In this story the kids are 5 years old.
Sam's Club Crazy: Jade goes grocery shopping along with her five hyper, curious children.
It was a Friday afternoon and Jade was on her way to Sam's Club to do some grocery shopping. Jade hates grocery shopping and what makes it worse is that she has to bring all five kids along with her. Beck was at an audition for a movie. The kids had the day off school and Beck's parents (who gladly babysit the kids) are out of town, so Jade had to bring them along with her. Jade was driving a huge SUV with the kids all in the back sitting in their booster seats. When they arrived Jade quickly got them out the truck, and grabbed a shopping cart next to the truck. Thank God Sam's Club shopping carts has two seats Jade took advantage of that by putting the two wildest kids in it, Trina and Cat.
Jade: Alright, you three hold on to the cart.
The kids did what they were told and walked along with Jade into the store.
Cat: Can we get cupcakes!?
Cat pointed to a cupcake display across the store. Jade was studying the shopping list and didn't bother looking up to see what Cat wanted.
Jade: No.
Robbie ran over to a table displayed with cookies.
Robbie: Can we get these?
Noticing Robbie's distant voice, Jade looked up to see where he was.
Jade: No, get back over here.
Robbie walked over to the cart as Tori pointed to the refreshments area.
Tori: Can we get pizza?
Jade: No.
Andre: Can we get some doughnuts?
Jade: No.
The kids all frowned as Jade started her shopping. Jade made it halfway through the store getting things on her list. When she reached the cereal aisle she decided to let the kids pick out the cereal. She took out Trina and Cat from the cart.
Jade: Okay go pick out three boxes of cereal.
The kids ran towards the cereal
Jade: Stay where I can see you!
Jade bent down picking up a pack of water bottles.
Andre: Let's get the frosted flakes.
Tori: Okay.
Tori grabbed a box of frosted flakes cereal.
Cat: Ooh, fruit loops!
Cat grabbed a box of fruit loops cereal, Robbie grabbed a box of captain crunch cereal.
Trina: We're not getting that we're getting apple jacks.
Robbie: Why do you get to choose?
Trina: Because I said so!
Trina took the box of cereal from Robbie, she threw it down to the floor.
Tori: Trina that's not nice.
Trina: Shut up Tori.
Trina grabbed a box of apple jacks cereal, Robbie purposely knocked the box down from Trina's hand.
Andre: Guys stop before mommy sees.
Cat handed Trina the box of cereal she picked out.
Cat: How about we get these?
There was a huge display of Honey Nut Cheerios; Cat grabbed a box from the bottom. When Cat grabbed the box the huge display fell over making a loud noise. Jade heard and quickly pushed the shopping cart over.
Andre: Cat did it!
Jade: I asked you to get cereal and you do this? Put the cereal in the cart!
The kids dropped the boxes in the cat. Jade put Tori and Andre in the cart to give them a break from walking, she put Robbie in the back. Trina and Cat were running ahead.
Trina: Candy!
Cat: Yummy food!
Trina: Can we get these?
Trina held up a box of candy bars.
Cat: Can I play on the ladder.
Cat was running toward a ladder.
Jade: Get back here! Put the candy down!
Trina and Cat came walking back to the cart, both disappointed.
Jade: Hands on the cart.
A lady in the store walked over to Jade.
Lady: Aw, they're all so cute!
Jade: Thanks.
Jade continued pushing the car walking to finish her shopping. The lady walked behind her.
Lady: (smiles) They must be a handful.
Jade: Yeah, they are.
Lady: My grandkids are the same way, they're always-
Jade: Excuse me Lady but, I'm trying to finish shopping, I don't care about your grandkids!
Jade walked away leaving the lady behind. They were near the frozen foods, Tori spotted ice-cream.
Tori: Can we get ice cream mommy?
Jade: No, we have ice cream at home.
Tori: But, I don't like that kind.
Tori started to cry, Trina smirked looking her sister.
Trina: Cry baby!
Tori: (crying) Leave me alone Trina.
Jade: Tori, stop crying and Trina what did I tell you about name calling?
Jade finish her shopping and was now walking in the parking lot. Jade replace Andre with Cat in the shopping cart. Jade was now at the truck helping the kids out the cart and was about to put them in the truck. Andre was standing next to Robbie, something caught his eye, he walked away. Jade opened the back door putting her kids into the SUV one by one.
Jade: One, two, three, four, FOUR!?
Jade looked around in a panic.
Jade: Where's Andre? ANDRE!
Andre came running back to Jade smiling.
Andre: Look, I found a dollar!
Jade snatched the dollar away from Andre.
Jade: Don't you ever walk away again! Do you hear me?
Andre pouted as he nodded his head.
Andre: Sorry mommy.
Jade: (picks up Andre) It's okay, but don't ever do that again you scared mommy.
Andre kissed Jade on her cheek.
Jade: I'm sorry mommy, can I have my dollar back?
Jade handed Andre back his dollar before putting him into his booster seat.
Andre: Thank you mommy.
After strapping in all the kids, Jade loaded the trunk with the groceries, got in the car, and left. A few hours later at home, the kids were taking a nap; Jade was sitting downstairs in the living room on the couch with her laptop writing her next play. Beck came home from his audition. Beck walked into the living room to greet Jade.
Beck: I'm home.
Jade looked up from her laptop to see Beck smiling hard at her.
Jade: Some ones happy, how was the audition?
Beck sat next to Jade, he kissed her.
Beck: I got the role.
Jade: What? How do you know this early?
Beck: They loved me. They said I was the best they've seen all day!
Beck opened the folder he was holding, revealing his script.
Jade: No way! This is great, Beck!
Beck: Working on this movie will get us paid so much money!
Beck and Jade both made a great amount of money but, with five kids it was great to be making extra money. Jade closed her laptop placing it aside.
Jade: Let's celebrate.
Jade seductively kissed Beck on his neck.
Beck: Oh really?
Beck stood up from the couch, he picked up Jade bridal style and carried her up to their room.
You know what happens next.
