Bakura's little thing was really hurting because the baby was here and he had no vagina for the baby to come out of. It was coming from his little thing right here right now in Doctor Seto Kaiba's big mansion and there were no doctors. Only the man and his mindslave. Bakura rolled his eyes. "Ugh," Bakura said as he was sitting in the pool of his broken water "I hate giving birth can I go home now?"
"Mindslave the child is coming and there is no Doctor Seto Kaiba's in sight what are we to do?" Marik screamed. "I don't really care." Bakura shrugged and Marik wrapped his arms around him swiftly and carried him to Doctor Seto Kaiba's Big Bed. Bakura was going to give birth right here right now. Marik took off Bakura's pants and undies and laid them gently on Doctor Seto Kaiba's pillow.
Bakura started to scream and his life flashed before his eyes from the pain in his little thing.
Flash back
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It was Marik and Bakura's First Date and they were at a movie theater watching 50 first dates with Marik Ishtar's favorite actor Adam Sandler as the leading role. Bakura did not really care for the movie at all but he liked going to the movie theater because it was dark and he liked the dark. He ate lots of chocolate too. "Mindslave I want to be just like Adam Sandler." Marik Ishtar said to his mindslave of course, Bakura.
"I really don't care." Bakura said not taking his eyes off of Adam Sandler cleaning puke off of a walrus. He felt a big strong hand take his little hand and squeeze. "Mindslave, I know we still don't know eachother very well but...you are beautiful as Lucy, played by Drew Barrymore. I would repeat the same day endlessely for you as well, my Mindslave." Bakura still didn't really care.
There was only one thing on Bakura's mind at the moment and it was His Rod. Bakura has been searching for many many many many many months trying to get Marik to hand the rod over or at the very least show off his sweet tats on his back if you get what I mean but Marik refused every time. "No mindslave," Marik would say to his mindslave "The mill. rod is for me and me alone for now." That wasn't the rod Bakura was after though and tonight was the night he was wanting it the most.
In the movie they were watching hand in hand Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore were getting jiggy with it if you know what I mean. Bakura knew the time was right. "It's not your mill. rod that I want." Bakura said suddenly and Marik looked over at his Mindslave, having to force himself to pry his beautiful lilac eyes away from Adam Sandler.
To make the keeper of the rod stop looking at Adam Sandler you had to be very important and that was exactly who Bakura was. Improtant and looking very lovely in the horrible lighting of the movie theater. "Mindslave, please. Do not talk over Adam Sandler." Marik put his hand over Bakura's mouth so he didn't have to hear him anymore. Bakura screamed. That was the first time Marik had heard him scream.
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"Oh Mindslave, it's just beautiful. MmmMMMmm." Marik said looking at the beautiful sight from ontop of the Eiffel Tower. Bakura had recently won the lottery and they thought the best way to spend it was a trip to New York City which had been Marik's dream every since he was a small lad locked in a tomb. "Feh." Bakura said. "But of course...it looks even more beautiful with you standing next to me." Marik said looking over at the small mindslave. "Mindslave...do you remember when I told you I would repeat days endlessly for you like Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in the hit movie 50 First Dates?" he asked.
"No?" Bakura questioned with a raised eyebrow and he made it go up and down a little bit too. Bakura wasn't very good at paying attention to things anyone told him because he didn't like them and he had more important things to think about like the rod and his own face that looked very pretty. Bakura leaned over the railing a little to check it out. Marik stepped behind him and wrapped his arms around him like Leonardo Dicaprio did to Kate Winslet in Titanic by James Cameron. Bakura lifted his arms also like Kate Winslet did. It was a magic moment for sure. "Mindslave say that you are the king of the world" Marik whispered into Bakura's ears. "Don't tell me what to do." Bakura said and the wind did the flappity flap, his hair blowing in the wind and getting everywhere, it was a disaster there was so much hair. Marik was really feeling it and turned Bakura around and looked down at him as he was a small man. "Mindslave, you were my new dream." Marik whispered quoting Flynn Rider from Disney's Tangled, he took Bakura's face and smushed it with lips for the first time ever. It was the first kiss and it was not the last. Bakura pushed Marik off the edge. Marik used the powers of the mill. rod and survived and he laughed. It was worth it for a mindslave kiss.
