Okay guys, Sasuke shall be a guy. That's final. He will be changed back to normal this chapter.

VampireHuntress72095 requested that Sasuke go though PMS and pinkysama said for Sasuke to get irrationally angry so I did. I hope this chapter lives up to the requests.

I don't know why but I love the part when they're learning how to walk up a tree. I love Sasuke's funny faces.

Can you guys help me by telling me what is common in Naruto/Harry Potter crossovers? As you probably noticed in this one, I'm not really following the common things that are in the stories.

Disclaimer: Tobi or not Tobi? That is the question. No I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto, only the ANBU that makes a small tiny appearance in this chapter.

Fille de Reves has betaed this chapter! *hugs* Even when you're busy, you find time to beta this, that's what makes you awesome.

~HPN~

He couldn't believe it. He, Sasuke Uchiha, was actually feeling sorry for Sakura. He felt sorry that she was a girl and had to suffer this. If having fan girls was bad, being one of those girls was worse. He could be happy and cherry on the inside, and one moment later he could despise the world and every person that lived in it. Luckily, the slugs had stopped, though the spell had worn off later than Ron's. Afterward, Sasuke drank a lot of that pumpkin juice, even though he didn't like it, just to get rid of the taste.

And no, he wasn't going to consider himself a girl, no matter how many times Sakura tried to do his hair.

Maybe he would try to call himself as her, but there was no way he would.

Uchihas don't give into weakness. Not even if you bribed him with tomatoes, he wouldn't admit of being a girl, even if that puppy in his way was adorable and he wanted to cuddle it.

DAMN STUPID GIRL HORMONES!

Okay, she did think she looked nice wearing a flower in her hair. Wait…. did Sasuke just call herself a 'she'? There goes the 'her' again. Chills went down Sasuke's back. And now since he was a girl, he had even more male fans. Probably some of his fan girls would become straight as a rainbow just to be with Sasuke now.

Screw the 'him'! Sasuke was just going to call herself using the her and she. Screw what Uchihas do and don't do.

Wait, when did this puppy get in her hands? And why was she petting it? In disgust with herself, she threw the puppy. Actually she didn't. She wasn't that cold-hearted, contrary to popular belief. Instead, the puppy was placed on the warm rug in front of the fireplace in Sasuke's room. Gently. In Slytherin, each person had their own dorms since it was in the dungeons, under a lake. The view of the lake shocked Sasuke but, of course, she didn't show it. But since it was underground, it was freezing. Sasuke was used to the warmer climate of Konoha, not the soggy British weather. Sasuke began to walk out of the room before she noticed one thing: the puppy was following her.

She stepped to the right and it did too. To the left and it followed. Both ninja and puppy were caught in an awkward dance, one trying to avoid the other. Groaning, Sasuke collapsed into the armchair, her head cradled in her hands. She pecked through her fingers at the puppy, whose head was tilted like a bird's. Creepy stalkers, fan girls, fan boys, she was willing to spend time with them just to get rid of the puppy.

If Naruto was there, he would be rolling on the ground, laughing so hard he would probably die. And Sasuke had a feeling, when she thought of Naruto dying, that someone was sharpening their kunais. Maybe Hinata? Or another person, probably wanting to kill her for wanting Naruto dead. Whatever.

"What do you want from me?" She said to the puppy, still not used to the high pitched voice. The puppy seemed to take it as a sign that it was being accepted, since it bounded over, leaping onto Sasuke. It began to lick her face while the ninja, slightly grossed out, tried to pull the dog off. What was wrong with this puppy? Finally, it jumped off of her and back onto the rug. Sasuke sighed until…

"Get off of me you mutt!"

~HPN~

They had just gotten out of detention, Ron's arm still aching. He had to polish all the trophies. Adding the part where he was barfing slugs, it was nearly close to impossible to finish. Harry was with Lockhart which he thought was better than hanging out with Filch.

Ron Weasly was always considered the dumber one of the trio. Hermione got all the book smarts, Harry was not as smart as Hermione but smart anyway. But Rom was always getting himself in stupid situations or acting like a pig. He wasn't smart or handsome but he did think. That's why he was sitting in front of the fireplace in the Gryffindor common room, wondering.

"For some reason, I have an odd feeling about these exchange students." He could hear his two friends' quills drop and Hermione turning to look at him.

"That's impossible Ron," In Hermione's voice, he could hear a bit of disbelief, "they seem perfectly normal."

"But haven't you two noticed how one of them is always near us? Like when the pixies were there…."

"That was because they had a class with us."

