I decided that I should explain some of what happens to the other characters and such. Boy, I keep author's notes brief.


While Dave relaxed in the backseat, watching Gamzee's rather pitiful advances, a young girl stood before an antique shop. She admired her new body, gained from a month of nothing but severe Equius workouts and the magic of modern surgery. The girl was able to lose all of the weight that had plagued her for so long. Vriska could almost fall in love with herself at this point. "Finally, I can get John to notice me." She said to her reflection. Her new dress (that Kanaya created out of pride for her) was made especially to gain the attention of the rather innocent young boy.

The young lady half skipped the rest of the way to John's house, ready to get him in her clutches. When she got to the door and was about to knock, she was met by John's sister, Jane. Jane blinked at her and put a hand on her chin. Who could this pretty girl be? she thought complacently. It took her a full 2 minutes of staring at her dress to realize who it was. "Oh, hey Vriska, you look, erm, very nice today!" Jane exclaimed, rather surprised by her transformation. She began to walk away from the young girl in front of her and gave her a gentle nudge inside.

"John is in the living room practicing his piano." She called to her. Jane jumped into her car and was about to drive off. "Oh yeah, and he's minding the house too." Jane winked at her and drove off, possibly delivering food to a certain man in sunglasses. Vriska was left in the hall of John's house, blushing a bit. She soon regained her composure and stepped into his living room.

She found the boy playing a haunting piano refrain. The floor around him was almost booby trapped with various gags and clever disguises. Vriska gingerly stepped around the loud sound making rubber chickens, and tapped John's shoulder. She was met with a pie to the face. Taken aback, she could only blink in surprise.

"Heh, heh I sure fooled you Vri-"John stopped talking as he turned around to face Vriska. "Did you lose weight?" Vriska nodded her head, lapping up some of the pie with her tongue. John stared at her face for a few moments then shrugged. He got up from his seat and went to his record collection. Looking through the various records, he found a classic "I'm A Member of The Midnight Crew" and put it in. Content with the music playing, he turned back towards Vriska. "Wanna play toy soldiers?" he asked with his goofy grin.

"Sure whyyyyyyyy not." Vriska said, covering her mouth in realization her bad habit of drawing out sentences still remained. John didn't notice, as usual, and rushed up the stairs to get his toy soldiers. As he walked up the stairs he tripped a bit, and muttered something that sounded like "I told you…" then went the rest of the way. Vriska was left in the living room, tapping the keys of the piano in a melancholy fashion. In her mind, she was thinking that she didn't lose 413 pounds just to not have him notice her.

She decided to use her secret weapon. As John came down the stairs, he set up the toy soldiers and looked at them in glee. "We can play D&D later Vris, if you want." He said as a way to make her happier. The prospect was tempting, but she had to try this out. Soon, the game was in full swing with imaginary gunshots and war cries heard. Vriska tried to seduce John with her cleavage, but he was too naïve to notice and thought it was a dance. So, that is where we leave them, dancing. Vriska could not decide if she was happy or sad.


Oh yeah, and special thanks to a friend of mine, Nuka-Cola. Good thing she caught the fact that Vriska needed an explanation to why she lost all that weight. Yur teh best.