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There they were, the two young lovers in Egypt at long last. They were outside the door to Marik's old tomb where his sister Ishizu and step brother Odion lived, and it was a big day for both of them. The time to tell Marik's family the truth about Marik and Bakura's undying and passionate love. Marik grabbed Bakura's hand to hold it but Bakura shook it away and side stepped away from Marik. He was hungry and would have no part in this. Marik said "MmM" and rang the door bell. His beautiful big breasted sister Ishizu opened the door with a blank expression and her boobs jiggled a little and she was not wearing a bra of course. The mindslave and the big rod guy were uninterested however because they were gay if you didn't know. "Hello sister." Marik said to Ishizu his sister. "Hello Marik" Ishizu said to Marik too.
"Is Odion here I um have something important to say to you Mindsla- guys." Marik said. "How did you get here Marik you have no money." Ishizu asked putting her hands on her small slender waist. She had no problems getting guys and had a lot of sex all the time. You may not know this but secretly all Ishizu wanted was real love. But anyway, Marik just walked inside the tomb. He could still smell the scent of spilled blood from when he brutally killed his father, and he made a little "MmmMMMMmmM M mmMmM" sound. "Sister, where is Odion" he demanded.
"Brother please calm yourself there is no need to be rude to me I am your older sister and demand respect." She moaned lustfully with sexy eyes. Bakura was confused so he screamed. He didn't even know why Marik had brought him here to Egypt in the first place and to be frank Bakura didn't really want to come. "Why are we here, Marik, also I am hungry?" Bakura questioned and Marik said "It is a surprise. Sister, I am begging you. We all need to gather in a circle and we need Odion to make it complete."
"OdiooooOOOOOO" Ishizu lifted her head and screamed to the heavens. Odion swiftly rushed into the room, his head bumping into the ceiling. Being 7'11 was not an easy task, and getting women was very hard for the poor man named Odion. But this is not his story. "Marik, brother you are back and here." Odion said and put his arms around Marik. "MgMgm" Marik said and then said "Odion, Ishizu, this is very important and needs to be said." Rod guy turned to Bakura and nodded but Bakura was not looking he was looking at the refridgerator from across the room. Marik moved his hands side to side in the direction of the couch across the room. "Brother Odion...Sister Ishizu...please sit I do not want you to fall down from shock." They sat down just like the pathetic mindslaves they were. HmM. Marik wrapped his arm firm and tight around Bakura's waist and brought him closer to him but farther from the delicious food not too far away. Bakura wanted to scream but he kept his mouth shut this time for the time being. "This may come as a shock but me and Bakura are partners."
"In crime?" Ishizu questioned.
"Yes but also we are a couple." Marik held Bakura's hand and Bakura groaned loudly and it echoed a lot of times since the walls were made of stone and stuff.
At first it was silent but then Ishizu started screaming. Odion joined in and soon afterwards they were not taking it well at all. Bakura started screaming too even though he didn't have a good reason to. "My brother, gay, and with a man as well!" Odion shouted got so angry he went over and unplugged the refridgerator. Bakura started screaming even louder. Around the world thousands of people went deaf. Children cried.
Bakura ran over to the fridge fridge and fell to the floor sobbing in despair. There were so many good yummy yums in there that he could have eaten but it was wasted, ruined, by Idiot Odion. Bakura turned to Odion and got right into his ear and screamed as loud as he could. Odion screamed back. This wasn't a contest...it was a battle. "YOU AREN'T MY REAL BROTHER!" Odion yelled and Marik smugly smirked and said "It is true you are the adopted one."
Ishizu did not even try to calm down Odion she was too busy screaming which was getting her a little excited, as well. As mentioned Before Ishizu loved sex and did it all the time a lot. She had to leave the room. Odion screamed even louder and told Marik "I won't tolerate this behavior not under my tomb you will do this, it's Anubis and Eve not Anubis and Steve." Marik felt tears begin to fill his beautiful eyes and it would not stop. Marik took out his rod. The last time a family member made him cry he skinned them alive and he hasn't learned his lesson since then. Odion screamed but not from anger but from the pain of his skin peeling slowly. Bakura munched happily on a sandwich that he took from the fridge fridge because it hadn't gone bad yet.
The skin peeled and peeled but eventually Marik thought that his step brother had had enough and stopped at once. "Me and my Mindslave will be taking our leave now" he said and grabbed Bakura so swiftly that he caught Bakura off gaurd and his sandwhich dropped on the disgusting ground. Everyone screamed and it didn't stop.
