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Chapter 5: Dinner with the Staff
- Time: 6:38 pm -
In his tuxedo, Vegeta paced back and forth in front of the door, waiting for Bulma. His parents were in their bedroom, getting ready for the event. Tarble and Celeria were sitting on the couch, watching SpongeBob.
"Arrgh...what's that woman doing?!" Vegeta growled while clenching his fists. She literally lived next door, she couldn't have gotten lost while WALKING.
Just then there was a knock on the door. Vegeta quickly grabbed the doorknob and yanked the door open. His eyes immediately widened as he screamed, "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU WEARING?!"
Bulma stood in a dark blue dress with shimmering glitter all over it. It had parallel diagonal silver strips below the bust. The dress (luckily) went down all the way to the floor and she had thin straps on her shoulders. The dress did hug her curves though, and it showed some cleavage.
Bulma looked down at her pretty dress and looked back at Vegeta, "What are you talking about? You said to wear 'fancy female clothes' and I did,"
"This is a dinner, not prom! You did way too much!" Vegeta scoffed, his tail moving around in agitation.
"Wow Bulma, you look pretty!" Tarble gaped at her dress. Vegeta growled when he saw Tarble innocently looking at his woman.
"Yeah! Where'd you get it at?!" Celeria looked enviously at Bulma's curves. Vegeta growled at the thought of his sister wearing that type of outfit...especially in front of Turles.
"Oi! Stop looking at my Woman!" Vegeta hissed at Tarble, crushing Bulma to his chest, then turned to Celeria, "And don't even think about wearing a dress, especially in front of your perverted boyfriend!"
Tarble sheepishly chuckled while sitting back on the couch, "Heh...I've been had a girlfriend, Vegeta..."
Celeria stood her ground against Vegeta, "You're not Dad, Vegeta! I can wear whatever I want! I'm 13 years old!"
"Oh? Really? What if I told Father about you and Turles? He'd be furious to find out you've been dating him since like, 1st Grade," Vegeta smiled evilly at the look of horror on Celeria's face, "What's wrong? You said that you were 13 and could wear whatever you wanted..."
Bulma bonked Vegeta's head, "Hey, don't scare your sister like that!"
King Vegeta suddenly walked down the stairs, calling out, "Hey! Are you ready, Vege- Woah! Bulma...are you going to prom?"
Bulma giggled at the compliment, making Vegeta frown, "No, Vegeta asked me out on a date, so I decided to dress nice,"
Vegeta hissed, turning red and lightly pushed Bulma away a few inches, "Woman! I said that it wasn't a date! I just needed you to accompany me to this fancy dinner...wearing fancy female clothes...at 7:00- F*ck!"
Vegeta's mother walked downstairs wearing a simple white shirt and a black skirt, she immediately stopped, staring at Bulma, "Bulma...are you going to-"
"Can we just leave now?!" Vegeta demanded, his annoyance clearly evident by the look on his face.
King Vegeta thought for a moment before nodding, "Okay, I think everyone's ready...Tarble, until the babysitter comes, you're in charge,"
Tarble hissed 'Yes!', while Celeria crossed her arms angrily. King Vegeta continued, "And remember...DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY PS4!"
"Yes sir!" Tarble and Celeria chuckled nervously.
"Vegeta, it's about time we leave now," Vegeta's mother turned to her husband, "And what restaurant are we going to anyway?"
"Il Piccolo Vergo or something fancy like that," King Vegeta grabbed his car keys and turned to his younger kids and waved, "Alright, we'll see you guys in about 3 hours!" The four left out, leaving the two teens to revel in the thought of being home alone...
"..."
"HIYA KIDS! I'M GONNA BE YOUR BABYSITTER!" Master Roshi screamed as he busted open the door, in his Bulky form.
Tarble and Celeria jumped at the crash, staring wildly at Master Roshi before looking back at each other, knowing trouble was on its way...
- At Il Piccolo Verde -
"Remember Vegeta, just act polite, cause this is a very important meeting," King Vegeta informed his son in front of the restaurant.
"Hmph, let's just get this over with..." Vegeta scowled.
King Vegeta and the others walked through the fancy diner doors, and was immediately spotted by a nearby waiter, who was about in his late 20's, "Umm...you're with the party of 'District #116 right?"
King Vegeta nodded, "Is there people already there?"
The waiter nodded, "Yes, only about 5 people...here, let me show you the table..."
