Allow me to list the Gaia Memories and Equipment that Kamen Rider New Joker, this fic/preview's main Rider(And probably only one), has.
Equipment: New Double Driver(Also known as Joker Driver), Joker Blade(Available in Xtreme Form. Uses a Joker Memory to be activated, gain new powers if one more Gaia Memory are inserted)
Gaia Memories(Powers): T3 and T2 Joker Memory(Increase Physical Powers*Jump, Strength etc*), T3 Cyclone Memory(Wind), T3 Heat Memory(Fire), T3 Luna Memory(Stretch, possible power: Illusions), T3 Fang Memory(Fang Weapons, Increase in Strength and Speed), T3 Ice Age Memory(Ice), T3 Ocean Memory(Water), T3 Yesterday Memory(Limited Time Travel and the powers of the Yesterday Dopant), T3 Zone Memory(Teleport), T3 Xtreme Memory(Transform New Joker into New Joker Xtreme).
There you have it. Kamen Rider New Joker's Gaia Memories and Equipment. The New Double Driver looks exactly the same as the Double Driver, but it can work if ONE Gaia Memory is inserted into the slot on the left. The one on the right will give the Kamen Rider powers from the other Gaia Memory that was inserted on the right slot. Hope you enjoy it!
This is story/preview will be told in Hiro's P.O.V.(He's one of the main protagonist in this story. Get it? Hiro, hero)
I was walking around Fuuto City, minding my own business. Dad and Uncle Philip were solving another Dopant Case without me, again. Sheesh. Dad says he's Hardboiled, but he worries about me way to much. At least with Uncle Philip around I can at least transform and fight Dopants. Even if the ones I fight are considered weak compared to the Dopants dad and Uncle Philip fights.
*KABOOM!*
Digal Corporation, the building that used to make Gaia Memories, just... exploded! Just like that! And I mean the whole building! Not just the ground floor. Wait... what am I doing? I'm suppose to help people now! I ran to the nearest injured civilian. He looked like he injured his leg. But then, he took out one of those unrefined Gaia Memories. But... this Zone Memory... it looked different somehow.
"ZONE!" said the memory.
He inserted it into his neck via Living Connector, transforming into the small Zone Dopant. He then teleported me to who knows where while managing to knock me out.
I opened my eyes. I quickly got up and look at my surroundings. I'm in forest, considering the fact there was trees everywhere and no giant windmills in sight.
'Don't panic Hiro. That Zone Dopant must've send you to the nearest forest. No sweat. All I have to do is get a good cell phone reception and I'll be back at Fuuto in no time,' I thought.
I took out my New Double Driver or Joker Driver as the Dopants call it. I attached it to my waist, and took out the T3 Joker Memory.
"JOKER!" said the memory.
"Ore⦠henshin," I whispered, transforming into Kamen Rider New Joker.
I look no different than the original Kamen Rider Joker, except my Driver looked like the Double Driver instead of the Lost Driver. I then took out another memory. The T3 Cyclone Memory in fact.
"CYCLONE!" said the memory, before I inserted it into the right side of the New Double Driver. I tilted the two slots again.
"CYCLONE! JOKER!" said the belt, playing the Cyclone Tune before the Joker Tune while the purple part of my armor slowly changed into green.
When the song was finished not only every single part of purple on the armor was green but I now have the Windy Stabilizers equipped. This is Kamen Rider Cyclone Joker! I used the mufflers(At different times that thing is shown long. In New Joker's case it's long) as wings and flew into the sky using the Cyclone Memory's wind powers. I couldn't see any form civilization.
"Great," I muttered.
Using the Cyclone Memory's powers, I flew to a random direction. A few minutes later, I saw a small town. I landed into the forest below and powered down.
'That's impossible. There's no small town that's near Futo. The Zone Dopant teleportation has a limit. Unless,' I thought.
I quickly thought back to the Zone Memory that the Dopant used. It was different than the usual Zone Memories. This one was different. It had a stylized A behind it. If I think about it, I think the Memory said "ALTERNATE!" while it said "ZONE!". Aw crap. Don't tell me that I'm stuck in another world! Great. I don't think I'll be able call Dad. And if I can't call Dad, he can't call Decade. And if Decade doesn't know I'm stuck on another world, I'm stuck here forever!
