I understand that it isn't exactly satisfying to have to wait a while to have to read something and then barely get it, so I'll try and make this chapter longer. Thanks for all who reviewed, and I'm glad you like this story.

Chapter 4: Bowser

A green light surrounded Dr. Mario's window to protect any other way of breaking it again. He tried to sit on his chair and get it to roll around, but it crashed down to the floor. He furiously picked up his chair and forcefully threw it...crashing through the light and breaking the window. Dr. Mario yelled obnoxiously loud.

He took a deep breath, and a brief nap.

His eyes opened to a huge devilish face staring him down. He jumped up and shrieked. "Bowser!"

"WHAT?"

"We're enemies! Why are you here?"

"WHAT?"

"WE'RE ENEMIES!" Dr. Mario roared.

"I CAN'T HERE YOU! THE LAST THINGS I HEARD WERE A WINDOW BREAKING AND SOME IDIOT YELLING! NOW I'M DEAF!"

"Oh. Ok then...I really don't think you can solve that..."

"WHAT?"

"Or maybe we can! All we need is the dangerous Sound Wave 3000!"

"WHAT?"

"It can help you hear! Come on!" Dr. Mario gestured for Bowser to follow...and they walked and walked...they walked all the way to the building across the street.

Peach was the person at the counter. "Hello, may I help you?" she said and bowed.

"Yeah, we'd like a Sound Wave. Bowser wen--"

"Hello, may I help you?" she said, bowing again, her eyes growing enormous and a smile splitting across her face, and for some reason her feet.

"You're not supposed to have a mouth in your feet, but OK," said Dr. Mario. "Bowser went deaf and--"

"Hello, may I help you?" she repeated, and sparks flew around her and her head blew up, to reveal it was a robot being manipulated by Mr. Saturns.

"UGH!" yelled Dr. Mario. He began to curse wildly, rampaging everywhere. Birds, bees, and elephants were flying across the sky just to elude his constant yelling.

He then yelled so completely loud that a colossal Sound Wave emitted from his mouth and charged at Bowser. It hit his ear with such force that he flew over, causing the ceiling to start falling. Dr. Mario darted out of the building while Bowser, who had recently gotten back his ability to hear from the Sound Wave, was dancing and unabashed to the fact that the ceiling was falling, until it was on top of him and he died.

Back at Dr. Mario's office...

Dr. Mario sprinted back in, sweating uncontrollably and rubbing his hands together. The ghost of Yoshi appeared in his office and stared at him for no reason. "My gun..." it moaned. "My gun..." He then sounded like he was throwing up, and Dr. Mario knew what he was looking for. He knew what the ghost wanted. He knew what he had to do. And so he picked up Yoshi's gun, raised it...and shot Yoshi and well that was the end of that even though he was a ghost.

Next, the ghost of Donkey Kong came. It was going to be a long day.

Uh, come to think of it, that wasn't very long...sorry about that...anyway, next chapter is Peach.