They followed the waiter until King Vegeta noticed Bardock, King Cold, Dr. Gero, King Kai, and Old Kai there.
"What's up Vegeta?!" His friends all chimed happily. They were sitting at a long table, and the appetizers were already out, along with the drinks.
"Aw, nothing, just ready to discuss this bet, and ready to collect my money before the school year's over!" King Vegeta teased, sitting him and his wife down. At a small table nearby, Vegeta and Bulma sat down, raising their eyebrows at this 'important dinner'.
"I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that..." a voice spoke from nearby.
Bulma turned to see a waiter, around a year older than her, smiling charmingly at her, "Hello, my name's Raspberry...what's yours miss...?"
"Bulma Briefs," Bulma shook the waiter's hand and smiled back.
All of Vegeta's initial plans of embarrassing his father flushed down the drain, deciding that the idiot shaking Bulma's hand was a MUCH bigger problem than going to a dinner.
Vegeta planted his fist on the table, making a 'thump' noise while clearing his throat loudly, "It's Mrs. to you, fool, and aren't you gonna take our order?"
"Oh yes, would you like any drinks?" Raspberry asked, his attention focused on Bulma.
"Umm...I'd just like a Sprite," Bulma ordered.
"And a water for me," Vegeta added, glaring at the waiter.
"Okay, I'll have these drinks in a minute!" Raspberry wrote the order down, and left the table in a hurry.
"...Mrs...? Vegeta, I feel like this is really familiar, we're not married," Bulma explained, "Well, we're not married yet,"
"Of course we are!" Vegeta barked, "Plus also, I don't trust that waiter! He's manipulative!"
"Vegeta, you're just being paranoid...he's just a regular waiter," Bulma smiled. Vegeta 'hmped' and suspiciously glanced around the restaurant.
"Man, you son sure is hardcore, Vegeta...the complete opposite of my sons," Bardock complimented while digging into the bread.
"He really gets it from his insane grandfather..." King Vegeta explained, "He was WAY worse than Vegeta,"
"Speaking of your son...he broke my car! I expect a full replacement by the end of this year!" King Kai yelled at Bardock.
"It's Kakarot, isn't it? Sorry, I don't know where that boy goes when he disappears for periods at a time," Bardock apologized.
"Well, maybe if you kept an eye on your son more, then he wouldn't leave out of nowhere!" Gine snarled at Bardock, hitting him with her frying pan.
"Woman! Don't patronize me!" Bardock growled, rubbing his sore head.
- Back at Vegeta's House -
"Oh yeah! Bend those knees baby!" Master Roshi chuckled with glee as he oogled the women's assets on King Vegeta's television. He was sitting on the couch, leaning way too close to the screen.
Tarble and Celeria shuddered with disgust as they peeked behind the couch. Celeria snorted, "What a pervert! What are we gonna do with him?!"
"I dunno, but we gotta get rid of him!" Tarble whispered back, "Any ideas?"
"WOO HOO! SPREAD THOSE LEGS!" Master Roshi screamed in excitement, watching the woman do open legged squats.
"That's it! We're calling reinforcements!" Celeria growled.
- Back to Il Piccolo Verde -
"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye...Oh wait, it's just a sparkle," Raspberry threw in another cheesy pick up line, causing Bulma to snicker.
"Why, thank you sir...so where's our food?" Bulma asked, checking her phone for the time...8:00.
"Oh! Pardon me! There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you!" Raspberry chuckled nervously, backing away into the kitchen.
Bulma turned to see Vegeta having a grumpy look on his face, and giggled, "Vegeta, you actually think I like this guy?"
Vegeta was about to speak, until a voice sneered, "Well, well, well, looks like we meet again!"
Vegeta turned to see Mr. Shu behind him...along with his whip, "Hey! Didn't I kill you or something?"
"Doesn't matter now! The important thing is that I'm gonna be teaching you, so you better prepare for the pain!" Mr. Shu chuckled evilly, before sitting in his seat at the long table.
"Hmph! I'd like to see you try!" Vegeta growled.
Just then, the annoying waiter came back and swooned at Bulma with the food, "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!"
"Gee, thanks," Bulma dully said, grabbing her plate of salad and passing Vegeta his plate of raw meat.
"Oh, the two troublemaking love birds are here, huh?" a voice and shadow boomed over Vegeta's seat.
"Mrs. Buttstinger..." Vegeta hissed while whipping around to face her.
