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I awoke to the sound of Papyrus shouting at someone.
'GET BACK HERE WITH MY BONE COLLECTION! I NEED TO SEE UNDYNE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GIVE IT BACK! BAD DOG! I WON'T LET YOU BEST ME! SANS HELP!'
'what?' I inquired, 'is the dog giving you a RUFF time again?'
'SANS HELP ME GET MY BONE COLLECTION BACK,' Pap said, obviously irritated at my pun.
'fine PUPyrus. hey dog, would you mind dropping my bro's bones and just stop HOUNDing us because you'll be BARKing up the wrong tree if you don't,' I announced.
'SANS! THAT DOESN'T HELP AT ALL! ALSO DID YOU ACTUALLY PUT A PUN ON MY NAME?' Papyrus asked rhetorically.
I shrugged slightly, 'welp, what can i say pap? that was just a GRReat opportunity for a pun.'
'OH MY GOODNESS SANS! CAN YOU BE SERIOUS FOR ONCE?'
After breakfast, Papyrus suggested that we'd head over to Undyne's house now because he had a cooking lesson now anyways. I agreed, as long as I didn't have to move a muscle. I didn't really know what happened after he picked me up and tucked me under his arm, but soon I was at Undyne's house and he was screaming for me to wake up.
'UNDYNE I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU! I KNOW THAT YOU 'LLDEFINITELY LOVE THIS GIFT! I THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE FINALLY CAPTURED A HUMAN!' Papyrus claimed as he held me up in front of himself.
'sup undyne? i'm actually sans, some stuff happened when i was helping alph and now i look like a human,' I grinned sheepishly.
'ITS THE SEVENTH SOUL, THE FINAL ONE WE NEED TO DESTROY THE BARRIER! FINALLY! Look out surface, HERE I COME!' Undyne hadn't heard me at all.
'you've COD to be kidding me. pap, would you mind telling undyne that it's actually me, she seems to be having a HERRING problem right now,' I asked.
'UNDYNE, THIS IS NOT, IN FACT THE SEVENTH SOUL YOU NEED. IT IS ACTUALLY SANS AND WE HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY JAPING YOU
THIS ENTIRE TIME! NYEH HEH HEH! THE GREAT PAPYRUS STRIKES AGAIN!' Papyrus gleefully exclaimed.
'Wait, WHERE? THAT IS A HUMAN! HOW ARE YOU MISTAKING SANS FOR A HUMAN?' Undyne exclaimed impatiently.
'welp, it's a long story, but i guess i should FILLET you in. i was helping alph on her experiment and i accidentally fell into the beam of light created by the machine we built, which somehow caused me to become a human,' I explained.
'I STILL don't trust you! Papyrus is too TRUSTING of EVERYONE, you can't be the real Sans. The REAL one wouldn't have BOTHERED to come here. Look punk, I don't know what you did to the real one, but all I see is that you're a human and I WILL SHOW YOU NO MERCY!' Undyne exclaimed.
'woah, CLAM down undyne. i can prove that i'm the REEL sans. i remember when you were younger, you had to swim with little inflatables because you were terrified of the water,' I chuckled.
'HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? Maybe you ARE the real Sans. Whatever, it doesn't matter, what does is that YOU'RE A HUMAN AND MUST STOP YOU. Whoever you are, I must fulfil my duty as the royal guard. Prepare yourself because HERE I GO!' Undyne shouted as she launched towards me, spear in hand.
I dodged her, but she spun around and slashed at my soul, turning it green. 'AHA! I have you now! Now you have to face danger HEAD ON!' She remarked.
I glanced around, looking at the spear in my hands. Suddenly, I saw spears flying towards me. They were going quite slowly and I tried to teleport out of the way, but found myself encased in some sort of inescapable magic. Reflexively, I threw the spear out in front of me in an attempt to block her attack. Surprisingly, it worked and I heard her spears bounce off my own. 'heh, welp that went SWIMMINGLY. i guess you wanna have a bad time huh? WHALE, I sure won't FLOUNDER about waiting,' I grinned, feeling determination course through my veins.
I summoned my gaster blasters and prepared an attack, when I felt something wrap around my neck.
'SANS, UNDYNE, I CAN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF WATCHING YOU HURTING EACH OTHER. YOU'RE BOTH SO IMPORTANT TO ME, WHAT WOULD I DO IF I LOST EITHER ONE OF YOU. CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A GROUP HUG AND BE FRIENDS? COME ON GUYS, PLEASE?' Papyrus begged us.
'y'know undyne, pap has a point there. can't we just go to grillby's and talk about it. i don't really want to fight you, couldn't we just take a nap first and sort it out later?' I yawned, all the energy and intent fading out of my body. 'welp, i'm DEAD-tired and feel like a FISH OUT OF WATER right now, so i'm gonna take a nap. wake me up in an hour or so, 'kay.'
'SANS THIS IS NO TIME TO NAP! CAN'T YOU TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY? SANS ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? COME ON-" He cut off when he saw a spear headed towards me. I opened one eye just in time to see the point bury itself into my shoulder. Pain shot through my body and I collapsed.
I gasped, 'pap, i-'
Darkness.
