I don't own Xiaolin Showdown
Jack tore through his basement and he snuggled up against his couch and threw a blanket over his head.
"What are you doing?" Wuya asked him.
"Hiding," he said, his voice muffled.
Wuya sighed and thought, what a pathetic excuse of a 'evil genius.'
After a couple of minutes passed Wuya was getting so irritated with Jack. "Jack! She's not here!" she yelled.
"How do you know?" Jack asked her as he came out from the blanket.
"Because you locked your door a thousand times and you have your pathetic robots guarding the place. It's impossible for her to get through," Wuya explained.
"Now you get my genius inventions," Jack said proudly as he got up from the couch and made his way to the table.
"Wow," a voice suddenly said behind the chair, "a stupid Heylin witch." The chair turned and Melody was sitting on it.
"NOOOOO!" Jack yelled when he saw her there.
"Hi," she said as she flashed him a smile.
"How did you get here?" Jack demanded.
"These," Melody said as she showed him the Golden Tiger Claws that were attached to her hand. "I really like this shen gong wu by the way. Speaking of shen gong wus," she got face-to-face with Jack, "those Xiaolin Losers are shen gong wu-less."
"Wait a second," Jack told her, "so they don't have any?"
"Zero, zippo, nada, none," Melody said, "and they're all here with moi," she said as she threw a brown bag towards him that contained the shen gong wus.
"Whoa," Jack said as he looked into the bag and grabbed the Monkey Staff. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," Melody said, "I used my robots-"
"Whoa, whoa," Jack interrupted, "robots?"
"Yeah, I build them the same way but they are indestructible," Melody told him.
"That's plagiarism!" Jack yelled as he pointed at her.
"Not really," she said, "your robots always get defeated by those little losers and mine do not. So anyway, how I got the wu was I was sneaking into the vault when little cheese ball guy told me to stop."
"They didn't recognize you?" Jack asked her.
"No I was wearing a cloak, I'm not that stupid to go as myself," Melody continued, "and so, I unleashed my robots, which are the same version as yours but indestructible and while the little tae kwon dopes were distracted I got the wu, used the Golden Tiger Claws and ta-da," she sang, "I got the wu."
"You have much more evil skill than this nitwit," Wuya told her.
"Watch your filthy mouth you transparent hag," Melody said as she pointed at Wuya. "Nobody and I mean nobody calls Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, a nitwit."
"You were saying that I wasn't a genius hours ago," Jack reminded her.
"Because the situation that we were in was pretty obvious," Melody told him.
Something hit Jack. "So wait, at the store where I go and get my robot parts it was you that wrote my name on those walls?"
"Does this sound familiar?" Melody said as she tapped her heel on the hard floor.
"IT WAS YOU!" he yelled as he pointed at her.
"YES! IT WAS ME!" she imitated him as she pointed to herself. "Aren't I a genius?"
"And full of it," Wuya commented.
"Your lucky to be a ghost you witch or you'll find my foot in your mouth!" Melody told her.
Wuya floated next to her. "Oh yeah?"
"Yeah," Melody told her.
"You might not want to get on her nerves because she'll start to act all sassy," Jack told Melody.
"If you say so," Melody said as she turned around and looked right at him.
Jack had never felt like this before. His palms were sweating and his heart was thumping. What is this feeling? he asked himself.