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End Flashback
Bakura snapped back to reality and he found himself in Doctor Seto Kaiba's big bed in his even bigger mansion and he screamed and screamed and screamed some more. Marik sweated nervously and spread Bakura's legs waiting for the baby head to pop out of the little thing. Labor hurted the litte thing and Marik said "push mindslave." "THE BABY ISN'T HAPPENING YET, MARIK!" Bakura screamed at the Rod. Bakura shut his eyes and screamed some more as more memories began to fill his noggin.
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Bakura and Rod man were getting a little frisky, a little excited, a little jiggy and were kissing a lot if you know what I mean. Marik had Bakura pinned against a wall as Bakura tried desperately to escape while still doing tongue stuff. Bakura started crying because the day had come at long last he knew he would soon get the rod, it would be in his possesion and his and his alone.
Bakura screamed while they were kissing but not out of anger or surprise but out of pure bliss. Bakura twiddly twirled his tongue around in Marik's mouth and Marik did too. "Wow, mindslave, you are so beautiful." Marik said while loving it. "Thanks, I know." Bakura said smiling for once. He grabbed at the rod and Marik made a surprised face like with an O shaped mouth and everything.
"Mindslave...this isn't the right place, w-we can't right here." Bakura opened his mouth and was ready to scream but Marik covered his mouth with another smooshy kiss. "We can't right here, but we can somewhere else" Rod man mumbled and did an eyebrow thing. He grabbed his Mindslave and they walked outside with their rods and everything to their neighbor Yugi's Grandpa's 1945 Honda.
Their bed was broken inside of the house they lived in together and was currently being fixed in a repair shop so Marik with his handy dandy rod thought quickly for a new plan. Marik quickly realized that the car was locked and they needed the car keys to get inside. "I have been fooled again by that old man." Marik whispered but mad about it and stomped angrily to Yugi's grandpa's house to break inside and get the car keys.
Marik crept swift and nimble throughout Yugi's Grandpa's house looking desperately for the car keys. He opened a door to a room and peeked inside and saw the horrible excuse for a man asleep and he hoped it would be his last. He looked into another room and saw none other but Doctor Seto Kaiba sitting on a small bed with a small man. "Um." Marik said. "Um." Doctor Seto Kaiba said.
Yugi woke up a little and said "Whats going on?" Marik slowly backed away and used his mill. rod's special ability of being able to find hidden objects. The keys were inside of Yugi Mutou's pajama coat pocket and Marik groaned loudly because that meant he had to go back in there to Doctor Seto Kaiba being weird. He did so and Yugi was sleeping again. "Get away from Yugi I won't let you hurt him he has to duel me later and thats the only reason I am protecting him." Doctor Seto Kaiba said and Marik pounced.
"DO NOT" Doctor Seto Kaiba screamed he could not let anyone hurt his little man, but he was not in love with him or anything. He got out his Doctor Ray Gun and started shooting lazers at Rod man, but Marik stopped the lazers with his mill. rod. He got the keys from his coat pocket as swiftly as he could and ran out the door and back to Yugi's Grandpa's Car.
Bakura was leaning against it eating a bag of chips and he was like "What took you so long?" His eyes were low and sexy. Marik unlocked the car and opened the door for Bakura to get inside. Even though Bakura was inside the car soon enough Marik Ishtar would be the one being inside of Bakura. hMmM. Marik climbed into the car too and right on top of Bakura and Bakura could feel the rod right then and there. He touched it a little and he felt the rod dance in the moonlight and it danced right out of Marik's pants. "Give it to me right NOW!" Bakura screamed because the rod was there and he was getting very emotional. "Mindslave, I've been waiting for this moment ever since the day we saw 50 First Dates starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore together. Every since that day I knew the rod would be yours and yours alone. Mindslave, I love you." Rod person whispered into Bakura's bunny ear, but to be honest Bakura was not really paying attention.
Bakura couldn't stop starring at the rod man's big rod and he loved what he saw. It was so large maybe even longer than a fruit by the foot snack. Bakura liked to eat those he thought they were yummy. He put the rod in his mouth and it tasted like a fruit by the foot too if not even better.
"MindslaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Marik started screaming. He would touch his little weedle diddle doo when thinking about his Mindslave but when his Mindslave was actually doing the thing it felt better than he could have ever possibly imagined. He was loving loving loving life. "DO NOT CEASE MINDSLAVE" Marik commanded, grabbing Yugi's Grandpa's Car Seat with his long slender fingers. Bakura stopped and laughed ha ha ha he is never doing as he is told. Bakura undid his pants too and took of his shirt because it was getting a little hard to breathe for his small wee down there. His small wee was filled with gratitude at being in the air and he was also had a boner. "Mindslave," Marik narrowed his eyebrows and they got extremely low to his face "You are mean but also looking good." Bakura boner got even bonier from the compliment.
"I can't wait any longer I want the rod, gimme gimme gimme" Bakura whined and layed down on the car seat trying to show his best side to Marik. But that was impossible because every side was his good side. Mhmhmh. Marik was ready with his rod in hand. The insertion had begun.
Thrusting in and out like a train going into a tunnel but then going back and then going into the tunnel again but more times than just once. Bakura screamed it felt really good in his ring. Marik's rod felt like heaven. "MINDSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE." Marik called into the night very loudly and somewhere in the house Yugi's grandpa's eyes shot right open.
Something was very very very wrong, Yugi's Grandpa could feel it from deep within his failing liver. He got up slowly and began walking out of his bedroom. He checked Yugi's room and there was a tall man on his bed. "Get out of here you trashy old man scum." The man said and Yugi's Grandpa walked out and into the hallway. What could be amiss?
He stepped out into the yard and Yugi's grandpa shivered from being cold because he wasn't wearing any clothes except his boxer briefs. He heard in and out squishy sounds coming from...his 1993 toyota. His eyes narrowed and he stomped over and burst the door open. Marik and Bakura his next door neighbors were inside with a blanket over them. Marik had his arm around Bakura and was smoking a cigarette.
"What the devil are you hooligans doing" Yugi's Grandpa screamed in horror. Marik looked over at Yugi's Grandpa and did not say anything but threw his cigaratte at the old man. His hair caught on fire and he screamed again in an old man way and shooed them out of his car as he chased them into the night burning slowly while running after the naked rod and his mindslave.
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It was a normal average day for large Rod Man and his mindslave by his side. Until a man with a gun came and pointed it at Bakura. Marik widened in shock and leaped in front as the guy pulled the trigger. "MINDSLAVE" he shouted lovingly as he felt himself begin to pass out from blood loss. The last thing he saw was Bakura walking over to a vending machine to buy a yummy bag of chips. Then everything went black.
The Rod woke up in a hospital bed and he had no idea what was going on. "MINDSLAVE?!" He called out desperately, as his mindslave was the first thing he thought of every morning. Bakura was right by the hospital bed sleeping peacefully and in his lap was a burrito. Marik smiled fondly at the burrito and touched Bakura gently to wake him up. "I am here mindslave and I am ok I know you must have been very worried about me" Marik said with a tender face. Bakura saw that he had an uneaten burrito and started eating it. He wasn't paying attention at all.
Marik couldn't handle it all, his emotions took over him and he hugged Bakura tightly, knocking the burrito out of his hands. "WhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Bakura started screaming but Marik cut him off with his big lips. "I took a bullet for you and I would do it again and again, much like Adam Sandler would have for Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates" Roddy said.
The nurse walked into the room. "Marik Ishtar it is time to go into surgery. Your sugreon will be none other than our hospital's best doctor of them all...Doctor Seto Kaiba." The Doctor Seto Kaiba stepped into view. "Greetings, scum." He said to Rod Bod and mindslave.
Marik was worried for the surgery but one look into his Mindslaves eyes let him know that no matter what happened, as long as Mindslave was by his side everything would be alright.
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"I see it! I am seeing the head!" Marik Ishtar screamed in delight at a head came out from his little thing's head. Two heads at the same time if you know what I mean. The baby climbed out of Bakura's little thing and into Rod's arms. It knew who his father was. "I'm glad thats over." Bakura said and sighed. "It's a...it's a boy! Mindslave its a boy!" Marik looked closer at his child's face and his newfound joy was gone. His heart sunk slowly as he noticed the babies not very childlike wrinkles and its gray hairs spiked like Yugi Mutou's but not quite. His child was the reincarnation of Yugi's grandpa.
