Bella a Prankster?! Who figured!
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Chapter 4 Getting ready for the pranks
Emmett's POV
"That god damn no good mind reading son of a bitch of a brother is so gonna get it." I said walking into school the next day. I couldn't believe he went and told Mrs. Smith that I hit her car, when it was actually Mike Newton who did it.
"Uh!" I said irradiated
"So dear brother, what did Mrs. Smith give you for punishment for hitting her car?" Edward asked during lunch seating with our family and Bella right beside him.
"You probably know already, so why are you asking?" I said anger clear in my voice.
"Oh, because I didn't tell Bella I wanted her to hear it from you." He said looking proud that he got me in trouble.
"She gave me three weeks of in school suspicion, a week of detention, and a week of helping the janitorial staff, in other words cleaning the restrooms." I said between clinched teeth. Bella and the whole family started laughing at me.
"What's so funny? I don't find any of this funny? I actually find it quit awful." I said looking at each one of my family members and Bella. The last person I laid my eyes on where Edward, who was also laughing up a storm. If he could cry he would be, because that's how hard he was laughing.
"You know what shut up! Shut up!" I said getting up and walking out the cafeteria.
Edwards POV
"Well looks like the big bad Emmett is mad that he's in trouble! Ha!" I said watching my brother storm out of the cafeteria. "He's such a baby sometimes."
"Well you got to admit Edward that was below the belt." Jasper said shaking his head at me.
"Well he didn't think it was below the belt when he sent that transfer student those flowers. Yea he'll get some time for what I said, but I will get followed around by this Michelle for awhile." I said saying her name as if it was a disease. I suddenly heard the girls start laughing.
"What so funny?" I asked as I saw Bella doubled over in laughter.
"Ask Alice." She said between fits of laughter.
"What are you laughing at Alice?" I said sounding annoyed by all the laughing.
"Go…laugh… look… laugh… at…laugh… your car." She said laughing still.
"What? Why?" I asked confused.
"Just do it Edward." Rosalie said laughing.
I got up and headed towards the cafeteria doors everyone close behind. As I walked out to the parking lot I saw a group of kids in a circle surrounding someone's car. WAIT! That's my car!
I started running towards the group and pushed my way to the front of them. As I walked up towards my car there in big black letters was, ONLY GAY GUYS DRIVE VOLVOS!
"Emmett!" I yelled through the parking lot.
Yes dear brother? I heard him say in his mind.
"I'm going to kick you ass, Emmett Cullen!" I yelled not caring that more people where coming.
Come on then! He said sounding as if he disbelieved me.
I stormed off looking for my dumb ass of a brother. He was so going to get it. Nobody messes with my car, and gets away with it.
BPOV
After school I headed down to Port Angles to pick up some 'things' I was going to need for my lovely pranks. During the whole time I kept my mind busy with stupid stuff so Alice wouldn't know what I was up too. Like if animals could talk what would they say about being killed and becoming some humans or a vegetarian vampire's food.
I soon found myself in a car paint shop. "Ok so I know who I'm starting off with first, Emmett. I just need to figure out what I need to get now." I said to myself walking down the aisles of the shop.
"Let's see… I need to get some paint, but not any paint. Paint that would be what Edward and Jasper would use on Emmett's jeep." I said looking at all the colors of paint. I went down the row reading all the paint cans. Red, Blue, Green, Orange, Yellow, Purple, Light Green, Pink, Hot Pink.
"Ah ha! Hot pink it is!" I said grabbing the can and taking it to the casher.
I knew Emmett loved the color red for his jeep so I needed something that would stand out and tick him off at the same time, and hot pink would do the trick.
Edward and Jasper are always picking on him for being to girly. Which I kind or wonder myself. He does have a lot of the Spice Girls and Brittany Spears CDs in his room. I soon remembered when I accidentally walked into his closet one day and found all the CDs every made by the Spice Girls and Brittany Spears stacked all nice and neat, with a huge sign saying YOU TOUCH THEM YOU DIE! Now wonder his brothers question his manliness. I would too!
As I pulled out of the parking lot I headed to a store, but not any store a store that both Alice and Rosalie despised because everything they sold there was too original, which store Wal- Mart!
As I walked in I headed for the clothing aisle and started picking out some clothes that I knew would fit Alice and knew she would hate. I grabbed a small mini black and pink plaid skirt that only Goth girls would wear. I grabbed a black shirt that said Metallica, and some black high top converse that would go with her outfit.
Next I went to the hair products aisle and looked through the colors wanting to which would be good for Rosalie. I ended with two different colors I had to choose from, black and pink. I sat there and quickly and I mean quickly thought how each color would look on Rosalie. Black would make her skin stand out more making people give her complements on how good she looked, and pink would make people give her a second look and ask her why in the world did she dye her hair pink. "Ha! Pink it is!" I said grabbing the color and walking up to the casher.
As I was paying at the register the casher kept checking me out. He would look at me from head to toe, but would occasionally stop at my breast.
"Hey sweetheart do you want to go out sometime?" he asked winking at me. I was stunned; this pimpled face teenager was asking me out. If Edward was here this kid would not be standing right now.
"I… I…" he mistook my shuddering as if I was surprised that I was asked out.
"Its ok baby, I'm real good. I could make your wildest dreams come true." He said blowing me a kiss. That's when I went off on his pimpled face ass.
"Excuse me you would NOT make my wildest dreams come true. You would GIVE me night mares. I will probably not be able to sleep for weeks now." I said shaking at the thought of this kid in my dreams scaring the shit out of me.
"You know there is only one guy who could make my wildest dreams come true, and he is smarter and better looking then you!" I said grabbing my bags and walking away.
I heard the guy gasp as I headed for the door out of the store. I knew I probably hurt his self a stem or something, but I didn't care he had not right to ask me out then tell me he could make my 'wildest dreams' come true. Ha!
I got into my truck and headed home keeping my mind occupied with stupid stuff and until I got home. When I pulled up the drive I noticed Charlie's cruiser parked in front of the house.
I got out and walked up the porch and opened up the door. As I walked in I could hear the T.V. blaring while some game played.
"Hey Bells, is that you?" Charlie asked not taking his eyes off the T.V.
"Yea it's me dad. Sorry I'm late I went to Port Angles after school." I said sitting my supplies in the jacket closet.
"Oh really, what did you get?" he asked still focused on the T.V.
"Oh just some stuff I needed, that's all." I said with a smile. Tomorrow is so going to be fun I thought walking into the kitchen to prepare Charlie's dinner.
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