I just enjoy writing this so much. X3
Erika walked into the Frosty mart with her headsets on to find Fanboy and Chum Chum running for their lives from Boog, who was trying to bop them. "I can't go a day without finding something ridiculous going on..." She muttered, then went into one of the aisles to get batteries for her dead tv remote. Something then hit her on the head. "OW!" She rubbed her head and looked up to see Boog laughing and now hitting Fanboy and Chum Chum. Rolling her dark eyes, she went back to looking for batteries that were the right size. "Sixtuple A's... quadruple A's... ah, there's the triple." She picked up a package and a freezy freeze, then set them on the counter. She got hit on the head again, making her brain start to hurt. She laid down a five on the counter, but before she even got her change, Boog hit her again and this time, with enough force to break her headsets. It snapped the arch and the speakers landed on the floor, dead. Fanboy and Chum Chum were hugging the Freezy freeze maker in terror as Boog tried to hit them. Something made chills go down his spine, and when he turned there was one of the scariest things alive.
"Oh man! THERE'S A MONSTER- Oh wait... that's a girl! Hahahaha!" He laughed, pointing.
"GRRRRRRRRR..." She was seething mad, holding the remanents of her headsets. Her eyes were glowing red and you could practically see blackness pouring out of her pores. Boog was about to bop her on the head again, when she grabbed his huge hand and bent it backwards.
"EAGH!" He fell to his knees in pain, the girl showing no mercy. Then with her other hand, she punched his face and the pure rage from that hit sent him flying back into the canned goods. He groaned in pain, then she put her foot on his chest and leered down at him.
"NEVER... Break my headsets AGAIN! Or you will pay with something very dear to your heart." She hissed, pointing straight to Boog's favorite game, the Chimp Chomp. Boog gasped.
"No! Don't hurt my baby!" Then she snarled and picked up a cheap headset from the music section.
"I'll get some better ones later..." She muttered, then bought her things and left. Fanboy and Chum Chum looked after her, frightened. But when they looked at Boog he was just laying there sucking his thumb.
"That... was... awesome! Like a fight between good and evil!" Chum Chum said.
"Finally! Someone stood up to Boog!" Fanboy said happily, but then Boog whimpered. Lenny looked terrified as well, and some people just passing outside had seen the entire thing.
"Boog lost to a little girl!" One said.
"Wow, he's gotten soft!"
"No! Wait, I can still bop!" Boog yelled, getting up. He bopped Fanboy on his flat head. People then spread out, and the gossip began to spread that Boog, the bopping bully, had been defeated. He fell to his knees, devastated.
"Oh come on Boog! Things aren't going to change just because of one little incident..." Fanboy said, not even sure himself.
"Yeah! You can still bop people!" Chum Chum agreed. Boog sighed.
"You guys really think so?"
"We know so!" They both said at the same time. Then they ran to the freezy freeze leaving Boog to contemplate and possibly cry himself out of depression.
The Next Day
Boog wiped the tables, still in a down mood until a customer came in. He cracked his knuckles, but the customer didn't even seem scared. He just got some stuff, and without one ounce of fear, he bought what he wanted. "Hey guy! You forgot your... BOP!" Boog tried to bop him, but the guy just walked away, Boog missing. "That never happened before! ...I'M LOSING MY BOP!" He screamed, clutching his head. He tried it again and again with the other customers, even a baby. All of them were unbopped and didn't even look afraid of the bops now that Erika had proven that bops could be avoidable. "She's ruined my life! AAGH!"
"So snot bubbles can be contained with the lunch glop and be preserved for a week! Check it out!" Fanboy and Chum Chum had just came in, and Fanboy was holding the cafeteria glop and inside of it was a disgusting snot bubble.
"...Boog?" Chum Chum asked, running to the fallen Boog smacking his head against the counter.
"That she-devil has ruined my life... I CAN'T BOP ANYMORE!" He sobbed, and Fanboy and Chum Chum gasped. Then a confetti cannon popped and the two boys began to dance in celebration. "So instead of bopping you all, I'm shutting down the freezy freeze machine!" He said in anger, then unplugged it. The boys stopped celebrations and screamed.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!" Chum Chum screamed.
"THE FREEZY FREEZES ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING US ALIVE!" Fanboy cried out. "WE WENT THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER!" He sobbed, then showed pictures of him and Chum Chum with the freezy freeze at the beach, at a movie, playing videogames, playing outside. But then a lightbulb came above Fanboy's head in the middle of his sobs. But then it died. Chum Chum ran up, undid the lightbulb, and replaced it with a candle.