"But what about when that silent one and I got hit by the slug spell? I was sure I saw them out by the forest with someone else, which was nowhere near us." The other two paused, thinking about this.

"What if Dumbledore just hired them to protect you?"

The disbelief in Harry's voice was clear, "I haven't seen them follow me everywhere. And Naruto is in Gryffindor so he would have to be around us a lot." It was clear that both of his friends really didn't understand it.

No one else was in the common room and Harry took this as an ok. He told of the voice he had heard during the time with Lockhart and that the professor hadn't even noticed it.

"I think I must be going crazy." They stopped talking when they saw Naruto shuffle toward the boys' dormitory stairs, wrapped in blankets.

"Just keep an eye on them."

Ron could be the idiot of the group, but he knew something was going on and there was no way he was going to like it.

~HPN~

"Today you will learn how to walk up a tree." In the forest, Squad seven stood near the biggest trees Kakashi could find, which wasn't that big compared to Konoha's. "In order to do this, you must first focus your chakra to your feet. Like this." Kakashi walked towards the tree and then began walking up it.

"This is going to be easy!" Naruto smirked and Sasuke rolled her eyes.

"I suggest you get a boost by running, it'll be easier. Use these to mark the highest place you reach." They picked up the kunais, focusing the charka before running. Naruto's foot got stuck into tree, causing him to hang upside down.

"Get me out of this!" Whatever he did, his foot slipped out of the tree bark and Naruto fell, his feet over his head.

"Great job dobe." Again and again, Naruto slowly made his way up the tree before falling. No matter how long he went, Sasuke was always a bit higher. As he once again lay on his back, he saw Sakura walk over.

~HPN~

This seemed to get more annoying every time Sasuke would try. Even Sakura had beaten her. The pink haired kunoichi had already gotten to the highest branch when Sasuke could barely go past halfway. When she saw Naruto getting tips from Sakura, she felt her eye twitch.

Now how was she supposed to find out how? When Sakura left, Sasuke did the last thing she wanted to do: ask Naruto for help.

"Hey Naruto, What did Sakura tell you?" The look on Naruto's face made her want to strangle him.

"Not going to tell you." Naruto snickered at the grimace on Sasuke's face. The former boy huffed and unknowingly, pouted.

A dark look appears on Naruto's face. There was no way he was going to become one of those fans like Sakura. As Kakashi and Sakura watched, Naruto and Sasuke slowly made their way up the tree.

"How about you two try again tomorrow?" A chorus of no's came from the clearly exhausted gennin. Kakashi didn't even need to use his sharingan to see that both were low on chakra. The marks were neck-to-neck, always ahead of the other by a small bit. Now this was going to be a challenge for Kakashi.

~HPN~

The weather got worse as the days passed. October brought more chill and winds to the castle. Every night, Sasuke would create a tiny fireball to hold just because the fireplace didn't warm her. Sakura would huddle in the common room, it being warmer than her own room while Naruto would wrap blankets on top of blankets. To the other Gryffindors, this was funny to see. He would look like a giant blanket lump on the bed with only the top of his spiky blonde hair poking out.

"It isn't that cold out," Neville told the blanket lump, "it gets colder later on."

"I don't think that helps Neville." the blanket pile groaned, then flopped to the side.

"Wake me up when it's dinner."

~HPN~

What did she want? Hermione's constant staring at her was annoying. It seemed as if the other girl didn't want her to notice the glances. Every time Sakura would glance up, the girl would glance back at her book. She barely even turned the page for the past twenty minutes.

"What do you want?" Hermione jumped in surprise, "Come on, it wasn't like I couldn't notice the obvious look you were giving me, and the really bad stealth."

"I really don't know what you're talking about."

"You suck at lying, why were you following me?" Knowing she had lost, the bushy haired girl sighed.

"I was just curious about you guys. Like the pink hair," She motioned to her own brown hair. Like always, Sakura reached for her hair, like she always did when someone would talk about it. Awkwardly, both girls sat in silence.

~HPN~

"Report." The Hokage looked at each of the animal masks of the ANBU. They knelt down on one knee, heads bowed in respect. The Hokage nodded and they stand. The first one to step forward was Saru. His mask was a smiling monkey that sent shivers down one's spine.

"The infiltration mission was a success. None suspected anything except for Albus Dumbledore. They seem to keep the citizens of muggles, as they call them, unaware of the wizards."

"Muggles being the ones without magic." Taka adds.

"There is a common enemy in England, the area's name. The enemy is Vodermort, who also has an affinity with snakes and immortality," He could see the small amount of distaste flicker in Ryu's eyes, the third ANBU. "There are three well known academies for children to learn, yet they start around the age of eleven. All are taught how to use these sticks, 'wands', which have the magic within."

