Naruto stomped to the training field grumpy and growling. Throughout training that day, Naruto's mood didn't improve and the entire team had noticed.

"Aww, is it that time of month?" Sasuke said sarcastically when training was over for the day, trying to provoke the grouchy idiot into behaving normally so all would be right in the world.

"Actually, it is." Naruto replied before storming off.

&!&!&

Sakura shrieked when she entered the public restroom nearest the training field in order to check her hair in the mirror and found Naruto standing there swearing as he slammed his fist against the pad and tampon dispenser.

"What are you doing in here?" she yelled as she stormed over to him preparing to give him a piece of her mind before chasing him off.

"What the hell does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to get a goddamn pad, but the damn thing ate my money!" Naruto yelled as he slammed his fist into the side of the dispenser which dented but still didn't produce said pad.

Sakura found herself standing there staring after her teammate's nonsensical statement which had been followed up by attempted property destruction. This was too bizarre. What would Naruto want a pad for? It was probably something perverted...

Deciding that she really didn't want to know, she started hitting Naruto as she chased him out of the bathroom that he didn't belong in, calling him every name in the book along the way.

Kakashi was standing outside the bathroom reading that perverted book of his when they got there. Instead of reprimanding the little pervert for going into the ladies room where he didn't belong, Kakashi handed him a pad.

"Thanks Kakashi-Sensei!" Naruto said sounding relieved. "How did you know?"

"Your father had the same problem after a mutual acquaintance of ours flipped his seal as a joke. He never tried to do it again after what your mother did to him." Kakashi replied as Naruto disappeared back into the ladies room from whence Sakura could hear the sounds of a pad being applied to a pair of underwear.

A second after Naruto was done, he came running out of the bathroom and yelled "Wait! You knew my father?!"

"Maybe." Kakashi hedged before running off quicker than Sakura could see, Naruto giving chase.

Edited 7-31-17