Chapter 14

Back on earth at NASA, Teddy had to find a way to contact Miley Cyrus from mars and hope miley didn't Poop in the ship or found a new drag on mars or something. They had to bring out their old main signal sending operating system (SSOS) that they buried underneath every plant. However, These plant machines have less features than the main SSOS. If you turn on the plant SSOS it would be active unless the main SSOS and can track other SSOS. These machines are really expensive but NASA was lucky to get a good deal on these SSOS. Kinda like Amazon or ebay. If you turn on the main SSOS then the other SSOS well turn on. (That's it I'll just stop saying SSOS cause it's gonna get annoying. For now we'll just call it.. machine" or something.) Anyways they hooked up the machine and test it out and see if it works. If main machine Is turned on, the other machine on the other plants well turn on (obviously) and a small camera starts going up and spinning from different angles by control. After Turning the machine oh in a small room let's go back to Mars real quick.

Miley had the SSOS outside but for some reason it didn't respond. But then a small camera was going up and the SSOS was Turning on. Miley didn't know why it was doing that. So Miley slapped the camera and ran back inside the ship. While Miley was inside the SSOS was still turning on turn it's parts around like a keyboard and screen.

Chapter 15

Log 12

I brought a master to my ship. The thing I brought back from the cave that shit look like it had a laser and it was gonna shoot me. It was facing me and I was like ohhh hell no. So I ran inside. I think that machine Is still on. Oh my god oh my god it's watching. Holy shit that thing is gonna kill me. I'm gonna destroy it before I die on mars. If I don't come back alive, or if anyone watches this entry. Tell my father thank you for giving me a TV show on Disney. Which sucked ass. Thanks alot dad. But hey without him I be flipping burgers at Wendy's. Oh and mom I just wanted to say. You're a hoe for saying that the principle that he's3 right for saying I never did my homework for Algebra and flirting with other guys.

Miley Cyrus went outside with a hammer. She was walking to the machine slowing. When Miley look at camera it didn't move till she took a step to the left and the camera moved with her. Miley Cyrus thought it was gonna shot her but it didn't do anything but just moved around. This SSOS being control by NASA. The computer had a text. Miley looked closer at the screen which said "if you're getting this message Miley, we are trying everything to get you off of mars. We need you to survive for a proximally 4 months so we can rescue you. We're watching you from our laboratory at NASA tracking your steps and information you make."

Log 13

Okay so that machine is from NASA. I found out that it's not NACEY. It's NASA. Ooooh. Anyways I'm getting their message and I'm receiving it. I can't send a message back. All they can do is watch me do stuff and they're tracking everything I do and every step I take.. Or maybe I can send a message. I know what to do. If NASA can see what I'm doing. Then I'll give a show. No not Hannah Montana.

Chapter 16

Miley went outside and.. oh my god. She started twerking and she was trying to make a cheer like a cheerleader. She had that song call "Cheerleader by OMI" just sticking her tongue out and shaking her boobs left and right. Of course. NASA was watching. Lisa the reporting was watching and she was "omg. I'm not reporting this". Everybody else passed out. One person had his eyes burned out. Yeah, it was that bad. Well at least they know she's alive. They said they weren't gonna save the video of Miley Cyrus. But they did, and it was all over the news and YouTube. She was now famous for being stuck on mars. Now that it's worldwide NASA has to save her because she doesn't have that much food to live with unless she keeps growing crops. Even tho she's growing new plants and vegetables they're not gonna stay alive forever. NASA had to send supplies to mars until NASA has their next mission. They're gonna have to build a small rocket ship that shoots up into space till it gets to Miley's destination. Teddy and the rest of the black crew had to come up with a plan on how to build and send the rocket to mars. Teddy had contacted the president and main engineering crew of Hong Kong to help with getting Miley back to earth. Building the rocket is gonna take up to a week to two to make. Teddy wanted the rocket within a week. Teddy wants Miley off of mars because now NASA Is gonna get sued for letting a stranger in a rocket ship without permissions nor certification

safty. Yeap. NASA Is gonna be in big trouble if she don't get home safely.

Chapter 17

Well, remember that wrecking ball and that heat machine around the plastic tent that grows the plants and water? Well, that didn't go well for Miley. She was just picking her crops for her dinner when all of the sudden the tank blow up. It wasn't just a little boom. It was a big boom the blowout strong wind. And that wrecking ball she had. Yeah that flew too, hitting Miley crashing her into burning fog. Remember what miley said, she never fell so hard in love leaving her crashing in a blazing fog. Yeap it wrecked her. Really bad. When she put out the fire, her crops were too late and burned into ashes. Miley dug the potatoes some made it. But for a lot of the other potatoes. They were either not fully grown or burnt spoiled bally from the fire.

Log 16

(Deep voice) Well.. there goes my luck. The heater blow up and burned down my crops. I was able to have 6 healthy potatoes 8 baby potatoes and.. well, 20 burned and squishy potatoes. I put them in the cold and see if they turn out alright.

Now I have nothing. (Started to cry a little) I don't know how much time I have left if I run out of food. It's gonna take me like.. 50 shits to make more soil. But you know the funny part is.. I can barely take shits. I only take them like once a week or two. It's cause all I eat is fries, potatoes, almond seeds, bread, and drinking almond milk and water. Now, I don't know if I'll have more (crying more). My arm is burnt from the fire and my head hurts from putting that damn wrecking ball in the middle. Now it's just a heavy ball by the entries.

Now I focus on limited food I have cause now I can't just grow more potatoes again. Hell I'm getting sick of potatoes and almond milk. It's wrong to be sick of almond milk. Cause it's just so good and healthy. I don't know if I'll be healthy or just boney and skinny… I guess I have to be careful next time before I blow myself up. But you know what i'm not gonna die. Nothing is gonna wreck me no matter what.