"This is why you always need me. You can't think straight when you're under pressure," a voice said behind me.
I turn my head around, and saw Philip. And I don't mean Uncle Philip, I meant his son Philip Junior. And he was also my partner. The guy looks exactly like his father when he was a teen. Except... he was taller than me now. And looked a little bit older.
"Hey Philip," I said, turning my head again before turning my whole body facing Philip.
"WHAT THE F*CK!-? You're suppose to be dead!" I exclaimed, pointing at him.
"Ah. Grandfather said in the future that you'll be transported into another world. As such, as soon as that certain Zone Memory was created, Grandfather send my data into the Memory. When you disappeared, I followed you by transferring myself into my Cyclone Memory," explain Philip.
"And you have a body because... ?" I ask, crossing my arms.
"This is another world Hiro. By being here, we changed the 'story' of this world, as such, to fit into the new story, the world gave me a new body,"
"And you're taller than me because fate wants to be cruel to me again?"
"No. I'm technically 28 in this world,"
"Say what!-? No fair!"
"You didn't lost your body. So the world didn't gave you a 28's year old body," said Philip, sticking his tongue at me. Kami I hate it when he does that.
"Gr... . How about, we just go into town? Before I punch you in the face," I said, growling.
"Of course," said Philip, acting polite to me all of a sudden. I think spending time with his grandparents and aunts in our Earth's Core messed with his brain.
So we walked into town. People keep staring at us. I don't know why though. Was it our clothes? Nah. We're practically wearing the same clothes they were. Was it the WindScale logo on my fedora? I knew it was a bad fedora! But... maybe it was because a 28 year old was following an 18 year old instead of taking lead.
"Hey Philip, you know why the people keep staring at us?" I ask loudly so they can hear. When they heard, they started minding their own business again.
"It's because of the WindScale logo on your fedora," said Philip.
Then an explosion happened. We nodded at each other before running at the direction where the explosion happened. When we arrived, we saw that some-sort of Merman was strangling an old man, well close to old anyway.
"Hey! Knock it off!" I said.
"Hm? Well, you two are definitely not from here," said the Merman.
"Hey... you're... ," I said, recognizing the Merman.
"That's right! I'm Arlong the Merman! I see you've hear of me," said Arlong, smirking.
"Give us a minute," I said, turning mine and Philip's body so we can discuss this in private.
"Isn't that Arlong from the One Piece manga?" I whispered to Philip.
"We're in an alternate world. We must've landed in a world where One Piece is real and none of the people of the modern world exist," whispered Philip.
"Hey. You done talking yet? Cause I want you out of my island now," said Arlong.
"Oh. We're done talking alright," I said, attaching the New Double Driver to my waist. A copy of it appeared in Philip's waist. We took out our memories.
"CYCLONE!" said the Cyclone Memory.
"JOKER!" said the Joker.
"Oretachi... ," we started to say in perfect unison, with Philip put the Cyclone Memory into the right slot, which was transferred into my right slot. I fully inserted the memory into the slot while putting the Joker Memory into the left slot.
... henshin!" we said in perfect unison again while I tilted the slots, making a W-shaped belt buckle.
"CYCLONE! JOKER!" said the belt, playing a familiar tune while transforming me into Kamen Rider New Joker, Cyclone Form while Phillip fainted. This from is also known as the Cyclone Joker is I henshined by myself.(The change is by himself, forms would be called Kamen Rider *Name of other Memory* Joker. While with Philip the forms would be called Kamen Rider New Joker, *Name of Memory* Form)
"Oretachi wa... Kamen Rider New Joker... ," we said in perfect unison, again.
"Nani? What are you? Some kind of W monster?" ask Arlong, taking notice of the W on my helmet.
"Says the ugly Merman," I commented, pissed off that he had a nerve to call me monster.
"WHY YOU... !" he yelled, charging at us blindly.
"Somebody take care of my body for me," said Philip, using my mouth, even though his voice came out.
"Hey Phillip. Don't go using my mouth just like that. I'm still getting use to this after all this time," I said.
"Sorry Hiro. Force of habit," apologized Philip.
