Spider-Deku

Chapter 4: Ship sets sail

Slayer76: Thank you for all the love and support. Feel free to check out my other MHA fanfic and see if you like that one too.

Disclaimer: I don't own MHA or Spider-Man, if I did I'd be living in a penthouse somewhere instead of a house with a basement that's always half flooded.

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"Did you remember to floss?" Inko Midoriya questions as her son rushes out of his room and shoots a web string at his backpack. "Yes, I remembered to floss today. Bye mom, love you" Izuku responds as he leaves his home on the way to U.A.

"I still can't believe that I smashed the 100 pointer and scored 79 points from normal robots. Katsuki must be so pissed off to know that "Deku" not only beat him, but also destroyed the old record by 50 points." Izuku thinks as he jumps to school. It's a good thing that Izuku's naturally enhanced agility and strength aren't outlawed by the quirk laws. Permanent enhancements aren't banned from use, you're just fined more if you fuck up.

Izuku arrives at U.A. with 3 minutes to spare. And once he's inside the courtyard, he looks at the map on the wall to see where class 1-A is. He web swings to the other side of the building, since Hero school students are allowed to use their quirks on school grounds unless they get that privilege gets revoked by staff members.

Izuku lands next to the window and begins to tap on the window lightly. A girl with purple hair looks up at the window and starts walking towards it. She unlocks the window and Izuku climbs in while thanking the girl. "My name is Izuku Midoriya, Nice to meet you." Izuku introduces himself while sticking out his hand for a hand shake.

"My name is Kyoka Jiro, nice entrance." She replies while shaking his hand, but when she tries to let go, she finds out her hand is stuck.

"Oops, I forgot to turn off my stickiness," Izuku says while blushing in embarrassment.

"Is that your quirk, sticking to stuff?" Kyoka says while chuckling.

"No, I have the powers of a spider and a symbiote." Izuku answers.

"What's a symbiote?" Kyoka questions.

"A symbiote is an organism that uses a host to survive. Sometimes it's mutually beneficial and sometimes it's parasitic and the symbiote is a major problem for the host. Fortunately, mine is mostly the former" Izuku explains, accidentally slipping into mumble talk. Thanks to her good hearing, Kyoka heard every word.

Fumikage also heard this and starts speaking, "so, somebody else can understand the struggle of living with another entity inside of them, Dark Shadow also causes me problems. His will and my own clash more often than not; only my willpower keeps him from rampaging." Fumikage exposits.

"Have you ever tried to sit down with dark shadow and talk this shit out?" Izuku queries.

"In absolute darkness, he can't be controlled and he can't be reasoned with. Bargaining with it isn't an option."

"Then don't bargain with the rampaging beast. Teach the docile version how to control itself, If it learns to stay docile while powerful, you'll become an unstoppable god of the night." Izuku replies, his knowledge of quirks coming in handy for once.

"It' identifies as a 'he', thank you very much" Dark shadow replies after being manifested.

"Sorry, I didn't know darkness could have a gender" Izuku apologizes, before allowing Salvation to manifest half of a mask on the left half of his face. (Slayer76: It's the same one from before)

"So, what's your partner like" Salvation shoots a question at Dark Shadow. "He's a total stick in the mud, doesn't even try to get a girlfriend!" Dark Shadow responds, sending Kyoka into a quiet giggle fit.

"Same here" Salvation replies

"Girls look at my powers and all they see is a giant spider in human skin."

"Girls look at me and see a talking bird, nothing I do is going to help me find a girlfriend"

By this point Kyoka couldn't contain her laughter anymore.

"I'll kill yours if you kill mine" Izuku declares.

"Deal, but only if we kill the sun first" Fumikage replies.

"Why the sun?"

"It annoys me."

"Fine, but the moon goes next."

"why the moon?"

"It mocks me by being out of my reach forever."

"Deal."

"You hear that, Salvation, your days are numbered!"

This discussion gets disrupted by the classroom door opening to reveal….. a giant caterpillar?

"GIANT CATERPILLAR!" one of the female students yelled.

"I'm your teacher, Shota Aizawa" The caterpillar Says.

"TALKING CATERPILLAR" the same female yells. A second glace later and they realized that it was a sleeping bag, and the face staring at them looked completely unamused.

"Caterpillars don't talk, you people aren't very rational," Shota says as he stands up and unzips the bag. "put on your gym clothes and meet me outside, we're taking a …. let's call it a Pre-test."

"But what about the opening ceremonies?" Ochaco asks.

"We don't have time to waste on frivolous things like opening ceremonies. As students in the hero course, you only have 3 years to learn how to save lives. We're going to push you to your limits and then make you shatter those limits. This is: Plus Ultra!" Aizawa states.

(8 minutes later)

"It took 8 minutes for you guys to get out here, we'll get that down to 4 before the week ends. Anyways, we're going to do a little test. As kids you all had to do standard exercises such as, the ball throw and 50 meter dash. But the government made you do it without your quirks to keep up the illusion that all men are created equal by not letting people with power excel. Maybe one day the ministry of education will learn Midoriya, how far could you throw in elementary school? Aizawa asks.

