After many good ideas and some bad ones that WE'RE gonna use anyway, WE'VE decided to update. WE also would like people to post on our Forum, CO Chat. Anyway, WE do not own AW or KYS, and that sucks, cause with the voice, WE can continue to rule the world.
Sami
After a strange chain of events during Max's funeral that caused him to come back to life, the KYS studio reopened.
Sami walks in.
Sami: Hey, where's the free chocolate?
Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars…
Sami: Huh? Who's that, and where's the free chocolate?
There is none.
Sami: What? You cheap ass cock-sucker! You'll pay for making me come all the way here!
Sami…Eagle's cheating on her for Sonja…
(From Cardmaker22)
Sami: What?
Eagle: I can explain! That guy's lying.
Sonja: Eagle, dear, are you ready to go…
Sami: EAGLE!
Eagle: Oh, shit…
Sami then proceeds to beat up Eagle and Sonja.
Sami…Nell wants to kill her…
(Also Cardmaker22)
Nell: (Sharpening a knife) Soon, she'll pay for calling me a skill-less ugly loser.
Sami: OMG!
Nell: Uh... (Hides knife) I wasn't doing anything! (Whistles)
Sami: I'm just gonna forget that happened…
Sami…She likes to study…
(From romantic-cancer)
Sami: That is SO not true! I'm not a geek like that geek Sonja!
Sonja: That's why Eagle chooses me over you! At least I have a brain!
Eagle: I only said we'd be friends, Sonja!
Sami then beats them up again.
Sami: Serves you right!
Sami…She likes infantry because they're cheap so she can save money for a boob job.
(From Yakisoba1234567890)
Sami: That is SO wrong.
Andy: So THAT'S where all our money's been! You little… (Thinks) On second thought, carry on.
Sami: Pervert…
Sami… The head band she wears hides her third eye.
Sami: No it doesn't! I wear it because I look better in it!
No you don't.
Sami: Argh! I hate you!
Sami…she slips crack into her chocolate…
(From The One True Koneko)
Max: So that's why you were so weird acting on talent night!
Sami: At least I didn't fart the French National Anthem!
Oh…this is GOLD! And I've got it all recorded!
Andy: We're gonna get you!
Oh…Andy says they'll get me! I'm sooooooo scared! Now where was I? Oh yes! Sami…she's a lesbian.
Suddenly, two guys from the FCC appear and grab Sami.
FCC Dude: There can't be any lesbians slash gay people in video games, only in movies and books.
Sami: What are you, nut? I'm as strait as a line!
Yeah, a curved line.
FCC Dude2: Thank you, citizen. As for you…
Sami: Heeeeeeeeeeeelp!
Now you know Sami, the crack-head lesbian who has a third eye who gets money for a boob job, who Nell wants to kill and Eagle is cheating on for Sonja and likes to study. Dang this was a long chapter.
13storytellers (First personality): And they'll only get longer, so get used to it!
Yes, master.
Well that's it. R&R, now! Post on CO Chat, please. Next up is Nell.Also, WE would like to say that Sami was released from federal prison after 3 days for proof of straightness. (She Kissed Eagle. Click, Click.)
