didnew chappy!
Boy Me
By 2Cut32B3Tru3
'thinking'
inner sakura
flashback
TIMESKIP
SAKURA POV
after telling tennis boy my plan he nodded.
"Sak. how are you going to transfer to Konoha?" I put an EVIL grin on my face. He gulped not likeing the look he was getting. I rubbed my hands together still having my evil grin on devising a plan. The a lightbulb was above my head making it look i had an idea. "What the?" i flicked the lightbulb till it had light with a 'ding' i smiled and hugged Ryoma making him blush. Then stuffed my phone in his chest till he took it.
"simple YOU are going to tell them!" i said smartly poingting my pointer finger in the air. Ryoma twitched "HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO GET YOU IN!?" he fired back at me waving his arms in the air madly still holding my phone. a waved my hands in front of me then got into a thinking pose. "Mmmm...i got it!"i said snapping my fingers. "Simple! you make your voice very very very deep" i said making my voice deeper like a man. "fine..." He grabbed my phone and picked up the aid on my side table that was next to my bed quickly dialing the school's number.
He drumed his fingers on the table getting impaitient till her heard a females voice on the other line. I put my head on his neck hearing whatever the woman said on the other line also making tennis boy trying to hide his blush from the closeness. "Hello?" i heard the female on the other line say.Ryoma coughed a little then started to speak.
"Yes, hello i am getting my child to enter Konoha high" he said making his voice 'dad' like.
"ah yes well all i need is your childs name, gurdians name, phone number and address for shipping school uniform" ryoma looked at me with panic in his eyes.
"what are we going to do?"
"think of a name!"
"i know that dimwit!" we whispered fighted to each other making hand signals about what we were talking about but we imeddiatly stopped once we heard the woman again.
"hello?" quickly grabbing the phone but only succeded in only dropping it and me yelling at him he quickly dove to the ground putting his ear on the phone and speaking as i did the same.
"ah yes we-well my ch-childs na-name-is-is a-uuh Sak-saki-sakuno-Saku..Saku! yes yes Saku..Saku uh..Saku Haruno!" he quickly lied.
"your name?"
"what" he said acting like an idiot or atleast in my eyes.
"Your name sir" she replied again
"Oh yes my name, or course" he said as if he knew everything. I only twitched and continued listening.
"my name is..Suto Haruno!" he said lieing again.
"Phone number?"she asked.
"406-883" he said it was my cell phone number.
"Thanky ou sir all i need is your address for shipping" she said
"um-um" i took the phone away from himstill laying on my stomach on the ground. "Yes my address is Clarck st. 1057 Kinway" i said using my deep voice acting like a man.
"thank you sir, is there something wrong you seem nervouse sir" she said with worry in her voice.
"oh well..yes...you see-i-i- have a -a - Glac-to-be-io-nis i sounded out each sylible.
"glactobeionis i never heard of it! it must be a affection!?" she said to me
"oh-well-yes..it is..-its a..foot fungus...grown in africa!"i said
"Oh you poor man! i hope you are ok!" she said
"Oh- dont worry about-it mam..i must be going- to cure my foot fungus!"i said lieing.
"well i hope you get better i sugest baby powder or ointment" she said.
I nodded even though she can't hear it and pressed the end button on my phone. I stood up Ryoma following my lead. I twitched and turned around to him.
"that wasnt a good first imprestion" he said
"YOU THINK?!" i said my arms widend out as i yelled.
"HEY IM NOT THE ONE WITH FOOT FUNGUS!" he yelled back at me
"at least i made a excuse YOU couldnt think of anything!" i fired back
"im the one who helped you! without me you wouldnt even be in konoha high!" he screamed at me with a glint of anger in his eyes.
I stopped yelling at him outting my deffence down and looking at the ground as if it was interesting. Ryoma also did the same and put his hand on my shoulder. Making me look at him.
"hey i did it for you and thats all that counts" he said. I laughed at him and slapped his arm playfully and sat down on my bed looking at him. "Aww...thank you! your so cheezy!" i laughed. But soon joined me in laughing. "Meow" i heard and stopped also did Ryoma. Ryoma shook his head at me and crossed his arms over his chest. "What did i tell you about pets in this ouse young lady?" he said 'dad' like while smirking. I rolled my eyes and picked up Pico letting it pur in my arms. He shook his hands a waved his fingers at me. "Bad, bad, bad Saku" he said.
I stick my tounge at him and lifted Pico to his face making him open his eyes and stare a t kitten. "fear me! RAWR RAWR!" i said moving Pico closer and closer to Ryoma who in returned moved back and back as Pico got closer and closer till 'THUMP' "god Ryoma i didn't REALLY mean fear Pico..." i said as Ryoma's feet twitched a little while he was laying on the ground "Meow"
"i know Pico he is crazy.."
DONE! FINALLY DONE! i had alot of fun writing this i hope you like it! Plz read and review!
