Me: I kept my end of the deal, here's the chappie!! Hooray!! Oh yeah...and that list...Driver-Toad Protector-Toadette. Now that that is cleared up, I will never own pokemon...I'm still planning domination...mwuahahahaha
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Dry Dry Ruins
Baby Mario: Hey there people! Welcome to Racer's Reality! Today we bring you to the Special Cup. I'm Baby Mario, look at how cute I am!
Baby Luigi: Don't listen to him. I'm cuter!
Baby Daisy: No I am!!
Baby Peach: Hi Mommy!!
Baby Mario: Hey!! I'm supposed to be hosting the Special Cup!!
Baby Peach: Yeah right little red riding hood!!
Baby Daisy: Hey!!
Baby Peach: I wasn't talking to you...
Baby Luigi: I'm Baby Luigi. I will be your host for the half hour. We bring you to Dry Dry Ruins-
Baby Mario: You? The host? You go in your diaper!! Me host!!
Baby Daisy: We have a new kid in the races today...her name is May Maple...and her protector Drew...
Baby Peach: Gimme' back da camera!!
Camera Man: Help!! I need help!!
Baby Luigi: The race will now start. Where's that guy on the floating cloud?
"These are the hosts?" Drew sweatdropped. May and his kart were placed in fourth place. Yoshi was in first, then Peach, then Bowser.
"Ready? Set..." The guy on the floating cloud was above them, the desert blew big winds. His traffic light was red, yellow..."GO!!" Green!
The karts went off at top speed, Bowser broke his engine. "Not again!" Bowser slammed his fists on the wheel, then theystarted moving.
May was in third place, they past a lot of desert sand and almost got caught in a tornado.
"Turn left! Left!!" Drew yelled from behind May as they crossed the bridge.
"Shush Drew. No one likes a backseat driver." May said, the kart went through a box with a question mark. "Whats this?" May asked as a red shell was in her hand.
"Gimme' that." Drew said, taking it. He tossed it forward, it hit Peach. Peach and Daisy's car flipped, May was in second. "Darn you May!!" Peach yelled as she was in sixth place.
Dawn was in seventh. "This is getting nowhere." Dawn said, they crossed the box at the bridge, a mini bullet went in her hands. "Oooh..." Dawn tossed the bullet to Paul, he pushed it into the engine, they're car turned into a bullet, and zoomed past everyone, they hit Toad and Toadette, "Sorry!" Dawn yelled as they past fourth place.
"Hi May!" Dawn waved as they past her and Drew, going into the pyramid thingy. May entered on her tail, she drove over some sand and hit another box.
"A mushroom?" May asked as a red mushroom was in her hands.
"Hand it over May." Drew said, he pushed it into the engine, they got a big boost, and zoomed past Dawn and Paul.
"No fair!" Dawn whined as she past the yellow walking cactuses, the roof was leaking sand.
"Awesome. A bomb." Bowser muttered as he was in ninth place. He sent the shell out, it flew past all the other drivers, and found Yoshi, May, and Dawn neck n' neck.
Yoshi, May, and Dawn went over two ledges, and landed on the ground with an 'oof'.
"You're doing good May!" Yoshi said, going faster. A loud beeping started on Yoshi, May, and Dawn's dashboard, Dawn and May looked at it with confusion. Paul and Birdo on the other hand, they were fully aware of it. They passed the finish line, second lap.
"A shield Birdo!" Yoshi yelled through the desert heat, Birdo spit out an egg and it turned into a shield, Paul took the water from across the bridge and shielded it above his and Dawn's head, the bomb found them and blew up, the three cars span, four other cars past them.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!" Dawn put her hands up in the air as they span, Paul muttered "idiot." A few seconds later they continued on, driving around a few temple stones that fell a few minutes ago.
"Drew?" May kept her eyes on the track as they went into the pyramid.
"Drew?!" May continued because he didn't reply. Drew had to shield May as the bomb exploded, so he used himself. When May went through the box again, she got a squid. May turned around as they went around the walking cactuses again, more sand filled the gap.
