Italics are Mr. Krabs

Any dialogue without italics are the players

TURN 4

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Location: Sea Chicken Shack Alley

Home: Sea Chicken Shack Alley

Money: $3

Health: 2/12

Items:

"I think I'll take a jog."

"Are you sure?

"Yeah.

"You will gain an extra max. health point, but you lose that point, as well as your next turn, because you ran out of energy and passed out."

"Ugh…

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Location: Sea Chicken Shack Alley

Home: Sea Chicken Shack Alley

Money: $3

Health: 0/11

Items:

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

Location: Goofy Goober's Alley

Home: Goofy Goober's Alley

Money: $1

Health: 10/11

Items:

Cheap muddy-waterlogged kazoo

"I think I'll want to try again."

"Another dump dive?"

"For another instrument."

"First off, excessive dump diving lowers your max. health, and you find…

"A TISSUE!"

"Can you run the bleep machine?"

"Okay."

"*BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* WATERMELON! *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BlE-

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

Location: Goofy Goober's Alley

Home: Goofy Goober's Alley

Money: $1

Health: 9/10

Items:

A muddy water-logged kazoo

A tissue

SANDY CHEEKS

Location: Goo Lagoon

Home: Chum Bucket Alley

Money: $6

Health: 2/11

Items:

"I want to go home. But I don't think I'm going to make it there."

"So… Whatcha gunner do?"

"I think I'll buy a soda from the Surf Shack."

"What kind?"

"Diet Dr. Kelp."

"It costs $3 dollars. You drink it. You gain 7 health points."

"That's more like it."

SANDY CHEEKS

Location: Surf Shack (Goo Lagoon)

Home: Chum Bucket Alley

Money: $3

Health: 8/11

Items:

PATRICK STAR

Location: Magic Store

Home: Diner Alley

Money: $11

Health: 8/10

Items:

"You're sitting down when the police come to arrest you. What do you do?"

"If I get arrested, I could get daily food."

"You're going to lose this game if you turn yourself in. And if you get arrested, you will not get daily food."

"UGH! I think I'll just run to 'Magic Store' and buy a disguise.

"What kind of clothes?"

"Shirt, pants, shoes, glasses."

"This all equals $20."

"Without shoes?"

"$15."

"I think I'll not buy… pants."

"If you don't, people will recognize your old pants."

"I might just not wear pants."

"You're getting arrested for possessing and selling fish. I think I might make it a law to wear pants."

"Come on. There are fish that run around not wearing anything!"

"FINE! $10!"

"Okay. At least I have underwear."

PATRICK STAR

Location: Magic Store

Home: Diner Alley

Money: $1

Health: 7/10

Items:

Shirt

Glasses