Hey guys! Sorry that I haven't updated in a while... Let's go on with it! No matter what excuses I have you proabably don't wanna hear it! You're all here for the story anyways!
Me: *sees Claire*
Claire Young: *smiles a toothless grin* Yello!
Me: You seem happy...
Claire Young: Cwaire appy!
Me: Why little Claire?
Claire Young: Pweope rwewiew!
Tweet at Twilight!
Bella: He's not talking to me. Freaking asshole!
Edward: Control, Control. Have some damn control!
Charlie: Dang it! Sue looks so damn good in her heels. Just her heels.
Harry: I know right!
Charlie: Uh-uh!
Harry: ...
Rosalie: I NEED a MIRROR!
Carlisle: I'm starting to regret turning you.
Esme: Someone kill her?
Jasper: Can I? Can I? Can I?
Emmett: She is not that bad...
Alice: Have you seen her naked?
Emmett: You're right! Someone kill her?
Mike: Yipeee. Today I'm gonna ask my girlfriend to go with me to the spring dance... Yipeee.
Bella: Uh-uh. The dumb idiot is following me again. God, what did I do?
Mike: She said no... She said no... She said NO! To ME!
Jessica: Yes!
Eric: So... I'm gonna like ask the new chick if she wants to do it after Spring Dance.
Bella: Ewwwww.
Eric: She said...
Bella: I wouldn't even...
Eric: She's going to...
Bella: Touch that guy...
Eric: Seattle? Well who cares?
Bella: Even if I had to choose between having him or having a dog as a damn pet!
Bella: I think the frustrated dude just stated talking to me again...
Edward: Do not look at her neck! Do not look at her neck! For god's sake EDWARD just forget everything about the DAMN NECK!
Bella: Super confused...
Bella: Stuck behind frustrated bronze dude. If he doesn't move his Volvo is gonna GET IT!
Bella: 5
Bella: 4
Bella: 3
Tyler: Gonna go get my babe to spring dance... Yups!
Bella:2
Tyler: I just asked...
Bella: If the volvo isn't getting it then this dude over here is definitely in for some...
Tyler: I'm taking her to prom...
Bella: Finally..
Me: *asleep on her computer at 00:47 am typing this up*
Mum: Get in bed...
Me: *falls of the chair*
Mum: Get some sleep, like now! Tomorrow you're graduating highschool and then you have your damn finals so you won't be seeing the computer at all untill after 22 june*
Me: Come on, mum!
Mum: I said get in bed.
Me: *takes a moment to type this up* I'm half asleep, tomorrow I have graduation and then damn finals... So I have no idea when the next update is gonna be!
Me: What makes you happy?
Claire: Pweople rweview!