"No problem. Just wait until I... HOLY CRAP!" I swore, barely dodging Arlong.
"Grandfather said that people shouldn't use profanity Hiro," commented Philip.
"Not the time Phillip!" I said, dodging Arlong sword swipe. That thing was huge! I thought it was only long. Hey wait, long. Arlong. I would've chuckled if it wasn't the fact I was dodging for my life!
"He's a Merman Hiro. So this Memory is the best choice," said Philip, switching the Cyclone Memory with the Heat Memory before tilting the slots.
"HEAT! JOKER!" said the belt, playing the Heat/Joker tune while the green lines were slowly replace with red and the Windy Stabilizers disappeared. This is Kamen Rider New Joker, Heat Form! Also known as the Heat Joker.
Arlong swung his sword again, but this time a grabbed the blade of the sword, and heated with the powers of the Heat Memory. Arlong hand glowed bright red before he let go of his sword, blowing his hand in an attempt to cool it.
"Ha! Guess the rumors weren't true. The great Arlong isn't great at all!" I said cockily.
"What rumors?" ask Philip telepathically.
"Just go along with it," I said telepathically.
"I wonder if the rumors were true about Arlong having a great cartographer in his crew?" said Philip, using my mouth. Again!
It took me 5 weeks to get used to him talking with my mouth and it was plain torture! I always interrupts our fight and ruins our synch! Gah! I hope we find a way to speed this up. Wait, maybe the Yesterday Memory can, no wait it only works in the past. WHEN WILL YOU STOP BEING CRUEL TO ME FATE!-? WHEN!-?
"It's probably true," I said calmly, knowing that it is true, even though I'm having a little mental breakdown at the moment.
"Why you... ! What makes you think that she will join you?" ask Arlong.
"... . I think it's obvious you idiotic Merman," I said, this time my brain finally calm down and I lifted him and punched him in the gut, my fist covered in flames.
"Beating you will not only release this village but also making it easier for her to join us," said Phillip. Hey wait... I'm not bothered that he used my mouth anymore! Yes! Thank you Kami!
"But... you have to beat my crew!" said Arlong, getting up like he wasn't injured at all and smirking.
"Hm... I think that's been covered," I said, looking behind me only to see the Straw Hats already beaten the all of Arlong Pirates except Nami.
"... . F*ck!" said Arlong, starting to run away, before he realized something and hold Philip's body.
"One move and I'll cut your friends head in half!" he said, forgetting that he doesn't have any bladed weapons at the moment.
"... . Are you blind AND stupid?" me and Philip ask.
Oddly, two voices coming from my mouth didn't felt weird at all. Arlong looked confuse before he realized he doesn't have a weapon before one of conscious Arlong Pirates threw him his sword. Sanji kicked the pirate on his head, this time making sure the pirate was knocked out.
"You were saying?" said Arlong, smirking.
"... . Hey look! What's that!" I said, pointing up towards the sky.
"Huh?" everyone looked to the sky except me and Phillip. Is everyone in this world gullible?
"LUNA! JOKER!" said the New Double Driver after I switched the Heat Memory with the Luna Memory.
Setting in the Luna/Joker tune, the red part of the armor excluding the eyes pieces changed into yellow until the song ends. This was Kamen Rider New Joker, Luna Form! Also known as the Luna Joker. Using the Luna Memory powers, my arms stretch and grabbed Phillips body, pulling it into safety.
"Did you just call me an it?" ask Phillip angrily.
"Sorry," I apologized.
I gave the body to Luffy.
"Take care of it for me," I said.
"Stop calling my body an it," said Philip.
"Well you always call MY body an it whenever we use Fang Joker!" I argued.
"Well then, let's make a deal. I'll stop calling your body an it when we use Fang Joker while you stop calling my body an it every time we use the other forms," said Philip.
"Deal," I said, not noticing that Luffy had a HUGE grin on his face.
"Hey! Wanna join my crew!-?" ask Luffy excitingly, accidentally shaking Philip's body in the process.
"First. Stop shaking my body. Second... that's up to my partner," said Philip.
"Um... sure?" I said awkwardly, even though joining the Straw Hats Pirates was our plan ever since finding out what world we were in.
