Blossom and Buttercups talk….
Blossom: Hello is Buttercup there?
?: She's still asleep, but I'll wake her up if you really need her.
Buttercup: Hurm….Herr….herro?
Blossom: yes Buttercup, I was just watching television last night, and I noticed some news about you.
Buttercup: Oh…really? Ouch my head hurts like crap for some reason.
Blossom: Were you drinking last night?
Buttercup: I-i….I'm not sure. The last thing I remember is going to a bar with my band to celebrate our new album.
Blossom: Buttercup you were obviously drinking and you must have been driving with blaster. Do you recall being in jail?
Buttercup: Well now that you mention it…
Blossom: Buttercup, what the hell!
Buttercup: Ouch please stop yelling Blossom my head is killing me, I'll call you another time and we can discuss this when I feel much better, for now save the yelling for later. She hung up on Blossoms face.
-Blossom V.
I was not happy to have my phone hung up on me, it felt like being cut off in the middle of a critical speech or something. To top it all off I have an interview a live interview today about my new book, and I have to sign it too. Don't get me wrong I love writing, but I don't know how much more of this I can take. I'm growing bags under my bags. My eyes are starting to lose their pink freshness and are beginning to turn red. Anyways the interview is at 3:00 p.m. and the book signing is at 7:00 p.m. That at least gives me 4 hours of sleep considering I didn't receive any last night. I was busy editing and revising. Even though I pay someone to do that for me, I like to triple check. Just in case. I sat back down on my couch and fell asleep.
-Bubbles V.
I can't believe this, why does 'he' have to be in the same movie as mine. Even if he doesn't come in too often, still he is in my movie, why? So what if he is a big shot soccer player I don't give a flying muffin. I swear when I see my producer I'm going to give him a mouth full. Geez talk about a messed up Friday. I was thinking that my day was going to be peaceful. Hanging out with my cat and doing a few runs around the neighborhood, but no I just had to be assigned another movie, with some other nitwit. Why is it that everything goes wrong during the best of times? I pulled my long curly hair back into one long flowing ponytail and headed for my car. I'm going to drive to that studio right now and give that man the worst nagging he has ever gotten; of course I'm going to apologize afterwards. I can only be mean for so long. Well there are 'some' exceptions like that blue eyed jerk bot.
-Boomer V.
I received an email this morning asking me if I could be the guest star of some new movie. I wasn't sure why they chose me the movie was a romance, and I personally don't think I'm the best person to be starring in things like this. But they were very swaying in that email. It was short and sweet.
To: Boomer
From: company
We have a new romance film coming out, and we would much like you to see you included. You seem like the ideal, 'real' celebrity for the job. Please consider. Respond with either a yes or no. If you say yes I will send you your script and all the necessaries.
I really don't know if I want to be in a movie right now, but I guess it would be a good idea. I mean it pays well, right? Hopefully I won't get stuck with a big part and the audience will forget I'm included inside. What do they mean by 'real'? Geez this whole thing is a pain in my ass. I called Haste to sit on my lap. I really love my dog. He's the best thing I always wanted. The day he dies I will definitely cry no matter how embarrassing crying is. I will cry for sure, I can already tell. He is the best Golden Retriever ever. In fact just because he is totally awesome, I'm going to take him for a three hour walk, just to hang out. It's kind of sad isn't it? How much I depend on my dog.
-Butch V.
Buttercup hasn't been home since last night. She left with blaster to go buy more alcohol in her already alcoholic state. Geez she is so lucky I baled the two of them out. What do they do afterwards they ditch me just like that, like another piece of shit. She could be in so much trouble right now, what if she's dead or something? Nah Buttercup is too though for death, but she isn't too tough for alcohol poisoning. Well I have nothing to worry about, Blasters got it covered. He won't let anything happen to her. At least he better not, I need to relax. I sound like a worried father, if Buttercup was here she would probably tell me to get over myself and stop worry about her because she is an adult and she can take care of herself and crap. I'll wait for a couple hours if they're not back by 4:00 p.m. I checked my watch every five minutes.
-Brick V.
How interesting, it looks like my old friend is going to have an interview today. I think I'll drop by, just to say hi. A random person walked into my office. Her hair was orange her face was scrunched up into a frown. Oh yay princess had arrived to make my day hell. She walked in with her nigh heels clacking like she owned the place or something. Honestly I hated how she thought she owned my company. She sat down and placed her hands on my desk making sure to expose her breast to my face. Like she had any in the first place.
"Hello Brick long time no speak." She said with a wink. I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
"What's your business here?" I asked her. She raised her eyebrows at me. "Well are you just going to stand there and stare at me or we going to do some business or what?" She leaned even closer towards my face. He breast were now literally in front of my eyes. "Do me a favor and move those things from my face." I said as I back up from my rolling chair. I turned around and stared at my window. She followed me there and tried to woe me into letting her take the job back.
"Who the hell do you think you are?" I told her in a stern way. "Just because you dad ran out of money doesn't mean you have to come and kiss my ass." She made a pouty face at me. "Go pout outside I don't have time for things like you." My tallest, strongest, and most intimidating looking assistant came into my office and dragged Princess out. She struggled and flailed all over, she even screamed my name. As if we ever had something.
Sorry if it took me forever to update. I'm still busy working on other chapters from other stories.