"I'm...okay...I'm fluffy." Drew muttered, coughing out black smoke. He was charcoaled, his skin was darker. May laughed as they went over the two ridges again, Drew sent out the squid, it multiplied and flew to other drivers, squirting ink into their eyes.
Some of the karts started to spin and go out of control, May spotted Toad and Toadette, Toad was whining that he couldn't see and they crashed into the wall beside the finish line. May waved to Toadette as they passed the finish line in fourth place. Toadette sweetly smiled and gave her a thumbs up, then they started up again.
May was on the final lap, she spotted Bowser, Dawn, and Yoshi. Yoshi and Birdo were once again in first place, it was no wonder they were racing legends.
"I see you caught up." Bowser growled as him and May were neck and neck for third place, they crossed the question boxes again.
Baby Mario: Were back and better than ever!
Baby Peach: Whats that suppose' ta mean?
Baby Luigi: You have to admit we were kind of stupid in the beginning.
Baby Daisy: But we only thwee!!
Baby Mario: My point exactly. If I can't drive, I'll make my big brother lose!!
Baby Luigi: You do remember my big brother is in the same car?!
Baby Peach: You guy are related so whats da difference
Baby Daisy: Wook! May and Yoshi are neck an neck for first place!!
Baby Mario: The newbie got that far?
May and Yoshi crossed the ledges that made them go faster, May finally got used to falling back down. Yoshi's car was grinding against May's, May didn't want to slow down or she'd stay in second. Drew was trying to push Birdo down and likewise.
"Hey!! What about us?!" Dawn yelled from behind them, all four turned around to her with a look like they didn't care, she shrugged.
Yoshi's car screeched while turning, the back of her car was igniting blue flames, she released her grip on the cruise control, then they zoomed above May, taking first place. May took second, Dawn continued in third.
Baby Daisy: And Yoshi takes it home!
Baby Mario: May looked pretty spooked seeing that boost.
Baby Peach: Hooray!! Let's say the rankings!
Baby Mario: 1st place, Yoshi and Birdo, 15 points!
Baby Luigi: 2nd place, May and Drew, 12 points!
Baby Peach: 3rd place, Dawn and Paul, 10 points!
Baby Daisy: 4th place, Bowser and Bowser Jr, 9 points!
Baby Mario: 5th place, Peach and Daisy, 8 points!
Baby Luigi: 6th place, Toad and Toadette, 5 points!
Baby Peach: 7th place, Mario and Luigi, 4 points!
Baby Daisy: 8th place, Rosalina and Boo, 3 points!
Baby Mario: 9th place, DK and Diddy Kong, 2 points!
Baby Luigi: 10th place, the loser of all...Koopa and Dry Bones...0 points.
"IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!!" Koopa and Dry Bones yelled together, below the station in their kart.
"That was fun!" May cheered as she pulled the Royal Racer to a stop.
"Darn. I was hoping for a bullet." Rosalina muttered as she parked beside May.
"I'd hate to admit it May, but you did a...good job. Other than that bomb that almost killed me, I think we'll do good in this prix." Drew admitted shyly, he wasn't planning on it but he just had to tell May how good she was, sense he was just a backseat driver.
"That was good May! Were on tv too!!" Dawn said, also parking with them.
"Hi Daddy!" May waved randomly.
"The camera's off May." Rosalina said, May dropped her hand and smiled sheepishly.
'She might just win.' Drew said to himself, Boo smirked and disappeared,
"Boo." He said very bluntly, May screamed and clipped herself to Drew, Rosalina and Dawn laughed.
"W-What was that?!" May asked. Still on Drew.
"Yoo-hoo!" Boo reappeared, May huffed at him, then blushed as she realized she was still on Drew. She got off and smiled sheepishly again.
Me: Wow
Empoleon: Boo!
Me: That won't work twice.
Empoleon: Hmph. Review.
Me: Review please! Thank you!
Chapter 5: Moonview Highway
