What the Actual Frick!?

"Thomas! What are they talking about!?" Mike shouted, his left eye twitching.

"Come on, guys! Don't be so scared! Just come on out!" Thomas urged the animatronics.

"No! You're crazy if you think we're coming out there with these new, 'additions!'" Yelled Blu.

"Tom! What are they talking about!?" Rick asked this time.

"You know what, I'll show you. Follow me." Thomas replied as he walked toward the guard's office. The animatronics stayed hidden begin the Parts and Service door, watching the three leave. As the three guys entered the office, Thomas picked up the tablet and switched through the cameras, stopping on the Parts and Service room feed.

"Here." Thomas said simply, handing the tablet to Mike. The young man took the tablet and stared in shock, Rick stood beside him with a similar expression.

"Dude... what the actual frick!?" Rick shouted.

"Whaaaaat?" Thomas chuckled with a nonchalant shrug.

"You... you gave them reproductive organs!?" Mike screamed in shock.

"Mmm, maybe." Thomas muttered, seeming to be fine with all of this.

"Dude, you're sick!" Rick shouted. "Who the heck gives robots reproductive organs!?"

"Me. And of you listen, you'll know why." Thomas said.

"Who would listen to you!? We can see it!" Mike exclaimed, gesturing to the tablet.

"Would you listen!" Thomas shouted, stomping his foot. The two fell silent, staring at the young technician with angered, yet befuddled expressions. "Look, there is a reason I did this. Remember before we took our vacation, and Chica said that she and the others belonged her? That stuck with me. I didn't like it. It hurt me. Somehow, hearing that, it stung me." Mike and Rick stared at Thomas blankly, their facial expressions more relaxed. "I did so much more than just give them reproductive organs. For one, take a look at their exoskeletons." Thomas handed the tablet to them again as he spoke. "That's not fake fur anymore, their exoskeleton now behaves like human skin. A protective covering to what's inside. Now, their endoskeletons. The have more than that. They have systems now. Muscular, cardiovascular, all of it! The endoskeleton behaves as the skeletal and muscular systems, along side the metallic versions that are replicas of human's systems. Which means, they have hearts, lungs, muscles, everything we have, just slightly more robotic. I'll admit, I went slightly overboard with the reproductive systems, but that just makes them that much more like us." Mike and Rick listened to the young technician as they watched the animatronics. Albeit, it was an abundant amount of information to take in at once, as well as witnessing a technological breakthrough occur right before them. The animatronics were no longer just animatronics now, they were furry, robotic, humans.

"So... you did this... to give them a chance at being outside?" Mike asked.

"More than that. A chance for them having a life outside this restaurant." Thomas corrected his friend.

"Wow... that's... really noble of you, Thomas." Mike murmured.

Thomas grinned slightly, "Thank you, senpai."

"You know, I can see why you did this. This is actually a really good idea." Said Mike. "I'm... I'm gonna help you follow through."

"Really!? Thank you, senpai!" Thomas exclaimed with excitement.

"What about you, Rick?" Mike turned to his friend. Rick stood still and silent, his arms folded across his chest. Thomas clasped his hands together, mouthing 'please.'

Rick sighed and rolled his eyes, "Fine. Sure, whatever. I'll help."

"Yes! Yes, yes, yes!" Celebrated Thomas. "Thank you guys so much! Come on! Lets go get them out!" Thomas practically skipped his way down the hall toward the main room, Mike and Rick followed much more lethargically, Rick more so. Thomas sprinted toward the Parts the Service room and opened the door.

"Guys! Come on out!" Thomas called.

"No! Not until we have something to cover up in!" Roxy screamed.

"Bonnie, quit staring at me!" Chica shouted.

"Haha, sorry!" Bonnie replied.

"Freakin' perv..." Chica muttered.

"Hey, what can I say? With your new additions, you're even hotter than before." Bonnie chuckled. Suddenly, there was a loud slapping sound that rang through the room.

"FREAKIN' PERV!" Chica shouted.

"Foxy!" Roxy called loudly.

"Sorry lass!" Foxy responded rapidly.

"Well where is all of your self control...?" Freddy sighed.

"Oh please, Freddy. If Koneko were here, you would have been drooling by now." Bonnie sneered.

Freddy's face turned bright red, "Th-that is so not true!"

"Don't worry guys, we're going to get you guys some clothes. But for now, you're going to have to... stay naked for a little while." Said Thomas, stifling laughter.

