When Uncle Iroh was finished interrogating Zuko about what had happened

to the table Zuko had passed a lame excuse about trying to practice some

firebending skills. Yet Uncle Iroh still had some doubts about what had

happened, Zuko was sure of it. As his thoughts drifted to other things, he

thought of the lovely Song. The one who had showed him more compassion

than any body else except Uncle Iroh, and his long lost dear mother Ursa.

Well he thought, since I'm at it I might as well see what Uncle Iroh's Guide

to Charming the Ladies said. According to Uncle they was going to be

traveling right back around there, and it would be the perfect chance to reel

Song in like a fish. He checked to make sure there was going to be no

surprise arrival from Uncle, like he had been doing lately. He carefully

opened the small flame red and gold yellow book. Inside Tip #2 read: To get

the hook, line, and sinker effect on the ladies present them with a gift

(flowers, chocolates, tea ect.) Tea is prefered though, so you can get

something out of the deal. Suddenly Uncle Iroh burst in for like the billionth

time in this series.

Uncle Iroh: Ready to head out on our ostrich horses Prince Zuko? he asked

with anticpation like he knew something.

Zuko: Sure am Uncle!

Uncle Iroh: You sound particularly happy.

Zuko: Nah, just ready to go, and go a-fishin'. he said queitly

Uncle Iroh: Come again?

Zuko: All I said Uncle is that I'm ready to go! as he pulled on a enormously

fake smile with little sparkles glittering up his pearly whites in innocence.

Uncle Iroh: Uhhhhh, Ok Prince Zuko, maybe you need to lay off the

fireflakes for a while! Seriously!

Thanks again to all the readers who leave a review, you dont know how

appreciated they are! Is Zuko's plan gonna work? Is Song gonna fall for the

old line, hook, and sinker trick Will Uncle Iroh's guide ACTUALLY WORK?

Please R+R!