Viva Piñata: The Warp Portals

ByYoshizilla

Author's Notes: Viva Piñata...filled with fun! Filled with fun! Viva Piñata...don't beat 'em, join 'em! Don't beat 'em, join 'em! Viva Piñata...filled with fun! Filled with fun! Viva Piñata...don't beat 'em, join 'em! Don't beat 'em, join 'em! (stops singing and turns to the screen) Whoops, I guess I was singing too much Viva Piñata. Oh well, I love the show, and I'm looking forward to getting the game, so what can you ask for? A story-whoa, talk about deja vu. I must really be hooked on Viva Piñata, because I keep talking about-oy, I did it again, didn't I? Look, just because I copy the same exact thing I wrote for the beginning of a chapter before, doesn't mean that I can't give a chance to make the chapter a teeny bit longer. And I know people are reading this story, because this story-ach I REALLY gotta stop doin' this so often. But that's just me, ladies and germs! (Bada boom) Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Oh God no, not you again. Look, if you're that desperate at looking like idiots or if you're wanting to get free publicity, go see Trolly Polly. Or Flame Rising. Or some other crap like that. I'm just a tiny, whiny disclaimer.


It was nighttime in Station Square, and Sonic the Hedgehog was speeding along the streets, with Fergy on his back.

"Aren't you going a bit too fast?" Fergy asked, clinging onto Sonic.

Sonic laughed. "Of course not! Why would Inot go so fast?" He looked behind him, only to see that Fergy crashed into a stop sign. Sonic sweatdropped and he ran backto Fergy. "Errr...you all right?"

Fergy moaned in pain, having the infamous anime swirleys in place of his regular eyes.

A Few, Unnecesary Minutes Later

"Oooh..." Fergy moaned, "I think I lost some of my candy...or did I?"

"Nonsense." Sonic laughed, picking up Fergy, "You just, um, have lost a bit of your memory. Yeah, that's it."

Fergy fumed, jumping from Sonic's arms and facing the blue hedgehog. "Oh, so you're saying I have bad memory loss? Just because Fudgehogs are greedy and sugar-lovers, doesn't mean you can just take meanful jabs at us!" He barked.

Sonic yelped. "Hey, calm down..." He grinned, getting an idea. "If you're that perky, how 'bout a race?"

Fergy chuckled, rubbing his hands together. "You're on, blue boy." He got into a racing position. "Ready? Set...GO!"

As soon as Fergy said that, Sonic blasted across the streets, leaving the poor, rainbow-colored Fudgehog in the dust.

"...I didn't know he could go THAT fast..." Fergy gasped, "But I'll do my best, anyway!' He started running as fast as he could, after Sonic's hot trail.


Franklin Fizzlybear blinked. "Umph...where am I?" He turned around to see that he was in a tropical forest. "Whoa, I never knew that Piñata Island was so...colorful!"

"Hey Diddy, look what I found!" Shouted a loud, male voice, "I think it's a bear, or a Gnawty!"

"Gnawty?" Franklin made a weird face, "What the heck is a Gnawty?" He screamed when the big ape, who wore a red tie with the words 'DK' on it, jumped in front of him.

"What's up?" The big ape introduced himself, 'I'm Donkey Kong, and welcome to Kongo Jungle!"

Franklin smiled, shaking Donkey Kong's hand. "Great seeing you, dude!" He then thought to himself, "Gee, I hope Hudson Horstachio and Tina and Teddington Twingersnap are doing all right..."


Tina and Teddington Twingersnap (AN: Phew, it takes so long to write that over and over again) were following Samus Aran, with poor Teddington being dragged on by Tina as usual.

"Ow! OW!" Ted moaned, "I still don't understand why we're following this bounty hunter! What if she's dangerous?"

Tina scoffed. "Yeah, dangerous that you screamed in horror at the sight of her cannon?"

"Well, you screamed, too!" Ted retorted, before his head collided with another rock. "Ow! And I hate being dragged! Ow!"

Tina sighed. "Well, get used to it - I happen to have been dragged, too." She recalled, before she stopped, and looked at Samus Aran, who also stopped. "What's wrong, Samus?"

Samus growled. "It's him...I know it's him..."

Ted picked up his head. "It's...who...?" He asked, still being injured after the bumpy ride.

Samus looked down. "It's Ridley...I can sense where he's been all over this planet..." She started growling. "That stupid monster has been seen over Brinstar for a long peroid of time, and to this day, I'm still being followed by him..."

Ted then got an idea. "HEY! I know what we can do!" He said, smiling.

Tina moaned, slapping her forehead. 'Ugh. What is it, Ted?" She asked, heastitated as usual.

Ted looked up at the floating platforms. 'We'll wait here until that Ridley monster comes, and then, we strangle him. That way, Samus will be able to get a clear shot at the monster."

"A terrific idea..." Tina started, "...Thatwill turn out stupid." She added, smirking.

Teddington growled. "I'd like to see YOU think of anything better!" He retorted, glaring at Tina.

Tina growned. "What is your problem?"

"You." Teddington hissed, "And if we get killed, it'll be your fault."

Samus hushed the two Twingersnaps. "Be quiet, you two. I can sense Ridley..." She said, as she prepared to fire her cannon.

Teddington and Tina looked at each other, and then back at the wall at the other end, where a purple hand broke through...


To Be Continued...