"Sorry Fanboy, I'm out of lightbulbs for the week."
"It's fine, oh! Now I have the idea again!"
The Next Day, School
Erika walked the halls, ignoring the kids looking at her fearfully. Her earphones were in as she went to her locker and took out some notebooks. When she shut the door she saw Kyle. Pulling off the headsets, she looked at him with an exhasperated look. "If this is about Boog, I can explain-" Kyle showed her a poster crudely made on construction paper. The handwriting was barely legible. "Fight Night, tonight at The Frosty Mart parking lot. The competitors... Boog vs. Erika?" Her eyes widened and she looked at Kyle with a horrified expression.
"Why did you agree to that?" He asked.
"I didn't! This is actually the first I've heard of this fight night." She's heard it actually, she just never paid attention. People were talking about it everywhere, people even greeted her saying she was gonna beat up Boog again.
"Well, look who its being run by." Kyle said, pointing to the bottom.
"It's Fanboy and Chum Chum isn't it?" She asked, not even having to look to know they did it. He made a face that said 'unfortunately, yes'. She sighed and crushed the paper in her fist. Kyle had to take a few steps back, afraid that she'll take out her temper on him. A lot of people were afraid now, thinking that she would take Boog's place for being the bopping bully. "Where are those idiots?" But then there was a uproar of the newest news and she was bombarded with questions, Kyle caught in the midst and unable to navigate himself out of the crowd. Erika climbed up the lockers and used the light fixtures like monkey bars to get to class.
"Please go everyone! I- OW! I need to get to class! Please!" Kyle asked, getting crushed under the crowd. Erika arrived at the class, heavily breathing from all the energy used to travel. Her fingers were burning from the lights she ended up touching. Only a handful of kids were in the class, not including the two who started all of the mess. Then the window opened and the two climbed in.
"We'll accept more bets during the fight!" Chum Chum yellled out the window at the fans. Erika grabbed both of them by their capes and glared at them.
"Please don't hurt my beautiful face!" Fanboy cried out.
"I need to be alive for the fight!" Chum Chum said with equal fear.
"When were you planning on telling me that you planned a fight for me and Boog?" She asked, narrowing her eyes. Chum Chum looked at Fanboy with worry.
"I thought you told her!"
"No, I thought you did! Well, now that you know, Boog wants a rematch and if he wins he'll turn back on the freezy freeze machine and he'll be the bopping bully everyone knows and hates!" Fanboy said.
"Well I'm not doing it! It's a waste of effort anyways to fight him because he's-"
"Too strong?" Fanboy asked.
"Too powerful?" Chum Chum added.
"Too biiiiig?"
"Too thick?"
"More like too stupid. Besides, that was all just instinct fighting against him." She said. Chum Chum then grabbed her headsets. "EAGH! Give those back!" She tried to grab them, but Fanboy picked up Chum Chum and held him away from her grasp.
"Fight Boog and you get them back." He said.
"Oh, and you have to lose!" Chum Chum added. Erika sighed then nodded.
"Fine. But is all this really necissary?" Then the door slammed open and Kyle got flung right in and crashed into some desks. The bell rang, and Kyle lifted his hand to show he was still alive.
"I'm okay, thank you for being concerned... eghh..." He then fainted from exhaustion.
The Frosty Mart, 7:00 PM
Boog stood in the center of the parking lot, where people surrounded. "Almost time to fight! Did that little girl get scared?" He mocked. But then Erika pushed through the crowd and popped out in front of him, face grave.
"One lose and you get your headsets, so suck it up..." She muttered to herself. Chum Chum came to the center, wearing a fake mustache and referree clothing.
"Okay! First one down for five seconds is the supreme bopper! Boog, are you ready?" He asked.
"Yeah yeah yeah, just start it! Oh man how I've waited for this..."
"Erika, are you ready?" Chum Chum asked. The girl tightened her pony tail and nodded, just crossing her arms. "Alrighty then! FIGHT!" A bell was rung, and Boog let out a fierce battlecry. Erika just stood there, bored and just wanting to go home.
Well, I'm gonna leave you with a cliffhanger until next chapter. Who will win? The bullying bopper? Or the goth? Find out next chapter!
