THE OC SHOW

Chapter Three

"Why are we having a sleepover again?" asked Alex.

"Because we need some female bonding time." replied Skye.

"Well why is the whore here?" asked Sam.

"I'm not a whore." growled Zöe.

"You tried to score with an engaged man." Sam hissed.

"In my defense, he was really hot." Zöe replied. Sam tried to tackle her but Skye just flew betweeen them.

"Why am I here? I don't know any of you." Alexis asked.

"You're dating Twilight, who is band-members with Blade, who is cousins with Alex." Skye replied.

"Okay." Alexis said in confusion.

"What about me? I have no connection to anyone here." Ebony asked.

"You're Shadow's brother who is Phantom's friend and Sam is Phantom's mom." Skye replied.

"I have no idea who Phantom is." Ebony said.

"Well tough titties." Skye replied.

"The only woman in the world who says that." Alex whispered to Alexis.

"Do we really have to be here?" asked Jade.

"Yes." Skye replied.

"Look a naked supermodel!" Alex said, pointing behind Skye. Skye whipped around and everyone bolted.

"Fucking hell! I always fall for that!" Skye screamed.

Knuckles was having a staring contest with the Rocky, in stone form. After four hours, Knuckles' eyes started to water from keeping them open. Ten minutes later he blinked. "FUCK!" Knuckles shouted before storming off. The Rocky changed back to normal and walked off the table.

"Is that a new song?" Alex asked as she walked into the garage where Razor, Spike, Slash and Zero were practicing.

"No, it's a new sandwich." Spike replied.

"What?" Alex asked.

"It's a tasty sandwich with cheese and ham." Spike said.

"But you can't play a sandwich." Alex said.

"Exactly." Spike said.

"So it has to be a song." Alex said.

"No, it's a sandwich!" the four boys roared.

"Okay then." Alex said as she slowly backed out of the garage.

"From the top guys." Zero said.

(A/N) Yeah, short second one, and yes, Skye is a lesbian, with Sam and/or Alex usually on the receiving end