A/N: I'm back! Hopefully I can make a decent chapter kind of have a touch of writer's block. Oh well here goes, it'll probably be pretty short though.

"Envy has a girlfriend! Envy has a girlfriend!" Greed cackled annoyingly. " How did someone like you manage to snag a girl like that, huh ugly?" "I'M NOT UGLY" Envy exploded while crossing his arms in a pout. "And she's not my girlfriend, she's my friend." Greed shrugged. "Whatever we'll have to kill her soon enough anyway, her and all the others. Maybe I could have some fun with that one chick before that though." As the ultimate shield continued to ramble on about the vulgar things he would do with Diligence in bed the younger homunculus was trapped in his own thoughts. 'Kill her! I don't want to kill her she's my friend! My first friend, my only friend! Wait why do I care I just met her. Still I...ugh this is so confusing. I need to think.' Envy shook his head in frustration before transforming in a bird and flying off looking for a place to be alone an sort out his thoughts.

A/N: told ya it would be short. Anyway I do plan on moving Kindness and Envy's relationship beyond friendship at some point in a future chapter I already have an idea of how it will go down just got to build up to it first.