"Remember what I said, one little slip up, and I'll be sure to suspend all you asses!" Mrs. Blutzinger threatened, before sitting down in her seat.
Bulma picked at her salad, mainly watching Vegeta tear into his raw meat. While eating savagely, Vegeta looked up and noticed that Bulma wasn't eating, "Are you gonna eat that?"
Bulma gave Vegeta her salad, and in a matter of seconds, he ate it all up. Vegeta wiped his mouth with a napkin while saying, "Woman, you need to eat more! What's the use of ordering a flimsy salad, when you don't even eat it?!"
"I dunno...I'm just not hungry right now," Bulma shrugged. Right after she said those words, her stomach growled, making her flush in shame.
Vegeta scowled at her before yelling at Raspberry, who was spying on them a few tables away, "Oi! Waiter! Get me a chocolate strawberry shortcake!"
"Y-Yes sir!" Raspberry whimpered, quickly running into the kitchen.
Bulma frowned at Vegeta, "But Vegeta...you know that chocolate makes me gain weight..."
Vegeta rose his eyebrow at Bulma's statement, "Woman, you're overreacting...you need to eat anyway! You're gonna end up as an anorexic and doctors will have to force feed you through tubes!"
"*gasp* Don't jinx me, Vegeta!" Bulma yelled, clearly insulted.
Vegeta was about to retort, until they heard snickers. He and Bulma turned to see all the adults looking at them. The adults quickly went back to their own conversations when Vegeta glared at all of them.
"Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm," Raspberry presented the dessert to Bulma, earning a bored look from her.
After he went away, Bulma grabbed a fork and slowly started eating the cake, eventually pigging out. Vegeta smirked, satisfied at the way she was eating.
"She's so...Saiyan-like when she eats that way...' Vegeta thought to himself.
- Back to Vegeta's House -
There was a doorbell ring, and Master Roshi got up from his spot, groaning, and opened the door to reveal Turles, "What do you want?!"
"Umm...Celeria called me, so I was just coming over to see her," Turles explained, scratching his head, "...Is King Vegeta here?"
"Nope! I'm the babysitter! So either you go away or I'm calling the cops!" Master Roshi warned.
Turles sighed deeply and was about to speak until he noticed the program on TV, "Hey...is that Body Burnout Volume 6: Thighs and Gluteus?!"
"Yeah, it is! My favorite volume! Are you a fan?" Master Roshi asked.
"Of course I am! I bought all 10 volumes and watch it everyday!" Turles smirked proudly.
"Oh really? It's nice to see a fan of good television programming! Wanna come in and watch with me?" Master Roshi suggested, pointing towards the couch.
"Sure!" Turles smiled wide, following Master Roshi to the couch.
Tarble and Celeria smacked their foreheads, watching from behind the couch. Tarble groaned, "Wow...that was great 'reinforcements'..."
"Shut up!" Celeria yelled, slapping Tarble in the back of his head.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Ashley Dbz Lover chapter 4
Then have brolly calm down a bit and make him a bit nicer? And calmer. Have him be a little more fond towards the Z Fighters and is with them on some adventures.
Me: Well, it's kinda hard to do that...I've made around 13 prequels to Freshman Saga, and it's really hard to suddenly just change your character like that. Like, that's who I created Brolly to be 2-3 years ago: To be a comical psycho who destroys everything. I can't really just up and change his personality like that...
Vegeta: Yeah you can! I think...
Ashley Dbz Fan chapter 4
OMGGG Am I the only one that thinks brolly looks like an absolute walking GOD in his regular form. Please make him in his regular form in the freshman saga! PLEASE.
Me: Umm...I gotta think about that one...
Vegeta: He's still a maniac...
Goku4Everrr chapter 1
First, STOP MAKING VEGETA SO Over Powered!
Second, Mor Goku/Chi-Chi please? PLEASE!
Third, Have Goku be a tiny tiny bit more Saiyan like, please?
If you do this I will be the happiest fan alive, you can do all the B/V Stuff like you always did, but I'm just asking for Goku and chichi to be more of a couple like B/V.