"You are one sick, twisted, crazy mother *censored*." Tg swore.

"Coming from you, that's a compliment." Thomas responded, stepping away from the door. "Now come on out. Or stay in there and starve."

"Starve?" They all repeated in unison before a few of their stomachs growled.

"Yeah, starve. You need food to survive now." Thomas chuckled. Their stomachs growled once more, a few of them glaring at the teen. "Well? Your response?"

"Wait, there has to be some type of towel or something in here. I'm not walking out there like this." Freddy said, walking around the room.

"Take your time. Call me when you can't handle your stomach growling." Thomas replied as he turned on his heels and headed to the kitchen.

"You know what, even though I just got it, I'm proud of my crotch!" Bonnie exclaimed, placing a fist on both sides of his hips.

"That's great, Bonnie..." Teddy murmured sarcastically.

"And at this point, I'm so hungry, I don't even care..." Bonnie sighed as he looked out of the room. "Besides, we're all family here anyway. Plus, Thomas did give them to us in the first place."

Freddy couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Perhaps you're right. But that doesn't apply to our ladies here."

"Indeed." Added Teddy.

"Well, if you find towels, give 'em to them." Wan sighed. There was a small moment of silence as the group searched for items to cover themselves with.

Until Bonnie broke said silence, "Hey, you're pretty small, Wan."

Wan froze in his footsteps, "WHAT!? I'M NOT SMALL!"

"Smaller than mine." Bonnie replied calmly.

"It is not! It's only because you can't keep your eyes off your naked girlfriend!" Wan retorted.

"Hehehe, that sounds so wrong." Bonnie chortled.

Chica stomped toward Bonnie and held up a fist, "Say something else and I'll knock your lights out!" Bonnie stared at Chica blankly, tightly closing his lips.

"Here's something." Shaddy called out, holding up two rags. "Big enough and can cover two of you."

"Seriously, this is becoming too much of a problem! Why didn't Thomas think this through!?" Blu shouted.

"Maybe because I'm sick like that." Thomas chortled, walking into the room with a bag.

"What's in the bag?" Blu asked.

"Clothes. For all of you." Answered Thomas simply. The animatronics' eye widened as they quickly took the bag and each picked out clothes for themselves.

"Oh my gosh, that is so much better!" Chica said, sighing in relief.

"Indeed! That was embarrassing!" Added Teddy, his stomach growling as he spoke. "Now, lets get something to eat."

"Tomorrow, we'll get you guys some clothes that suit you better. You get to pick them out yourselves." Thomas said to them.

"Oh, that's gonna be fun~!" Cooed Chira.

"Aye, we're goin' ta be th' bes' lookin' crew ever!" Agreed Foxy. Thomas chuckled inwardly and walked off toward the kitchen, the animatronics, or whatever the heck you can call them now, followed him.

"Oh Foxy, I'm going to have a nice surprise for you tomorrow." Announced Thomas.

"Wha'? A surprise?" Foxy repeated, arching an eyebrow.

"Yeah. I'm pretty sure you'll like it, Cap'n." Thomas replied.

"Please tell me what it is." Said Mike, "I'm really worried about what goes on in you brain."

"Worry not, my senpai. My tests and updates are practically completed." Responded Thomas, "I only wish to bestow one more gift to this family."

"But what is it?"

"I think you know my answer to that, Mike." Thomas chortled, patting the assistant manager on his back.

"You'll see?" Sighed Mike.

"Exactly." Thomas beamed walking into the kitchen. Chica took the lead and began doing her regular job of cooking, preparing a pizza for everyone.

"So, how are you guys liking your update so far?" Asked Thomas, resting his chin in both of his hands.

"It's not bad, actually." Freddy said. "It feels different, being able to sense different temperatures and other things."

"Hearing good feedback, anyone else?"

"Same thing Freddy said. It feels different, but pleasant." Roxy giggled softly.

"So that goes for all of you? You all like it?" Thomas asked for assurance. They all nodded with smiles on their faces. "Hmph, who's the boss tech, man? I am."

"But soon, you won't be the only tech here anymore." Mike clarified. "So you have to keep your place."

"Haha, yeah. Then you can show us just how boss you are." Chortled Rick.

Thomas seemed to light up with joy and excitement as Rick said this, a large grin running across his face, "Yeah, that'll be the day. P'wning tech noobs. Haha! Get rekt!"