"Our chakra is too much for them and their magic is too little to do any jutsus. Even simple ones."

"Thank you Taka." A red scroll was placed on his desk and the three shinobi disappeared before another officer walked in. Lord Hokage opened the scroll and began to read the mission summary.

~HPN~

Picking up the parchment, Sakura rolled it up and put it in her satchel. She waved to the librarian as she leaved. Since they had no classes today, she had decided to find a spell that might reverse Sasuke's gender back into a boy. It was annoying to have an even moodier Sasuke now, if that was even possible, than before. At times, Sasuke could be her normal self, then go on a murderous rampage, which caused that even the Bloody Baron and Peeves stayed away from her. When Sasuke would walk down the halls, the Bloody baron would zip right through a wall. Peeves learned the hard way to avoid her.

When the ghost was about to take all of Sasuke's undergarments and hang them outside the school, Sasuke had walked in. She saw him digging through her drawers and flipped. It was a good thing the walls were stone or the whole Hogwarts would have burnt down.

Now, after a few hours of searching, Sakura had found it. Maybe she would get thanks from Sasuke. That would be the nicest thing Sasuke had ever told her. Now, how was she going to get her to agree with her plan?

And this probably wasn't a great idea, but she had to use it anyway,

"Hey Naruto!"

~HPN~

Naruto's POV

Sakura said I have to get Sasuke's attention so she can change her back to a guy. She couldn't go into the Slytherin common room and neither could I. If I fail, Sasuke will stay a girl until we get back to Konoha. That sure will put Sasuke in her place, always acting as if she's better than me. Sometimes she acts like she's the queen or something. Running my hand through my hair, I groan.

"Hey!"

"Naruto!" The Weasly twins, Fred and George, ran up, cutting me off from walking forward.

"We heard you got a problem."

"Need any help?" I couldn't help but let a smirk flutter on my face.

"Yep. I need to get Sasuke."

~HPN~

Normal POV

Gold and red sparks lighted up the dark common room, occasionally setting someone's hair on fire. Draco Malfoy and his cronies were trying to find out who set them off. Actually, it was more like Malfoy was hissing every bad name he could think of to call the Weasley Twins. Crabbe and Goyle were trying to put off their flaming hair, and they were failing at it. At that moment, a gush of wind darted by them, making the flames bigger. Silently cursing, Draco grabbed a pail of water from a student's hands and dumped it over his henchmen. He could swear that something wearing silver and green had ran past him but no one could run that fast, even if they had put a spell on themselves.

~HPN~

When she heard the yelling and the fireworks go off in the common room, Sasuke knew who was the responsible. Naruto had in fact, done this before. When they were still in the academy, he had made some fireworks and set them off in the classroom.

Flashback/

"Naruto?" Iruka looked down at his list and then back at the students. The infamous blonde trickster wasn't in class and so wasn't Kiba, Chouji, and Shikamaru. That set off a lot of alarms in Iruka's head. His eyes narrowed as he gazed around the room again. His hand went to the kunai pouch when the sliding door was knocked down. Rockets shot into the room, exploding in a waterfall of color. Thanks to his training, Iruka managed to dodge the fireworks. He yelled over the noise, instructing the children to get out. Later he found the four who were missing, snickering. He had found Shikamaru earlier, when the small child decided to turn himself in. He had gotten off a lighter punishment while the other three had to clean the classrooms and run a few laps around the village. Actually, whatever was few to Guy, who came up with the punishment.

End of flashback/

Sasuke had liked the day off they had gotten. She had already learned that lesson before and she wanted to practice more, not listen to ramblings. Back to the situation at head, Sasuke ran past the cursing, sick Yamanaka-like boy and nearly ran over the students who were scrambling into the entrance. Outside, farther away was the trio. Sasuke crossed her arms, glaring. If looks could kill, this one would slaughter them.

"Well, we're going to leave you alone with this chap," Uneasy, Fred patted Naruto's shoulder, and with George, they leave. Naruto ignored the look he was getting from Sasuke and laughs some more. More than once, that glare was aimed at him but he learned to ignore it.

"What did you want?" Speaking those four words were taking all of Sasuke's self-control that she still had. Today, her patience had almost been depleted, everything irrigated her. She had no clue why.

"What was it again?" Tapping his finger on his chin was even annoying Sasuke even more. Reacting would make her seem weak and be probably a big blow to her ego.