Izuku takes a few seconds to remember then answers, "171 meters, they made me hold back because my strength was always active."

"Good, now take this ball, stand in the circle and throw it. Don't hold back this time," Aizawa instructs as he tosses the ball at Izuku. "and this time, do it without shattering your arm."

"That was a one time thing, I didn't have time to regulate the power flow because it was about to kill Ochaco." Izuku claims as One For All's green energy and his blue electricity dances across his arm. This is how Izuku plans to hide One For All, making it appear that the green energy is actually a unique type of electricity. This will theoretically make people less suspicious when Izuku stops using the blue electricity all together. Izuku launches the ball into the sky, creating a shockwave that kicks up a cloud of dust.

The other students are nearly knocked off their feet and Katsuki is pissed off "Bastard thinks he can be better than me, I'll just triple his score."

The smoke clears and Aizawa is seen holding up the device that clearly displays "100,900 meters. "WHAT," a vertically challenged boy screams "How are we supposed to beat that?"

"If you think that is bad, just wait until you see my grip strength" Izuku smirks at the boy before his spider sense goes off.

"We get to use our quirks as much as we want, this'll be fun" the girl with pink skin says cheerfully.

"Fun you say, the hero course isn't about fun, so let's make this less fun and games. New rule: The student who comes in last place during these 8 tests will be judged as a hopeless case with zero potential., and expelled from the hero course immediately." Aizawa announces.

"That isn't fair" Ochaco says, while silently hoping that she doesn't fail.

"Natural disasters, power hungry villains, catastrophic events that wipe out entire cities and people who won't let me nap aren't either, as heroes it's our job to combat that unfairness." Aizawa retorts.

The first test was the 50 meter dash.

Iida was standing at the starting Tsuyu. Both of their quirks are perfect for this, Iida's quirk is speed based, while Tsuyu's frog quirk let's her leap large distances in a single bound.

Iida: 3.04 seconds

Tsuyu: 5.58 seconds

"Watching that girl made me really uncomfortable" Izuku whispers to Kyoka. This causes Kyoka to snicker.

Kyoka goes next and gets 6.09 seconds.

Izuku stops paying attention until it's his and Katsuki's turn. He puts both hands on the starting line and waits for the signal to go. Once that signal appears, Izuku sprints off leaving a footprint in the starting line, while Katsuki uses explosions to create an afterburner.

Izuku: 1.04 seconds

Katsuki: 4.13 seconds

Katsuki looks like he's about to explode, "That shitty Deku keeps getting in my way, I'll just show him that he'll always be under me, just a pebble to be stepped on."

The grip strength test is next and only two people really stood out. Shoji Mezo and his quirk: Dupli-Arms gaining a score of 540.0 kg by using his 6 arms to squeeze the device. Izuku decides to go all out and ends up crushing the device with his left hand.

Aizawa just sighs, already regretting that he told Izuku not to hold back.

Kyoka uses her earphone jacks to squeeze the device getting a decent score of 150.5 kg.

The rest of the tests get dominated by Izuku, sit ups, distance run, standing long jump, repeated side steps, and even the seated toe touch!

"You're very flexible." Ochaco says, causing Kyoka to chuckle and Izuku to blush.

"All right, breaking everything down would take too long, so I'll just post the entire list." Aizawa announces.

Izuku Midoriya

Momo

Shoto Todoroki

Iida Tenya

Katsuki Bakugo

Many names later

20.) Minoru Mineta

Mineta collapses to the ground wailing about how he didn't even get to see a pair of boobies.

"By the way, nobody is expelled. That whole expulsion thing was a logical ruse to make you bring out the upper limits of your quirks!" Aizawa says with the biggest shit eating grin Izuku had ever seen. The entire class except for Momo, Katsuki, Shoto, and Izuku breaths a sigh of relief.

(On the way home)

"If he was lying this entire time, why did my spider sense tell me there was danger?" Izuku thinks as he walks towards the gates. "Wait up!" Iida says as he slides to a stop.

Izuku's expression darkens as he remembers what this guy was like during the entrance exam. "What do you want?" Izuku utters.

"I wanted to apologize for what I said during the entrance exams. I had no right to assume that you were a slacker or trying to sabotage Ochaco." Iida said while bending at a 90° angle.

"I accept your apology" Izuku walks away before being called to once again.

"How are you getting home?" Kyoka asks after catching up to him, Ochaco a couple seconds behind her.

"Web swinging, now that we're officially enrolled in a hero school, we are considered heroes in training. This means that as long as we have our school ID on us, we're allowed to publicly use our quirks as long as we don't fight villains or hurt people. When we get our licensees we'll be able to fight villains whenever we find them." Izuku answers.

"That's cool, I have to catch a train to get home" Kyoka replies, prompting Ochaco to say the same thing.

