba also liked it and he loved to tease Sakura, who was scared to death. Hinata had her eyes closed, she was oh so scared.

"Whoa! Look at the guy… what is he doing?" Tenten asked.

"I think he's pulling his toes of with pliers." Neji answered, making Ino, Sakura and Hinata even more scared.

"Oh… Cool. What about now? What's he doing now?"

"I don't know… but it sure is funny… aw, do you hear the scream…?"

"Stop it! You're disgusting!" Ino said, she was trembling with fear. But everyone was to busy of the movie … or being scared, so no one noticed some one coming in the living room. But suddenly that someone jumped on Ino shouting 'grandma'. Ino panicked and screamed like crazy, making Shikamaru and Kiba covering their ears.

"Dude! Cut it out! I hear … uh… much louder than you do crazy woman!"

"But the 'Saw' monster is attacking me and its going to pull my toes of with pliers!!!!" Ino screamed. Everybody looked at Ino… and saw someone hugging Ino, but it was to dark in the living room and the light from the screen was dark at this moment so no one saw who it was. Neji paused the movie having a screaming girl on the screen, covered in blood.

"WAAAH! Who are you!!!!" Ino yelled.

The person was silent for a moment, then answered "My name is Lee… Rock Lee."

Everyone sighed "… Lee, get out. NOW!" Neji said in a scary tone.

"No, not until I've eaten all the socks in the room… honey"

Everyone stared at Neji, and back to Lee, then Tenten started giggling. Kiba started giggling too, and Naruto. 10 seconds later everyone was laughing.

"Not funny!" Neji yelled at them and they even laughed more.

"It sure is!" Tenten said giggling.

"AAH! A CAT! GET OUT!" Lee suddenly yelled, he was pointing at Kiba and stared hitting him with a broom.

"A cat? I'm a dog, not a cat!"

"Now you are" Sakura said while giggling even more.

"You are a cat so be a good kitty and get out of this house! Or do you want me to bring you some fish? Or do you want be to pet you? Jump outside the window and don't break anything"

"What is wrong with Lee?" Tenten said, she was starting to laugh so hard that her belly hurt. And she laughed so hard she had fallen in Neji's laps who looked bothered of that.

"At least I'm not a Christmas tree" Lee said, he was now jumping around the room like a frog.

"Sakura, Sakura, Sakura, Sakura, Sakura, Sa-Ku-Ra, Sa-Ku-Ra, Sa-Ku-Ra, Sa-Ku-Ra, Pink head, Pink head, Pink head, Pink head, Blossom, Blossom, Blossom, Hippo, Hippo, HIIIIPPPPPOOOOO…"

"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT?!?"

"… I like potatoes"

"Okay, good for you Lee, now, go home!"

"No! Then the llama will eat me!"

"I don't care! You called me honey so I don't care! I'd be happy if the llama would eat you!" Neji hissed at him.

"HAHA! Honey is a snake!" Suddenly Lee rolled one's eyes and fell on the ground.

"OH MY GOD! LEE IS DEAD!" Sakura screamed while running to him, Kiba went there too. Lee sat up two minutes later and said something like 'tchaaaahhh' and tried to bite Kiba, not in the arm, or in the leg, in the neck.

"AAH! He's trying to suck my blood out like Dracula! HELP!" Kiba screamed

"Hahahaaa! Vampires never die! MWUAHAHAHAHAAA!" Lee yelled. Then he jumped off Kiba and on Neji, and tried to bite him too.

"GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!" Neji yelled.

"okay honey…bye ya all, I'm going now. Don't eat meat." Lee suddenly said, he let go of Neji, and walked out the door.

"Gees … what's with him? Anyways, lets go on with the movie!" Kiba yelled, making most of the girls frown.

"where were we? Oh yeah, where the guy was sawing their heads off." Tenten said, making the other girls scream, hid their head somewhere or closing their eyes.

Ah… finally the end… now I can go to sleep… And, yeah! My friend, Natyn is helping me with the story, or the chappie, if you like KH Orgy humor story's, read hers. Just look up Natyn or check my fave;D Well I'm out by now, and I maybe won't update soon, but I'll try…;D Read and Review and tell me what you think or something like that..;D