When Uncle Iroh was finished interrogating Zuko about what had happened
to the table Zuko had passed a lame excuse about trying to practice some
firebending skills. Yet Uncle Iroh still had some doubts about what had
happened, Zuko was sure of it. As his thoughts drifted to other things, he
thought of the lovely Song. The one who had showed him more compassion
than any body else except Uncle Iroh, and his long lost dear mother Ursa.
Well he thought, since I'm at it I might as well see what Uncle Iroh's Guide
to Charming the Ladies said. According to Uncle they was going to be
traveling right back around there, and it would be the perfect chance to reel
Song in like a fish. He checked to make sure there was going to be no
surprise arrival from Uncle, like he had been doing lately. He carefully
opened the small flame red and gold yellow book. Inside Tip #2 read: To get
the hook, line, and sinker effect on the ladies present them with a gift
(flowers, chocolates, tea ect.) Tea is prefered though, so you can get
something out of the deal. Suddenly Uncle Iroh burst in for like the billionth
time in this series.
Uncle Iroh: Ready to head out on our ostrich horses Prince Zuko? he asked
with anticpation like he knew something.
Zuko: Sure am Uncle!
Uncle Iroh: You sound particularly happy.
Zuko: Nah, just ready to go, and go a-fishin'. he said queitly
Uncle Iroh: Come again?
Zuko: All I said Uncle is that I'm ready to go! as he pulled on a enormously
fake smile with little sparkles glittering up his pearly whites in innocence.
Uncle Iroh: Uhhhhh, Ok Prince Zuko, maybe you need to lay off the
fireflakes for a while! Seriously!
Thanks again to all the readers who leave a review, you dont know how
appreciated they are! Is Zuko's plan gonna work? Is Song gonna fall for the
old line, hook, and sinker trick Will Uncle Iroh's guide ACTUALLY WORK?
Please R+R!