"Oh yeah! Sakura wanted me to tell you to meet her near the forest. That's all." The blonde darts away when he saw Sasuke's eye twitch. Unlike Naruto was thinking, Sasuke's eye didn't twitch because she was annoyed, but because it felt like someone had been ripping out flesh from her stomach. At times, she had awoken in the middle of them night because of it, which sucked. There was no way she was going to admit to anyone of this pain because she was an Uchiha. No way was she going to destroy the self-image that took a long time to build up. As she was walking down the halls, the pain hit again. This time, something seemed to rip out her side.

"Damn it. I'm going to kill Naruto for changing me into a girl."

~HPN~

Outside, Sakura was practicing molding her chakra. The only reason why she seemed weaker than the other two of her teammates was because she didn't want to bring attention to herself. Kakashi-sensei told her that after she managed to walk up a tree in Konoha, not these small ones here, she should learn how to walk on water. Surrounding her were targets covered in kunais and shurikens that she had thrown. Some had missed, lodging themselves into the trees. When she felt the familiar chakra walk closer, she wiped her dirt covered hands on her dress and walked out. Standing with her arms crossed over her chest was Sasuke. Sakura could tell that from the occasionally small flares of the Uchiha's that she was irritated and having a hard time hiding it.

"Are you ok?" Sasuke had flinched slightly, and Sakura raised an eyebrow. She had rarely seen the other ninja flinch and this put her on edge.

"It's nothing."

"Do you have cramps?"

"I said it was nothing." It was hissed from between Sasuke's clenched teeth.

Sighing, Sakura said, "I found out a way to change you back into a boy." There was a flicker of happiness in her eyes before it was once again covered with that cold mask. Taking the nod form Sasuke, Sakura set out the items for the potion. It was made of similar ingredients of the polyjuice potion but one ingredient was changed with griffin feathers. She mixed it in a caldron then scooped out the sizzling green concoction, pouring it into a cup.

"Drink this." She said, handing Sasuke the cup. Hesitantly, she took it and drank it, eager to be back to normal. Again, there was a cloud of smoke before the normal boy Sasuke stood in fount of her. He still had long hair but everything was back to normal. He didn't look any different from his girl version, she reluctantly admitted to herself.

"Hn." That was probably the best thank you she would get from him. He handed her back the cup and helped her clean up before going back to the school.

"Oh and Sasuke, those cramps are what we girls have to survive though once a month."

~HPN~

Ron spotted Naruto as he was walking though the portrait hole, not looking like himself. He had almost missed him, but since he had bright yellow hair, that was an alert.

"Oi Naruto! What's going on?"

"Sakura changed Sasuke back into a guy and now I can't tease him for being a girl." Ron didn't see the point in annoying the Slytherin. Usually someone would think he would freak out about Gryffindors hanging out with Slytherins but he doesn't. Sasuke seemed to be not like the others. He almost seemed like he hated the ones like Draco too. That had put Sasuke a rung higher on Ron's list of people he could tolerate.

"How did she managed to do that that?"

"Don't know. She just told me that she found out a way to and took all of my bender cans I was going to use."

"Naruto!" Ron and Naruto looked at Hermione when she called out, walking over, "Nick invited us to his death day party and he was wondering if you would like to come."

"Death day?"

"Yeah, that's when they celebrate the day that they died."

"I think there's something like that back in Japan. Except it's when the living relatives sort of have a party on the one year anniversary of the deceased person. It's sad but it's also time to reflect on the person's life." Naruto shrugs, "but I'll go. Can I bring Sakura and Sasuke? We haven't been to one here in this country before."

"I'll ask." But then sounds of more fireworks caught their attention. Fred and George had "adopted" a fire dwelling salamander and feed it a filibuster firework. The end result was the salamander was shot into the air, sparks and bangs flying. Harry went to tell his two other friends about something he saw earlier but seeing Percy almost burst his lungs screaming at the twins blew it out of his mind.

Days melted into weeks and then, it was Halloween, the time for the death day party. It had taken Naruto a long time to persuade Sakura to come, and Sasuke only came because Naruto had teased that he was scared. But Sasuke actually was a bit curious about this. He had never been to a party where the dead were celebrating their death. Only one where the living celebrates the dead and he had done it by himself.

Candles floated in the air above the tables. Pumpkins flickered, their faces lit. Once, a bat had landed in Naruto's hair and to the boy's dismay and Sasuke's hidden glee, it stayed there. The pumpkins that Hagrid was growing could fit team seven in it and still have room for one or more person. When it got close to time, Team Seven and the golden trio made their way to the dungeons. With each step, Naruto could swear that he could see his breath. Below was a crowd of ghost, some in clumps, chatting amongst each other.

