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Rather then making an announcement I'm just going to say that you guys are insanely awesome! So with that being said I give you…..Courtney!

Chris was strolling down the hallway in a much better mood this day due to the fact Lindsay was so nice and Naïve at the same time. He was currently going over some paperwork for the next season that was pretty much mandatory even though he would rather be doing other things.

"Chris" Chef bumped into him in the hallway "I haven't seen you in days except in passing you okay man?"

"Yeah" Chris told him "Just been busy lately"

"Last time I saw you was when you were upset about not having a bed" Chef told him "How did that work out?"

"I dunno yet" Chris lied to Chef "I've been so busy lately I didn't have time to call and get one"

"Seriously?" Chef laughed "Where the hell have you been sleeping?"

"On the damn floor" Chris lied again "The occasional lobby chair…."

"Damn you must be busy then" Chef told him "You better work on finding a bed for yourself"

"Will do" Chris smirked at Chef "Trust me I'm looking into that right now"

"Good luck with that" Chef was kinda creeped out "I'm going to the pool"

"Have fun" Chris told him as he walked away "I know I will"

Chris then spent his day doing boring ass paper work and by the time night came he just wanted to relax and watch some TV and maybe order some room service or something. He just decided he would randomly pick a room to stay in and figured he would just wing it from that point. He opened the door and found all the furniture rearranged and everything was completely spotless.

"What the hell?" Chris asked realizing whoever the hell was staying here had some issues if they felt the need to move the furniture and bring their own with them.

"Chris?" Courtney questioned the host as she came out of the bathroom "What the hell are you doing in here?"

"I have a master key" Chris laughed at her and gestured to everything changed in the room "OCD much?"

"Shut up!" Courtney snapped "That's beyond the point, Are you aware that I'm entitled to my privacy and by just barging in here I can sue you? If you don't leave right now you'll be hearing from my lawyers!"

Chris could really care less and just yawned at Courtney and started looking in her closet

"You actually own 12 sets of the same outfit?" Chris laughed "So I guess you did change clothes during the show…."

"Duh!" Courtney told him "It's my official CIT outfit! And it makes me look professional besides it's not like everyone else on the show didn't do the same thing! Everyone had multiples of their clothes even you! Now if you don't mind, Get out of my closet!"

"You think I have more then one of this outfit?" Chris laughed "Sorry to disappoint you but this is my only outfit like this" Chris then shut her closet door

"Eww!" Courtney glared at him "So are you implying that you didn't take a shower the whole time we were on that plane?"

"I never said that" Chris told her "I took a shower every day I just put the same clothes back on after I think most people did that"

"That defeats the purpose of a shower" Courtney told him "Now if your done pestering me I have other things to do that don't involve you being here"

"Such as?" Chris smirked

"I'm going to finish my cleaning" Courtney told him "Alone"

"Nah" Chris laughed as he sat In a chair in the corner of the room "I think I'll just watch and stick around for awhile"

"Get out!" Courtney yelled "I'm a CIT and I'm on the student council and won class president! I know legally you can't be in here without my permission!"

"That has nothing to do with anything at all" Chris laughed from his chair "Even though you may be a CIT right now you're being a B.I.T.C.H."

"What do you want from me?" Courtney was getting mad "If you want the latest gossip on everyone you would be better off asking Sierra but if I can help you with something then let me know and if not then get out!"

"Alright" Chris told her "I'll be up front with you, I need a place to sleep tonight and I'm sleeping here"

"No way!" Courtney told him "This is ridiculous"

"How so?" Chris asked "I'm just gonna stay here until I get my new bed….Tomorrow!"

"What if I refuse?" Courtney told him as she started cleaning off the TV

"You can't" Chris laughed "I'm the host and I call the shots who the hell are you going to get to throw me out? Duncan? Chef? The cops?" Chris laughed even more "The cops couldn't even get to the stupid private island"

"Fine" Courtney told him "You stay here and I'll sleep in your room with your old bed then"

"That would be great!" Chris sarcastically told her "Except I don't have any bed at all so I guess you're stuck here with me"

"No, I'm not" Courtney told him "I'll go stay with Duncan"

"Yeah…." Chris smirked at her "Not gonna happen, Duncan went to a baseball game with all the other total drama cast"

"They didn't invite me?" Courtney yelled "I hate baseball too! But that's not the point how could Duncan go without me! I wouldn't have even wanted to go but he could have asked! "

"Goes to show you how well like you are by the rest of the cast huh?" Chris laughed at her "It's kinda like Cinderella….You stay home and clean and all the ugly chicks go out to the game"

"Like Gwen" Courtney grimaced saying her name "So you agree? I'm the prettiest girl here?"