"Just make sure you don't let that pride ho to your head, Thomas." Warned Mike.

Thomas gave Mike a warm smile, accompanied by a wink, "Yes, senpai."

"Pizza's ready~!" Chica announced, placing plates in front of everyone, differencing in the number of slices.

"Looks good, Chica!" Chira said, "I see that you added a few of my ideas too~."

"Hehe, yeah, I did~." Giggled Chica.

"Tell me how it tastes. And tell me what you taste." Thomas said. "Another test, if you will."

"If you say so, Thomas." Replied Blu as he took a slice off his plate. Each of the animatronics took bites of their slices, their eyes widening in unison.

"Holy crap." Tg muttered.

Thomas and Chica stared with anticipation, "Well?"

"Say how it tastes first." Chica said.

"Well... it tastes magnificent." Teddy stated.

"Alright, good~!" Responded Chica, now much more relaxed.

"And, what do you taste?" Asked Thomas, raising a brow.

The animatronics exchanged glances at stared at Thomas, blinking silently. Their faces read as if they were registering something, "Sharp cheddar cheese, sweet tomato sauce, mildly spicy pepperoni, oregano, a hint of basil..." The animatronics continued the list, naming the ingredients and flavors of the pizza. Thomas smirked proudly, signaling another successful test.

"Whoa... you guys listed everything I put in the pizza..." Chica said in astonishment.

"And that's what they were supposed to do." Beamed Thomas, "You see, I designed your new taste buds to detect and differentiate the flavors and ingredients of anything you eat. So now, not only will you be able to get the most out of the food you eat, you'll even be able to relay everything in it. So if you want, you can duplicate it."

"That was the best pizza I have ever tasted." Said Shonnie.

"And I actually tasted everything in it..." Benny added.

"That was so amazing." Bonnie muttered in awe. Thomas acquired a grin of pride, pleased with his accomplishment.

"Wow, Thomas, you've outdone yourself." Complimented, Mike, "You've done more than updated these guys. You've revamped them."

Thomas chuckled, "Thank you, Senpai. What about you, Rick?"

"It's... awesome, really." Rick answered. "Oh, Mike, did you talk to the boss today?"

"Yeah, I did. Why?" Returned, Mike.

"Well, what did he say?" Rick asked.

"He only said something about the new techs coming in tomorrow." Mike answered. Thomas' face seemed to brighten at the thought, being the head tech at the restaurant.

Rick gave Thomas a warm grin, "Alright then, T, tomorrow, you show those new techs why you're the head."

"Oh, I intend to, Ricky." Thomas chortled. "And I'm not going to do it alone." The teen look to the anima-anthro robots, as Rick glared at Thomas for calling him "Ricky" again.

"We will aid you in proving your authority?" Asked, Teddy.

"Yes, you will Teddy. All of you. And all you have to do is be yourselves." Thomas beamed.

"Sounds like fun," Chira muttered sarcastically, "But sure, why not help you."

"I was about to say, don't be mean, Chira." Said, Blu. The Toy chicken glanced the Blu quickly, obtaining a small amount of blush. "What?"

"Nothing." Chira replied swiftly. Riomei giggled softly, watching the two. "Shush, Riomei."

"You shush, you red faced chicken." Riomei teased. Chira's blush grew brighter, quickly turning her head away from Riomei, her beak lightly touching Blu's nose.

"Ah! Sorry..." She squeaked, backing away and almost falling our of her chair.

"Whoa, calm down, missy." Blu chuckled, catching her before she fell. "You okay?"

"Mmhmm..." Uttered, Chira, nodding slowly. The two stared at each other for a few seconds before pulling away.

"S-sorry." Blu stuttered.

"N-no no, its okay." Replied, Chira, nervously looking away.

"Oooh! Blu! Look down!" Bonnie laughed. Blu did so, his face turning bright red as he covered himself.

"I'm so sorry..." He muttered, every inch his face was bright red.

"Ha! At least we know that works!" Wan laughed as well as he kicked his legs in the air. Blu tightly closed his eyes, feeling more embarrassed by the second.

"Hey, don't be so embarrassed. That's natural, now, at least." Said, Thomas.

"It feels weird," muttered, Blu, "B-but... is it supposed to feel good too...?"

Thomas looked away, blushing slightly as he rubbed the back of his head, "Uh... y-yeah, it is." Blu's blush brightened even further, if that was possible.

