Hey and yet another installment of duh duh da duh
Ai: An interesting Read!
Me: Wow excited much?
Ai: Huh uh
Me: Well don't be cause more embarrassing stuff for you and Gaara to come.
Gaara and Ai: What!
Me: Well it's got to get worse before it gets Better: p and since you're here Gaara do the disclaimer, I can't believe I forgot.
Gaara: Ai12love san does not own Naruto or me fort hat matter I'm leaving.
Me: ok so with that story start
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I finished changing and went up to Hinata. "Hey girl what's up are you ready for lunch?"
"Yep a-and Ai?"
"Yea Hinata?" I said putting back on my heels
"B-be careful around Gaara." She said twirling her thumbs "he means well but don't get on his bad side ok. I don't want to see you get hurt."
"It's quite all right Hinata I can take care of myself." I said standing up. "Now come on let's go. I have a lunch date with a certain loud blond." Pulling her up and running toward the cafeteria. It was the only thing I knew where it was. It was so huge you couldn't miss it.
Now the cafeteria had split up into three sections. The area people would get her food, the inside area which looked like a five star restaurant, and the greenhouse area, which had a view of outside and was very tropical. I skipped the lunch line and walked up to the table where Naruto was waving frantically as if his arm were about to fall off.
"Hey Ai how are you what took you so long me and Gaara have been sitting here for ten minutes, and we've already gotten our food." He said as I sat down across from him and right beside Gaara. "Hey wait aren't you eating?"
"Well I was just talking to Hinata, she's in line now. And no I'm not hungry. Hey Gaara Kun." I said looking around frantically.
"What are you doing?" he said as he looked at me like I was insane.
"Well we are less than a foot away from each other, and If I'm correct something either bad, embarrassing, or both in 3...2...1"
"Hey little bro you won't believe what happened! Oh my god I'm hungry" the older girl sat down beside me, a little too close, and she bumped my hip and sit me tumbling down right into Gaara's lap.
Oh my god, I can't believe everyone is going to think I'm a total slut! I have got to be careful around this guy. I thought as I got um from his lap and saw Hinata and this wolfish looking guy. Staring at me then the guy said as he sat down.
"Man Gaara, you getting it on in front of the whole school." He said with a devious smirk.
"Shut up Kiba, and Hinata you better compose yourself cause Neji and Tenten are coming over and they will not let something like this go."
"Ok Gaara I will." Hinata said.
"You will what Hinata?" Tenten asked, as she and Neji sat down.
"She won't try to show that this girl literally slammed her face into my brother's lap." The girl said and I remembered her voice and realized her name was Temari.
"Man bro I didn't know you had it in you." A boy wearing a black and purple tee with black trousers and for some strange reason face paint said.
"Kami! Will this ever end, what did I do wrong?!" I screamed having half of the school look at our table.
"Kankuro sit down if people see you like this hovering over her people will think you're being a pervert or something, oh wait you are." Gaara said with a small smirk.
"Nice one Gaara!" Naruto said as he high five him.
"Um Naruto, Hinata, Gaara, please tell me that no one else will come over here to learn about my embarrassing encounter with Gaara's lap?" I said pleasingly.
"Well yes but your in luck, because I'm the last one."
"Hey Shikamaru late as always I see." Temari said as he sat down beside her.
"Oh," I said as I started banging my head on the table.
"Now come on Ai it's not so bad." Tenten said
"Not so bad Tenten, not so bad! Ok it wouldn't be so bad if I had just spilled some food on him. It wouldn't be so bad if I accidentally sat in his lap, but no I had my head in his lap. Now let me explain to you why it's so bad. 1 it is a serious invasion of privacy. 2 we are in a public place. And 3 and let me stress to you this is the most important one." I said as I started to whisper shout. "Gaara is a guy and I'm pretty sure he has a dick. No can you tell me what is not so bad about this?" I finished as I looked around and noticed that the same look on their face including Gaara, extreme terror.
"Whoa Gaara you sure know how to pick 'em." Kankuro said.
"Don't you dare say that if you know what has happened to me today? Go ahead and tell them Gaara."
"Sigh, well let's see she bump into me before school started. Stole my notebook, and let Tenten get her grubby hand all over it."
"Hey!" Tenten said.
"Whatever, anyway she then when to gym in a sluttish outfit that her friend sabotaged, and bumped into me again making me pin her, and now we add this whole fiasco. All in al I'd have to say we've both had an awful day."
Then everybody but Tenten and Hinata they pretty much knew the whole thing anyway had a look of utter shock.
"Ok I have had enough of this." I said standing up and turned around. "you coming Gaara or you want more of this torcher?" I said as he stood up.
We walked a bit until I was stopped by a guy with a chicken but hair due, and two girl one with blond hair and one with pink. Man I hate pink.
"Well now what do we have here?" the guy said as he held my chin.
"Now now aren't you a pretty little thing. Why don't you come and sit with us?"
"Back off Uchiha." Gaara snarled
"Oh wow Sabuku I didn't know you had already claimed her as one of yours and Uzumaki's lackeys." He said looking at me almost lustfully.
I knocked his hand off my chin, and looked at him.
"Listen bub, I am no ones lackey. But anyone who looks at me that way I do not want to associate with. And if you are who I think you are, and you are Itachi's younger brother. Then you need to take after him more, Itachi is so much more of a gentleman than you, heck screw that he is better than you in every way. Now if you don't mind I'll be leaving. Gaara you coming? Science starts soon, and boy do I need to blow something up. I said as I walked of Gaara right beside me.
Kay and we are done with another one. Sorry to all Sasuke fans. But someone's got to be a bad guy
