Hey guys! Sorry that I haven't updated in a while... Let's go on with it! No matter what excuses I have you proabably don't wanna hear it! You're all here for the story anyways!

Me: *sees Claire*

Claire Young: *smiles a toothless grin* Yello!

Me: You seem happy...

Claire Young: Cwaire appy!

Me: Why little Claire?

Claire Young: Pweope rwewiew!

Tweet at Twilight!


Bella: He's not talking to me. Freaking asshole!

Edward: Control, Control. Have some damn control!


Charlie: Dang it! Sue looks so damn good in her heels. Just her heels.

Harry: I know right!

Charlie: Uh-uh!

Harry: ...


Rosalie: I NEED a MIRROR!

Carlisle: I'm starting to regret turning you.

Esme: Someone kill her?

Jasper: Can I? Can I? Can I?

Emmett: She is not that bad...

Alice: Have you seen her naked?

Emmett: You're right! Someone kill her?


Mike: Yipeee. Today I'm gonna ask my girlfriend to go with me to the spring dance... Yipeee.

Bella: Uh-uh. The dumb idiot is following me again. God, what did I do?

Mike: She said no... She said no... She said NO! To ME!

Jessica: Yes!

Eric: So... I'm gonna like ask the new chick if she wants to do it after Spring Dance.

Bella: Ewwwww.

Eric: She said...

Bella: I wouldn't even...

Eric: She's going to...

Bella: Touch that guy...

Eric: Seattle? Well who cares?

Bella: Even if I had to choose between having him or having a dog as a damn pet!


Bella: I think the frustrated dude just stated talking to me again...

Edward: Do not look at her neck! Do not look at her neck! For god's sake EDWARD just forget everything about the DAMN NECK!

Bella: Super confused...


Bella: Stuck behind frustrated bronze dude. If he doesn't move his Volvo is gonna GET IT!

Bella: 5

Bella: 4

Bella: 3

Tyler: Gonna go get my babe to spring dance... Yups!

Bella:2

Tyler: I just asked...

Bella: If the volvo isn't getting it then this dude over here is definitely in for some...

Tyler: I'm taking her to prom...

Bella: Finally..


Me: *asleep on her computer at 00:47 am typing this up*

Mum: Get in bed...

Me: *falls of the chair*

Mum: Get some sleep, like now! Tomorrow you're graduating highschool and then you have your damn finals so you won't be seeing the computer at all untill after 22 june*

Me: Come on, mum!

Mum: I said get in bed.

Me: *takes a moment to type this up* I'm half asleep, tomorrow I have graduation and then damn finals... So I have no idea when the next update is gonna be!


Me: What makes you happy?

Claire: Pweople rweview!