Me: Well, Goku and Vegeta are only up to their Super Saiyan God forms...it's not like I made them Super Saiyan 5 or anything. All my characters are as powerful as they are in the series, Beerus and Whis are still the strongest. And I plan on doing more Goku and Chi-Chi, they are one of the main cast, but they are completely different from Bulma and Vegeta. It would be totally out of character for Goku to be possessive of Chi-Chi and show affection like Vegeta does. Goku and Chi-Chi kinda have the 'nagging wife and the husband who's scared of her' relationship. But with Bulma and Vegeta, it's more of an 'Two spoiled brats who love each other, yet can put up a fight with each other' relationship, which can be more entertaining. Like Goku and Chi-Chi hasn't had ONE argument in the whole Dragon Ball series, since Goku is afraid and agrees to Chi-Chi's terms. Vegeta, however puts up a fight with Bulma, making them a more ideal relationship. That kinda makes me understand why they put more B/V moments in Z/Super/Movies than G/CC moments. But overall, I'll put more Goku/Chi-Chi moments, but I'm not making them like Bulma and Vegeta.
Vegeta: -blush- Quit talking about me like I'm not here!
Guest chapter 4
Spooky scary skeletons
Me:...
Guest chapter 4
Spooky scary skeletons
Me:...
agatstone chapter 4
Hi, great chapter. Yes, this is much better than 4th grade. Can't wait until the 21st. Will there be another crossover in highschool, or will at least the characters from 3rd grade pop up again randomly? Anyway great work and can't wait for the next chapter of any of your fics.
Me: I'll guarantee you that you'll see the characters from the crossover sometime in the high school series, but I haven't really came up with another crossover or anything, YET. But thanks for the suggestion!
Vegeta: Eh, they were okay...
Bluestar chapter 4
"This school's too dangerous for all of you,"
I am literally still laughing right now. It gives me hope for the craziness that's sure to come. ;)
Me: Lol, it's really hard to laugh at my own jokes I write since I'm expecting them, but I'm glad you really like the humor! And trust me, there's gonna be too much craziness!
Vegeta:...That makes me more tired than happy...
Nastasia the fandom fiend chapter 4
I luf it! Oh, and thnx for adding that b/v! BTW I know a lot of ppl do the drama fics and I'm so glad that you chose to do a humorous one! And one last thing (i think), emgirl53 had this amazing idea I saw in the reviews and I would also love to see it!
Well anyways keep doing what you do
Me: Thanks! I'm much better with humor than drama! But, I would do the idea, but I already did the GT Saga in 8th Grade...
Vegeta: Yeah!
Triple V chapter 4
Hey there cool story so far I have Ben waiting forever for this there is a couple things I want to see
1) Vegeta vs beerus for pancakes
2) broly or mad buu vs mrs Buttstinger
3) Vegeta and gokus moms get so angry the go SSJ
Me: 1) Ummm...maybe! 2) I'm DEFINITELY gonna do that! 3) Probably not, there's nothing that'll make them snap like that unless someone was killed...
Vegeta: Oi! Didn't you ask me if I wanted to face him?!
sigh chapter 4
Hate to be the one who breaks it to you, but girls can fap. It's called masturbating and every single gender can do it...fapping isnt something limited to only one gender but to all.
Me: I don't wanna talk about this, but 'Fap' is the male term for masturbation because of the sound it makes. 'Schlick' is the female term for masturbation...I don't masturbate in general though. But, technically I don't/can't 'fap' since I'm a female...why am I talking about this to you?
yugiohpokemondbzfan chapter 4
*applauds* Great chapter as usual. But anyway, I LOVE these stories. They're so.. hilarious. This is the first time I've been able to review (haven't been able to get on my account). I commend you on creating these GREAT/FUNNY/AWESOME fanfics.
Keep up the great work!
Me: *blush and Chopper dance* Oh, you're complimenting gets you nowhere, stupid! For real though, thanks! I worked really hard on these and I'm happy to know that you think it's hilarious!
Vegeta: It's okay, the only good things are the fights!
queenvicky99 chapter 4
Heck yeah I did ! Omg school is fast approaching and to be honest. ..I don't wanna go back DX . Let's get started with this review now ! I feel bead for all those poor kids getting trampled and blasted and kicked and etc. I'm kinda mad Chichi didn't fall ...She should had but whatever .Poor Goku ,he didn't need to get by a door but It was funny as heck! Knight Veggie need to chill and stop yelling .I mean Gesh go play some dang basketball XD .Piccolo a OG I mean dang , He just knocked them out like *snap* ! XD Frieza *cough * Gay *cough * I'm just kidding but Princess really now ! You go Turtle ! Get that cheek kiss .Also why the old far (master roshi) babysitter! WTF isn't like supposed to be in high school *confused asf * I hope you explain that one .Well ,I can't wait until the next chapter of this \()/ don't keep us waiting .Until next update! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Well, school's back! How do you like it now? Everyone was totally wrong about it being serious! It's fun! Oh yeah, back in Kindergarten, Master Roshi snuck in the school as a kindergartener, and the adults believed him, so ever since then, he went to school with them. I'm kinda worried that I made him a pedophile, since I didn't really understand the meaning as a 12 year old...oh well!
