Baby Machine
This chapter will be more humorous. 7 Year old Arcturus wants to know where babies come from. Rated a high level of T just to be safe
7 year old Arcturus sat in the living room with his father. His mother was busy trying to calm an enraged Angelique down. She still wanted revenge against the man that had nearly "killed" her nephew despite the man being in prison for attempted rape and murder of a child. They had come to an agreement that if the man was set free and he opened the box then Angelique could have him.
Anyway, Arcturus looked up at his father. "Dad where do babies come from? And please don't bullshit me…I need to know the truth." Pinhead was startled. But he realized that his son was getting older now and he would discover the truth sooner or later…better sooner because Pinhead wasn't ready to be a Grandfather to his teenage son's child (once Arcturus reached that age).
"Well, you already know the proper parts of the male and female anatomy right? The penis, vagina, breasts…" Arcturus giggled. "yes. But how do the babies get inside the moms?" Pinhed swallowed. "W…w…well… when a man and a woman want to have a child…the man puts his p-p-penis into the woman's 'thing' when he is hard. Stuff comes out and when its inside the woman then it can make a baby." Pinhead said rather quickly.
"This white stuff is cum huh?" Arcturus asked. Pinhead nearly squeaked. "Its called semen. Who told you cum?" He asked. "Uncle Frank….when he said he came all over the wire twin cenobite. Shes got a bigger belly now." Arcturus answered. Pinhead groaned. 'Great. Now one of the twins are pregnant and Frank is not going to man up and be a father to his kid.' Pinhead thought to himself. "The most IMPORTANT thing you must remember if you get a girl pregnant then be a father to your child. Or at least make an attempt to." Pinhead said all joking aside. The elder cenobite remembered his father's treatment of him and even though it wasn't abusive he was neglected. His father just simply did not have nor make the time for his son.
Pinhead vowed if he ever had a son he would make the time for him and be there for him whenever his son (or daughter) should need him. Arcturus nodded seriously. Apparently a child and its raising were serious business. He wouldn't mind having a child or two one day…but putting your thing in a woman? Ewwww. Arcturus wandered off by himself to think things over. A low growl got his attention. One of the demonic dogs was getting ready for birth. Chatterbeast stood at the ready by its mate. Luckily both dogs knew Arcturus so he wouldn't be torn to pieces. He watched in silent wonder as the pups were born. Excited he ran to his father who was talking to Angelique.
"Dad! Auntie! One of the dogs in having birth and its babies are coming out its butt hole! Not its girl part but its butt hole!" Arcturus screeched. "That means you can't poop if you are gonna have a baby or you'll poop it out.!" He added. Pinhead face palmed himself . Angelique had an amused grin on her face. "Good one Xipe. Telling Arcturus that children come out the assholes of females." she chuckled.
"They DO NOT come from that area!" Pinhead yelled. "and no guys can NOT have children so don't even ask!" Pinhead groaned.
"I'm gonna go watch the girl dog poop more babies." Arcturus announced and ran off to observe the miracle of life.
Well now we know where babies come from lol!
Next chapter Arcturus goes to the circus with Female. How will it go?