"Again, Thomas, you really might have gone too far with this." Mike sighed.

"E-ever so slightly." Replied, Thomas with a nervous chuckle.

"Just think how difficult you just made their social lives." Rick said.

"I'm sorry, but, they don't have social lives except with each other." Replied, Thomas.

"Worry not, I'm certain all of us are well within the ranges of our self control." Teddy affirmed.

Bonnie scoffed, "Ha, you say that now shorty and you watch. You'll be the first one sitting in a dark alley with your zipper undone."

"Sh-shorty!?" Teddy repeated, "You're calling me short!? A-and are you implying that I lack self control!?"

"Uh, let's see, yeah! To both of those questions!" Answered, Bonnie.

"Why, you impudent, disrespectful, pompous, moron!" Teddy retorted.

"Big words for a small body!" Bonnie countered.

Teddy growled angrily, "Call me short once more, Bonnie! I dare you to! Do it and you shall regret it!"

"Oh, I'm so scared. What are you gonna do shorty? Bore me to death with vocabulary words!?" Bonnie shouted as he plucked Teddy's nose, causing it to squeak. Teddy grit his teeth, balling up his fists as he prepared to throw a punch.

"Whoa! Whoa! Relax guys!" Freddy exclaimed, stepping between the two. "Bonnie, please, can you not pick on someone for no apparent reason?" Bonnie rolled his eyes, closing them as he raised his chin at Teddy boastfully. Teddy kept his firm glare on the purple bunny.

"I understand, Freddy. And you are just. I should not belittle myself, nor condescend to his pitiful stature." Snapped, Teddy. Bonnie's eyes flew open, an actual vein appearing on the side of his head.

"Oh, so you think you're higher than me, huh, ya fat sucker?" The purple rabbit sneered, lowering his eyes to Teddy's.

"I know I'm higher than you, you egotistical, self absorbed, and perverted idiot." Countered, Teddy, meeting his deep blue eyes with Bonnie's maroon ones. The two growled loudly at each other.

"Alright, calm down you two. We just reunited this morning. We don't need any fights." Said, Freddy.

"Yeah, relax, Boss. Don't let him get to you." Blu stated, patting the light brown bear on his shoulder.

"Bonnie, come on." Said, Chica, "Please don't start picking." Bonnie continued to glare at the shorter bear, standing back up to his full height.

"Fine." Was all he said. Teddy tuned away from the purple bunny, looking to Thomas.

"I no longer wish to stay up tonight. If anyone needs me, you can find me on the show stage." Teddy stated before he stalked off toward his destination.

"Not real cool, Bonnie." Shonnie muttered.

Bonnie glared at Shonnie, "Sure, it's always my fault that arguments start. Just because I say the truth."

"That wasn't true, Bonnie, and you know it." Shaddy interjected. "Teddy is most likely the last one of us to anything as disgraceful such as that."

Bonnie scoffed and turned away, "Whatever, I really don't care. I'm going to sleep."

"Well, this is great. We just got updated and now we're arguing like kids." Chira sneered.

"Aye, bu' ye go' ta admi', Bonnie star'e' tha'." Added, Foxy.

"Perhaps we should all just get a good nights rest." Freddy suggested, "It's been quite a long day for all of us, tiring in a multitude of ways. Hopefully we all will wake up in the morning much more level headed."

"Worth a try." Tg yawned as he stretched his arms. "I'm tired as f*ck. Everyone followed Tg's lead, walking toward the show stage. Mike, Thomas, and Rick decided to stay for the night. Thomas, however, seemed to still be plotting ideas. Tomorrow morning left more to be discovered, for everyone.


A/N: I'm so... so... so... so. so! SORRY! This has to be the longest gap in update ever! I'm sorry guys! I was intending to post much sooner than now, but a lot of things happened, including a severe case of writer's block. But, I'm back now! I apologize that you all had to wait so long to see what was actually going on. Here it is now, though! I promise this will not happen again! I will post a chapter as soon as it is ready. No more writer's block for me.

Additionally, school has started up again, so it is to be expected that things will take a little longer to be released. Both chapters and art. However, I will try to keep you all posted. I apologize once again, I will shorten the gap between posts as best I can.

I hope you all are still enjoying the story, and I hope this chapter encourages you to continue reading. I love you guys! Until next time, live life like an Xplosion! JFlare out!