Vegeta:...Really?
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 4
Dear Goku, Will you stop thinking about food?
Dear Frieza, STOP. BEING. A. JERK.
Dear Vegeta, You win at my chess battle with real men. I'll give you a giant pancake at the size of the sears tower.
Dear everyone (Except Yamcha.), I love you all. I put a bomb under the school so Ms. Buttstinger can die! It goes off after the school has been closed. Hehehe!
-Future Trunks.
*The note was laying at every classroom desk before school started.*
Me: O_O
Vegeta:...Trunks?
The Lifebringer chapter 4
I'm not one to review much as I prefer to sit there reading fics quietly but I've read all of yours and they are all very entertaining. So thank you.
I have a few questions though
Why do you use the name Shenlong instead of Shenron?
Will there be any appearance of Golden Frieza?
Finally, are you enjoying the new Dragon Ball Super series?
Me: Well, thanks for reviewing! I really appreciate that! I prefer to read quietly too. 1) Well, it fits more for the mascot of a school than Shenron. Like 'The Shenrons' sound too weird for a mascot. You see, 'Shenlong' is the manga name and 'Shenron' is the name in the anime. 2) Yup! I dunno when, but it will be probably in this fic... 3) YEAH! IT'S AWESOME!
Vegeta: YEAH I AM!
emgirl53 chapter 4
I'm sorry I have too many ideas but...
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I HAVE YET! Okay so Baby becomes a new student and flirts with Bulma. Vegeta gets more and more pissed every time he does it. Bulma and everyone else keeps defending Baby saying 'he's "honorable" and is just being a proper gentleman and that Vegeta should act more like him'. Vegeta takes her 'advice' but starts getting suspicious when it seems like Bulma and Baby are going out. It turns out Baby infected Bulma and they don't realize it until its too late and she goes into full-on slave mode. Baby removes the egg and apolgizes to Vegeta and Bulma. Baby and Vegeta fight it out and they start to get along and eventually become friends. I hope it doesn't sound too dramatic but I think you could make it a funny story arc.
I hope it doesn't break your 'no breakups' rule(they never really break up it just seems like Baby and Bulma are going out) you can tweak it or just not use it at all. Like I said it just an idea. I would write it but I'm a terrible writer.
Me: Sorry, but I already did a GT Saga in 8th Grade. Baby was in it and everything. Even Vegeta fought him and stuff, because he was hurting Bulma...Hmm...I got an idea. How about you write out your ideas and post it, and maybe I can help you edit them. Idk, it was just a thought.
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
- Back to Il Piccolo Verde -
Vegeta gritted his teeth for the millionth time at the Raspberry, who was still making cheesy pick up lines at Bulma.
"Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!" Raspberry smiled as he gave her another refill.
Bulma rolled her eyes, bored with the act, "I didn't ask for another refill..."
"Oh, I'm so sorry! Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!" Raspberry charmingly smiled- again.
Bulma frowned at the compliment...thinking about it, then accused, "McDonalds...are you calling me FAT?!"
Raspberry tried to cover up his mistake, "No, no! Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it!"
"WHAT?!" Vegeta yelled as he stood up, facing Raspberry's neck, "That's it! It's about time I finally kill you!"
Raspberry trembled at Vegeta's angry face and then suddenly the air was taken out of him. He gasped as he saw his own heart in Vegeta's hands, and fell down, his view only being the floor. He then saw his heart in his point of view, until Vegeta's boot crushed it, causing blood to spill out everywhere.
Everyone gasped at the brutal scene, and heard Raspberry's last words, "Y-You better c-call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for y-you and I c-can't get up..."
"...Son, what just happened?!" King Vegeta was speechless. King Cold was throwing up in a bag, while Mrs. Buttstinger immediately left to go to the bathroom. Mr. Shu and the Kais already left, while Bardock just massaged his temples stressfully.
Suddenly the kitchen door busted open, revealing the manager.
