A/N: Got this idea in a convo I had with xxKerii-tan. And I credit her word thingy at the bottom... xD
And thanks to hamxham for pointing out the 'one hundredth'!
Four: I will not stalk with Rin, ever again.
"Remind me why we're hiding behind this bush?" Len looked at Rin strangely.
Said girl spoke from behind the binoculars, "We're stalking. That's why."
He frowned. "We?"
"Yes, we. Are you too stupid to understand 'we'?"
With her rude comment said, he smacked her on the back of the head.
"OWW!" Rin turned around and glared at him. Her loud remark frightened the birds, and they flew away.
"It's not nice to hit a lady, Len." Miku scolded from the sidelines. She grinned at the two hiding behind the bush.
"Rin is definitely NO lady."
"Shut up!" She smacked Len with her binoculars. Rin pulled Miku into the bush with them. "Why are you here?"
"I'm bored… So! Who are we stalking?"
"THERE IS NO WE!" Len shouted, still rubbing his sore head.
"Then why are you here?" Miku asked.
"Rin dragged me here!"
"LIES. You probably just followed her here."
"I DID NOT!"
"Here put this on," Rin shoved a ski mask into his hand, ignoring the fact that he was arguing was someone.
"Where the hell did you get this?" He looked at the mask questionably in his hands. "Please don't tell me in Gakupo's bag of mysteries…"
"I got it in Miku's closet."
Miku gasped. "You went in my closet?"
"Yeah. I needed some stuff," she set the binoculars down on her lap, and turned to look at the two, "and Gakupo didn't want to share from our last incident with the forty dollar shampoo thing." Rin rolled her eyes.
"And why do you have a ski mask?" The blond turned to look at the older teen.
"…I thought it was cute."
"…"
"What? Stop looking at me like that." She pouted. Crossing her arms over her chest and looked away.
"YEAH, IF YOU WERE GONNA ROB A BANK!"
"S-SHUT UP!"
Len sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. Boy was he going to need aspirins when he gets home. He glared at the thing in his hand. "I am NOT gonna put this thing on! It's like friggin' ninety degrees outside!"
"Fine," Rin snatched the mask in a moment's notice. Putting it back into the bag that was beside her, she pulled out a black beanie and threw it at him. "Put this on then."
"…WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE SO MANY HATS!"
Miku glared at him. She snatched the beanie away from him, fast enough to dig her nails in his skin.
Today was not his day.
"OWW!" Len glared at his palm. There were nail indents in his skin.
"SHUT UP, BON!" Rin slapped his pink hand. He flinched from the pain.
"…What did you just call me?"
"BON. Now stop repeating what I'm saying!"
"No, I HEARD what you said. Why are you calling me 'Bon'?"
Miku put a finger up to state matter-of-factly, "That's 'cause we need code names!"
"…"
"Yah, so you're 'Bon'!"
"Why 'Bon'?" He questioned further at the strange girl with binoculars in front of her eyes.
She turned and looked at him through the zoom-up. "Because, you're like a ticking time bomb. All spazz-ish and crap."
"…That makes no sense at all. And 'Bon' reminds me of that chocolate thing!"
"Miku should be 'Smiley'," Rin ignored Len's comment.
"Why does mine have to sound weird?" Miku raised a brow.
"'Cause you smile too much. You'll get wrinkles if you keep that up…"
"…THANKS!" She said sarcastically while rolling her eyes.
"What's yours then, huh?" Len sneered. His lips twitched, forming a smirk. "It should be 'Brat'. Since you ARE one."
"Oi, shut it, Bon!" She hissed at him. "Our target's right there."
Miku squinted her eyes. "Gumi? You're spying on Gumi?"
"Not SPYING, but STALKING!" Rin corrected.
"…There's a difference?"
"Yeah. Spying has a point or mission, and stalking is like, creepy pleasure."
"Uh…"
"Both is illegal." Len muttered under his breath. He coughed.
Rin quickly spun around and stared at him suspiciously. "What was that?"
"Nothing."
"…So you're stalking her?" Miku asked with a tilt of her head.
"No! It's STALKING!"
"…The only difference is how you say it?"
"Yes."
"…Wow."
"Tell me about it." Crossing his arms over his chest, he said, "Dude, she's just going into a bakery. How's that interesting?"
"Wait."
And so the three watched. They saw Gumi walking inside the store, getting all sparkly-eyed about the different types of pastries.
"…And?"
One…
Two…
Three…
"YES!" Rin jumped up from her crouched position, shocking the two others. Putting her hand into a fist, she punched the sky. "TOLD YOU MY DAY WAS WAY BETTER THAN HERS!"
"…You didn't tell us anything," Miku corrected.
"And, you just sat there stalking her. How is that better?"
Rin didn't hear the others words, for she was too happy.
A muffled squeal could be heard all the way to the bush. Gumi was jumping for joy. Confetti was sprinkled. She was the one hundredth customer and was now, going to receive free cakes for a month. Or so it said on the huge banter.
"…She," Len began, looking shocked with the sight.
"Just won." Miku finished, wearing the same expression as Len.
They both turned to the oblivious blonde.
"WHAT NOW, SUCKAS!"
A/N: Er, I dunno what I was on when I typed this. xDD
Gonna credit a quote:
"I think spying has a point/mission and stalking is like, creepy pleasure." (Kerri)
Reviews and constructive criticism are appreciated! /the power of copy & paste! jk. ;D