"Don't walk through anyone. That would be rude." Hermione points out to others.

"You'll fit in here really well Sasuke." Naruto says as he spots a ghost mournfully wailing in the corner. "Ow! Sakura-chan!"

"Don't you Sakura-chan me!" He wasn't going to pester Sasuke when she was around. When the mood suddenly took a turn for the worst, mainly because of Peeves, team seven made their way out of the dungeons, having enough of the depressed mood. Following them was the golden trio.

"Did anyone else hear that?" Freezing in their tracks, the five of them look at Harry who was straining his ears. None of the ninja heard any noise and they had better hearing than the normal humans. Harry darted past them, speed walking down the dimly lit corridor. They followed him up the stairs and passed the great hall.

"We should split up." Sakura split them into three groups. Naruto with Harry, Sasuke with Ron and Hermione and herself in one group. They were to find anything that was suspicious.

Naruto shook his head at Harry's darting up the stairs and around the second floor corridors.

"You're probably hearing things-" But then Naruto's hand shot up, pinching his noise. "There's blood."

"HARRY! NARUTO! WE FOUND SOMETHING!" Both boys glanced at each other, then ran toward Sakura's voice. Where the others stood was a puddle of water on the floor. Written on the walls were words, dripping red liquid.

THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED

ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE

"What's-"

"That?" Naruto finished Ron's sentenced as they stared at a dark object hanging from a torch. Moving closer they saw it was a cat but it wasn't that which caused them to jump backward. It was Finch's cat, Mrs. Norris.

"I never really liked that cat." Bluntly stated Sasuke.

"We should get out of here." Hermione said, her eyes shifting.

"Someone might say something that would go against us," agreed Sakura.

"But what about-," Harry's voice was over spoken by Ron.

"Like Sakura said, we should leave." Unfortunately, it was too late for them, they could hear the laughter of the other students. They were walking to the corridors, all full from the feast. Silence overtook when they stumbled upon the grisly scene.

"Look Mudbloods, enemies of the heir beware!"

"Shut up you moron." Draco glared at Sasuke who almost seemed bored at the pale blonde's antics. Now that pale-face was flushed red with excitement which, to Sasuke, made him look even more mental than before. Even Sakura had unknowingly, in her mind agreed with Sasuke. Sadly from Draco's yelling and flapping his arms, Flinch walked forward, shoving his way through.

"What's going on-," He stop short when he saw his cat, "Mrs. Norris!" And who else was he going to blame? That's right: Harry. His eye bulged out of their sockets as he went to throttle the boy until Dumbledore came onto the scene.

"Argus!" Promptly, the headmaster took the cat off its perch, "Let's go Argus." He noticed the ones who were surrounded. "Mr. Potter, Miss Ganger, Mr. Weasly, Mr. Uzumaki, and Miss Haruno, come also."

"My office is the closest! It's only upstairs." Lockhart eagerly piped up.

"Thank you Gilderoy." When they walked by, the crowd parted, like they didn't want to be near the group.

"Where's Sasuke?" Ron was suspicious that he wasn't called out and wasn't walking with them.

"He uh, left to check it out more." Naruto's smile was hesitant and hiding something, "He'll be back later." That caused even more suspicion among the golden trio.

~HPN~

It was easy, like child's play to disappear from the group. Sakura had told him as the students were coming to go investigate. She had said it was because he was the fastest and quietest out of the three of them. None had noticed, not even Naruto. Sasuke stood behind the crowd, listening in among the whispers, trying to find someone who looked odd, or maybe even enjoying this. So far, he couldn't find anyone except for Draco Malfoy, but he knew that kid loved watching Potter and his friends suffer so that might be normal. For him, possibly. He mingled into the group as they were escorted out then hid in an empty classroom. When he heard the noise grow father, he checked for any faint trace of chakra. Sensing none, he slipped out and back to the scene. Really, there was no one guarding it now. The culprit could come back and remove any evidence.

Clearly, the culprit was human. The way the words had been written showed the person had coated their hand in the blond and used it like that to write. Also, it was a girl or a boy with really feminine hands.

~HPN~

I hope that chapter was ok. Actually, in Japan, there is a sort of celebration for the one year anniversary of a person's death. Well, that's how my mom explained to me because my aunt has to next year. I didn't really get it that much. Ok, see guys? Happy now? Sasuke is a guy.

Random thing, I had found out I can't pronounce evidence in English….I'm a fail…*face desk*

If you have any advice, please tell me by review or PM. Unless it's really rude. No rudeness aloud. Thank you