"What is going on here?!" The manager of the restaurant, King Piccolo demanded.
"Piccolo?! You work here?!" King Vegeta gasped in disbelief.
"Yeah, I just got this restaurant 'bout a week ago...even my son is helping out!" King Piccolo beamed with pride.
"Piccolo?" Bulma and Vegeta looked around the restaurant and finally spotted him serving other Namekians water. Piccolo glanced towards the two, tipped his head, and went back into the kitchen.
"Anyway, why are you causing a scene?!" King Piccolo turned his anger back on Vegeta.
"Well, you should ask your waiter, he was hitting on my wife! Oh wait, you can't ask him, he's DEAD!" Vegeta cackled, licking his fangs while glancing at the dead body on the floor.
"Again, we're not married..." Bulma muttered.
After a few minutes of hiding the body and cleaning up the blood, everyone was about ready to leave for the night.
"Well, Vegeta, it was...nice...having dinner with you," King Cold shook King Vegeta's hand.
"Yes, it was nice having dinner with your fat a- umm...respectable self," King Vegeta saved himself, earning a smile from his wife.
"Well, I'm gonna go check on the kids," Dr. Gero coughed.
"You mean your androids," Bardock snickered, earning a slap in the back of his head from Gine.
"We'll wait for you guys outside!" Bulma called, walking out with Vegeta in tow.
Back to Vegeta's House-
"Wooo! This is awesome!" Turles smirked, watching the women do sit ups.
"I know, right! Shake those hooters, baby!" Master Roshi cheered.
"That's it! I can't take this anymore!" Celeria pulled on her hair stressfully.
Tarble tried to calm his sister down, "Hey, Mom and Dad will be home any minute! We just gotta wait-"
"HEY PERVERTS! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Celeria screamed in fury, while popping up from behind the couch.
Turles and Master Roshi jumped while looking behind them to see a snarling, rabid Celeria.
"I'm sorry babe! I forgot about the plan!" Turles shakily apologized.
"Shut up! No more kisses for you until you get rid of ALL your stupid volumes, you pervert!" Celeria punished.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Turles dropped his knees to the floor and sobbed in agony.
"And YOU" Celeria pointed at Master Roshi, who flinched, "Get out before I make you get out!"
"...Do I still get paid?" Master Roshi asked. The next thing he knew, he was thrown out of the window, busting it, and before crashing into the streets, a bus ran him over.
Celeria grabbed his dirty DVD, and threw it out the window too. She then turned towards the two shaking boys and smirked evilly.
Outside-
Outside, Bulma noticed that it was raining, so she dug in her purse and brought out her umbrella, blocking the rain from her and Vegeta, "You really hated that guy, huh?"
"Of course, his sucky pick up lines were unbearable!" Vegeta spat, looking at the cloud filled night, with no moon in sight.
"You think you can do better?" Bulma snickered while turning towards Vegeta.
Vegeta snorted and turned his nose up proudly, "Of course I can, Woman!"
"Oh yeah?! Say one!" Bulma pressed. Vegeta smirked and thought for a second before turning his attention back to Bulma. He made her put the umbrella down, making rain pour down on them. He then cupped her cheek, and brought her lips to his.
After about a minute, both separated slowly. Vegeta stared at Bulma's dazed face for a few more seconds before snickering, "I just kissed you in the rain, so you just got twice as wet..."
Vegeta barely dodged Bulma's umbrella that was thrown at him, "VEGETA! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
His snickers turned into laughter when she tried punching his gut, causing her to flinch in pain at the feeling of hitting a brick wall.
"It's not funny!" Bulma yelled, blowing on her burning hand.
"Umm...why are you two running around in the rain?" King Vegeta asked, causing the two to quickly separate.
"...N-None of your business, Father!" Vegeta snapped, dragging Bulma with him into the car.
King Vegeta and his wife just glanced at each other, and shrugged, walking into the car so they could finally go home.
- Back at Home -
"We're home!" Bulma busted open the door (After King Vegeta unlocked it) and cartwheeled in.
Vegeta walked in behind her, muttering, "This isn't even your house..."
King Vegeta rushed in, diving into the living room to check the state of the PS4. He sighed in relief as he found it was untouched. He turned to the kids on the couch, and he rose his eyebrow at the sight.
Celeria was relaxing on the couch with an evil smirk while Tarble and Turles massaged each foot. King Vegeta paused for a moment before speaking, "When did I allow boys in my house?"