"Sure why not" Chris told her "I'd give you a 5 or 6 even though your nowhere near a perfect 10"

"Then who would be a perfect 10 in your eyes?" Courtney demanded to know

"I can't say" Chris told her "If I said who the hottest girl on the show was then that would get me in a lot of trouble! You're all way under 18 so that would be bad for my reputation"

"Look" Courtney told him "I'd really like you to leave….I'll even be nice about it just please get out!"

"The answer to that is no" Chris just laughed "So I'm going to sleep here and that's final"

"Whatever" Courtney finally agreed to shut him up "I just want to let you know I'm ignoring you though and I'm not happy about this one bit! And if you try anything funny at all even once you will be so familiar with my lawyers they'll be on your speed dial"

"Fine" Chris just sat there figuring out how to irk the cleaning girl when he realized the perfect way to do so he went and laid down on her clean well made bed.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Courtney yelled

"Going to sleep" Chris told her "When you're done cleaning are you going to lay down too?"

"Not with you" Courtney told him as she threw him a pair of sweatpants and a T-shirt "Another thing you better where these if you're going to be sleeping in my bed because I don't want you and your dirty unwashed clothes in my bed"

"I don't exactly like to wear clothes to sleep" Chris informed her "Just my boxers"

"Tough" Courtney crossed her arms "Put them on right now if you plan on staying"

"Fine" Chris sighed figuring he would let her play it her way "So are you coming to bed?"

"No!" Courtney yelled "I told you that" Chris who had just put on the clothes Courtney had given him watched as Courtney took his clothes and threw them into a washing machine that she had brought with her and started washing his clothes.

"Thanks I guess" Chris told her even though he could care less about clean clothes

"Not a problem" Courtney told him "I'm saving humanity from you're stinky clothes"

"Great" Chris rolled his eyes "You cleaned everything now let's go to sleep"

"I told you I'm not sleeping in that bed with you" Courtney crossed her arms "You also better remember to give me those sweatpants back they happen to be my favorite pair!"

"I'm getting sick of hearing that" Chris sighed and walked over to Courtney picking her up and throwing her onto the bed "There we go! Step one is now complete"

"C'mon!" Courtney told him "You can't force a person to sleep with you!"

"I can" Chris told her "I've been having fun with it for awhile now"

"Awhile?" Courtney asked rather shocked "Seriously? What's wrong with you?"

"A lot of things" Chris told her "But I'm going to sleep and I suggest you do too"

"Fine" Courtney sighed "But I've got my eye on you!"

Chris then started to fall asleep only to feel something soft pushed up against him he couldn't help but turn around to see what the hell this girl was doing now

"What the hell are you doing?" Chris asked "I thought you were going to sleep"

"I am" Courtney told him "Safety first! I'm building a pillow wall in between us"

Chris chuckled at this and couldn't help but think the girl was just a but paranoid but he allowed this since it was her bed. Chris woke up the next morning realizing that for the first time since he started doing this that nothing awkward actually happened between them so Chris decided that he would just leave before she woke up and started bitching at him for something again.

Courtney woke up an hour later realizing that her nice big pillow wall had been destroyed and that the host was nowhere to be found. She then got up to go see if he was anywhere in her room and that's when she found a note on the pillow that he was using the night before.

Courtney,

Last night was interesting to say the least, It was a shame that it didn't go anywhere between us I would have enjoyed that, Maybe next time? In case you're wondering about your pillow wall I wanted to let you know I destroyed it because I felt like it was trying to block me and let's face it you know I blow up anything that gets in my way so the pillow wall had to go! I would have liked to literally blow it up but then I realized you would also be without a bed and that would suck.

Chris.

P.S. Thanks for washing my clothes! I took them with me and I also took your Sweatpants because they are comfortable so don't expect to get them back!

P.S.S. I went to use your bathroom last night and your shampoo smelled good so I took the bottle which you can also expect not to get back

P.S.S.S. Thanks for lending me that $50 bucks that was in your purse….I'll pay you back if I feel like it.

P.S.S.S.S. I also saw the pictures in your wallet and I saw your mom's picture and since she's obviously over 18 it's safe to say that she's HOT I mean like 10 is your dad still in the picture? I hope not! If not lemme know I'd like to get her number!

Courtney couldn't believe this! He had a lot of nerve! All she knew was that she was going to make him pay for all of this! She needed to take a shower first which meant she would have to go borrow some shampoo from someone which pissed her off even more. Yep Chris was soooo gonna pay!