"Yeah! We finally gotten a musician!" said Luffy happily.
"What the HELL!-? I'M NOT A MUSICIAN YOU IDIOT!" I yelled.
"Really? But you always sing in your room when you think no one is in the house," said Philip.
"How the f*ck did you know that? You don't live in my house," I said, temporarily forgetting the fact he could just read my habits in the Gaia Library.
"Me and Dad always sneak into your house so we can eat your mother's cookies," said Philip, causing my whole view of him and his father to change.
Can you blame me? He and his father sneaks to my house to eat my mother's cookies! Well... I can't blame them... . Considering the fact that his mother's cookies or any other sweets she makes kills anything that eats them.
"Can I just be the helmsman instead?" I ask Luffy.
"What's a helmsman?" ask Luffy, causing me and and his crew to do a face fault.
"IT'S THE GUY WHO STEERS THE SHIP! YOU DUMBASS!" I yelled.
"HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT!-?" yelled the Straw Hats.
"Really? We need someone to steer the ship?" ask Luffy.
"YOU CAN'T EXPECT RANDOM CREW MATES TO DRIVE THE SHIP YOU MORON!" yelled the Straw Hats.
"Don't just ignore me you fools!" said Arlong, charging at us.
"Go freeze," me and Philip said in perfect unison. We took out the Luna Memory and switched it with this one.
"ICE AGE! JOKER!" said the belt, playing a tune like chilling breeze flew by and then the Joker tune while the yellow part of the armor became light blue. This is Kamen Rider New Joker, Ice Age form! Also known as the Ice Age Joker.
I raised my hand at the charging Arlong, gathering cold air. I then shot it at Arlong, freezing him completely.
"Luffy... kill him," I said.
"What are you doing?" ask Philip.
"Just... trying an experiment," I said.
"Nani!-? Why? He's beaten!" said Luffy in surprise.
"He's the enemy. We have to kill the enemy or they'll just hunt us down and try to get their revenge, being a pain in the ass in the process. Or... would you prefer them targeting your love ones?" I ask.
"Harsh," said Philip.
"Yeah well, you're usually harsh before. Remember?" I ask.
"*Sigh* Yes. Interesting. Can people sigh in their heads?" ask Philip to himself.
"Do your little look up later," I said, not in the mood to go into the Gaia Library, or this world version of it.
"... ," Luffy was silent and had a serious look on his face.
"Luffy," said his nakama worriedly, as they never seen Luffy so serious before.
"I'll ask you again Luffy. Will you kill Arlong here and now or will you walk away, not only sparing him but also giving him the chance to attack your friends and family?" I ask.
"... . How do you know my name?" he ask, causing me and everyone in the vicinity to face fault.
"WHAT THE HELL!-? MAKE THE CHOICE DAMMIT! DON'T TRY TO DISTRACT ME!" I yelled.
"But Arlong already thaw himself out," said Luffy, pointing at where Arlong is, or probably was.
"Rubberman say what now?" I turned my head around and saw what Luffy said was true. Arlong had thaw himself out. We heard chuckling from above and saw him holding Nojiko hostage on a rooftop.
"You almost scared me there. You should've finish me off while you had the chance. Now... either leave this island or she gets it," threaten Arlong, his sword near Nojiko's neck.
"That's dirty you know that?" I said in a low voice.
"Hmph. So what? You think just because you're some kind of W monster... ," he started talking, but I interrupted him.
"You're calling ME a monster!-? What about you!-? You took over this island for your own benefit and you're planning to take over East Blue! You don't have the right to call me a monster punk!" I yelled.
"Hiro. Calm down," said Philip.
"Sorry. Never realize this guy could be a bastard," I said.
"*Chuckles* You think you're so great don't ya? I'm a Merman! You fighting me is like you're fighting nature itself fool!"
"... . Fighting nature itself? *Scoffs*Whatever. You're saying that I'm fighting nature. Why don't you hear this?" I said, drawing out all of my memories that I wasn't using.