"All you said was 'And remember...DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY PS4!' And then you left," Celeria recalled.
"Oh...Get out," King Vegeta calmly pointed at the door, and Turles escaped with a relieved look on his face.
"Hey...where's the babysitter...?" Their mother questioned.
"The babysitter left already!" Celeria and Tarble quickly made up a lie.
"Really? This is the third time they left early..." Their mother muttered in thought.
"Well, that's probably a sign that the kids are old enough to watch over themselves..." King Vegeta shrugged.
King Vegeta's wife thought for a moment, glancing at Tarble and Celeria's pleading faces before nodding in agreement, "I guess you're right...they're teenagers now,"
"YES!" Tarble and Celeria celebrated with a hi five. But, their mother wasn't done yet.
"BUT! You will be in bed by 11:30 at the latest, you can't afford to stay up all night due to school," Their mother bargained.
"DEAL!" Tarble and Celeria smiled widely, thanking their mother, before going to their rooms to change into their night clothes.
King Vegeta and Vegeta had a sweatdrop on their faces while listening to their mother/wife brag about how much a good parent she was. Bulma smiled cheekily all the while.
Suddenly, all three heard an ear piercing scream coming from King Vegeta's wife.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?!" She screeched in unconfined anger.
Upstairs, they suddenly heard Celible's voice yell, "I gotta get out of here!" and after hearing another window bust, there was dead silence.
"...I'm gonna kill them once they unfuse!" Vegeta's mother hissed while clenching her fists. Her eyes were filled with fire, and King Vegeta could sense his wife's power level rising.
King Vegeta tapped Bulma and Vegeta's shoulder, signaling that all three of them should leave at once. They slowly backed away from the raging woman, leaving out the door while closing the door quietly.
Once she turned around to face her husband and child, everyone was gone...
Next Time: The P.E Swimming Test
Thanks for reading this chapter, and I hope you enjoyed it! Today is the official start of Freshman Saga, so every Friday I will post a new chapter. This chapter was less school oriented and more centered towards Vegeta and his family. So next chapter will be mainly about Tarble, and more than likely some moments between Tarble and Gure and some other students. After that I plan on making a chapter about Goku, Raditz, and Bardock, then some school chapters for like, most of September.
Good morning everyone! How was you guys' first day of school? High school for me is FUN! Like, I get to chew gum, get on my phone in hallways and after/during class, and my House (Section in the school) gets computers, so we barely get homework! But sadly, a few days ago I discovered that I have lepidopteraphobia, which is a terrible fear of butterflies. Like, I never really bothered to deal with butterflies since they haven't really shown up all like that until recently. A hideous giant black one got in my face and started flapping his giant wings rapidly and I screamed and closed my eyes while shooing it away. Now they look TERRIFYING!...Don't laugh at me, at least I'm not afraid of bright colors! Look at a butterfly for five minutes and tell me it doesn't look disturbing! And not the little yellow/white ones! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and make sure you follow, favorite, and review! And I'm posting weekly on Fridays!
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"I-I can't do it! I just can't swim!" Tarble shakily stood on the edge of the school pool, dressed in his little swimming trunks.
"WIMP!" Frieza yelled, before he used the highest diving board to jump into the pool with a loud splash.
"HEY! You're not allowed to use the diving boards yet!" King Kai screamed.
"Hey King Kai, I got a fish!" Goku yelled, coming out of the water completely naked with a giant fish above him.
"WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! THERE'S NO FISH IN THE POOL! AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!" King Kai screamed as he pulled his antennas stressfully.
Just then, the doors busted open, revealing a panting Piccolo, "Hey guys! Sh*t's going down on the third floor! The Ginyu Force is fighting Cooler's Armored Squadron!"
King Kai gasped at the sudden intrusion and yelled, "What are you doing-"
"REALLY?!" Frieza and Cooler both turned towards Piccolo in surprise.
Piccolo nodded, "Yeah, there's a huge crowd and everything!"
"My Ginyu Force is gonna win!" Frieza smirked proudly.
"What makes you think that?! My squadron is the best in the galaxy!" Cooler disagreed.
"Fine! The loser pays the winner 200 Zeni!" Frieza negotiated.
"Deal!" Cooler and Frieza shook on it, and both ran out of the pool room in excitement.
"Wait! The bell didn't- oh forget it!" King Kai growled, then turned towards Piccolo, who was just standing there, "GET OUT!"
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