"Rush hour starts soon, that train will be packed," Izuku speaks before making a decision. "Both of you, hop on, I'll swing you home in half the time."

"How would you carry the two of us, we're the about the same height and you're barely taller than us?" Kyoka questions. This causes Izuku to blush, since he's about to reveal a secret not even his mom knows about, "I can stick you to any part of my body and support your body weight thanks to my quirk.

"I call hanging from his back!" Ochaco leaps onto Izuku's back and immediately sticks. A free ride isn't something she's willing to pass up and she trusts Izuku to keep her safe.

"Where will I stick" Kyoka ponders before a smirk appears on her face. She grabs Izuku's arm and puts it behind her thighs before pushing herself up against his chest. Izuku immediately turns into a blushing and stuttering mess.

[Lucky] Salvation whispers which is mirrored by Mineta. Unknown to Izuku, this response sealed his fate.

"Sh-Shut up pervert!" Izuku yells as he shoots a web shot at Mineta's mouth before jumping into the air and attaching his web to a building.

He swings forward and releases the web. He let's them fall for a couple seconds before swinging with another web to pick up speed. "Warn me next time! Kyoka shrieks as Izuku flips in midair.

"What's wrong, can't handle a little freefall? Izuku asks with a huge smile on his lips.

"Whee!" Ochaco screams before telling Izuku to make a left, then a right. 10 minutes later, Ochaco is above her apartment building and tells Izuku to let her fall.

"Are you crazy? We're 50 feet in the air!" Izuku yelled before Ochaco reveals that she can make herself float before impacting the ground.

"Fine, but you better land without hurting yourself," Izuku relents as Ochaco jumps off of his back.

"My house isn't too far from here" Kyoka informs Izuku as he shoots another web.

Izuku gets a devious smile on his face as he lets go of his web and pretends to faint.

"Izuku what's wrong. Wake up!" Kyoka panics as the ground gets closer and closer.

(With Shota Aizawa)

"A logical ruse? That doesn't sound like the guy who expelled an entire class on day 1." All Might says.

"That class had zero potential as heroes, so I cut them loose. Mineta has potential, a small amount, but potential nonetheless. It'd be cruel to let a kid pursue a dream he has no hope of achieving." Aizawa retorts before yawning and crawling back into his sleeping bag.

"I blame you for this Present Mic, I can't believe you managed to push me into teaching again." Aizawa thinks as he closes his eyes.

"I guess I better go review my lesson plans for tomorrow" All Might sighs before walking up to his office.

(Freefalling pair)

"Wake UP!" Kyoka screams before shoving an earphone jack into his head and releasing a small sound wave. This causes Izuku's eyes to snap open and he shoots a web to pull them over to a roof.

"Don't ever scare me like that again" Kyoka demands before Izuku drops to his knees and starts vomiting up lunch and pieces of Salvation. There's even a piece of him stuck in the earphone jack!

[Gah, she hit my brain!] Salvation screams as he recalls the pieces that were removed. The individual pieces begin to wriggle around before jumping towards each other. The one on Kyoka's ear draws blood before rejoining the rest and forming a blob with splotches of purple. That blob returns to Izuku's body to rejoin the rest of itself.

[Something doesn't feel right] Salvation uttered as the blob mingled with the rest of Salvation.

"You're overreacting" Izuku thinks as he finishes vomiting.

"What was that?" Kyoka asks, worrying that she hurt her new friend.

"My symbiote has a huge weakness to sound attacks, since it's inside of me at all times I take damage whenever Salvation begins to violently wriggle around from sound." Izuku explains as he returns to his feet. This is why he never listens to dubstep at max volume.

"You should have told me that, I wouldn't have used it if I knew it would do damage." Kyoka says while Izuku regains his balance. He picks Kyoka up and swings her home. They land right next to her window and Izuku pulls it open to slide her in. Izuku looks around to see a lot of dark colors and music related items.

"You really like music don't you?" Izuku says as he spots her musical instruments. "Yeah, it's a family thing" Kyoka says as she twirls her earphone jacks around her finger.

"You any good with that guitar?" Izuku questions.

"Yes, I've been practicing since I was a little girl. What about you, any musical talents?" Kyoka asks her own question.

"No, but I can dance." Izuku replies, revealing a secret that only his mom knew. He looks over to his left and sees a book with sheet music sticking out of it. "What's that book?" Izuku queried.

"Oh, that's my song book, I've been working on some original music. I could….play something…. I mean if you want me to, you probably need to get home.. " Kyoka offer.

"U-Uh sure, just let me tell my mom I'll be home later than e-e-expected." Izuku says as he texts his mom.

While Izuku does this, Kyoka decides to play the bass instead of the drums.

"You so much as roll your eyes or laugh and I swear I'll murder you" Kyoka declares as she pulls him into her room. Izuku's blush appears full force.

"I won't, I promise."

Kyoka begins to play her guitar.

[I will laugh, mother]

"what?" Izuku thinks.

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Slayer76: I bet none of you saw that coming.

Izuku: what?