"JOKER!" "CYCLONE!" "HEAT!" "LUNA!" "OCEAN!" "YESTERDAY!" "ZONE!" "XTREME!"(Note, T3 Xtreme Memory is shaped like a normal memory)
This... cause Arlong smirking face to a one of shock. Most of these memories gave me and Philip the power of nature, and others which belong to the Earth itself. And then Fang appeared, attacking Arlong's hand, causing him to drop his sword and let go of Nojiko, who ran away as fast as she could, and jump itself right in front my legs. I powered down and stored the other memories into hammer-space(Or whatever it's called) and I undid the transformation. Philip woke up and walked calmly next to me. We glared at Arlong.
"Saa... omae no tsumi wo kazoero!" we said in perfect unison again.
"Count my sins? You fools! I'm Merman! You're just puny humans! You should be under my control!"
"If that's really true... than why aren't the other Merman following your cause? Because what you're doing is wrong. And we'll punish you for it. Come Fang!" said Philip, sticking out a hand.
Fang jump to Philip's hand and position itself. Philip then transform it into Memory Mode, and tossed it carelessly to his right hand. He then pressed the button on the memory, making it say "FANG!". I took out the T3 Joker Memory and pressed the button on it, causing it to say "JOKER!". I inserted the Joker Memory into my side of the New Double Driver and it turned into data, transferring into Philip's copy. Philip fully inserted it and inserted the Fang Memory as well, but didn't tilted the slots yet.
"Oretachi... henshin!" we said in, again, perfect unison while Philip tilted the slots, making a dinosaur head over his slot.
"FANG! JOKER!" said the belt, playing the Fang/Joker tune while Philip transformed into Kamen Rider New Joker, Fang Form.
This was also known as the Fang Joker. But he was different from all the other New Joker forms. He looked like dad's and Uncle Philip's Fang Joker form, but he was fully black with white lines instead of fully white with black lines. And then I realize that I was now inside Philip's body. I suddenly felt heavier than normal.
"Philip... maybe we should use my body instead," I ask.
"Why?" he ask.
"Cause I'm not used to a 28 year old body," I explain.
"Too bad for you then,"
"YOU JERK!"
"Oretachi wa... Kamen Rider New Joker, Fang Form," said Philip, because I was sulking at the moment.
"You thought you were facing a monster... you got a little devil instead," continued Philip. He's still calling himself that?
"A little devil? Please. You obviously... ," Arlong couldn't finish his sentence Philip kicked him, hard.
"YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!"
"Please. You keep saying that but you didn't really kill me yet," said Philip.
"He's gonna try throw you off your high horse your 'Majesty'," I said.
"He can try," said Philip. I hate it when he get's like this.
"!" yelled Arlong charging at us.
What happened next wasn't pretty. So I'll spare you the details and tell you that Philip used Arm Fangs and Shoulder Fangs to torture and punish Arlong. He ended it with the Maximum Drive, Joker Stritzer, killing Arlong in the process. Philip turn around and slowly walked away.
"Wasn't that TOO cruel Philip?" I ask.
"No. He needed to be punish," said Philip, jumping back to the ground.
"Yeah sure, but... killing him with a Maximum Drive AFTER you tortured him and giving him what could be the most brutal beating ever? I that's too cruel," I said.
"Then you're too naive," said Philip, undoing our transformation.
"Oh. I'm naive!-? In case you've forgotten, naivety saved some of our clients!" I yelled.
"This isn't getting us anyway," said Philip, ending our argument. This is one of the things I hate about him. Ending an argument just like that.
"Um... thank you?" Nami said awkwardly.
"No problem. Besides, we were looking for you," I said.
"Me?"
"Well... technically, your crew mates. We wanted to join you,"
"And just HOW do you know we exist? We just started and don't even have bounties on our heads yet," ask Zoro.
"Oh. We have resources," said Philip, making Zoro annoyed. Looks like I'm not the only one who thinks that Philip is annoying. But he has his moments where he isn't a 'I-know-a-lot-of-things-so-I'm-better-then-you' jerk.
"Um... how about we just leave before we somehow end up destroying the village?" I ask.
"Good idea," said Nami and Usopp, seeing that Zoro was about to punch Philip who was annoying Zoro.
And that's a wrap. Hope you enjoyed it. I'll probably do another Kamen Rider New Joker fic/preview. Oh just in case you're going to ask in your review, Hiro looks like an younger version of Shotaro.
