Chapter 4
Out in the ring, Dolph Ziggler and his tag team partner Jack Swagger were in the ring, about to run another promo on the mic. Oh, and Vickie was there, too...
"Excuse me!" she cried.
The crowd began booing even more loudly just to annoy her like they always did.
"I SAID, EXCUSE ME!" she screamed. Her voice sounded worse than cats dying.
"Have you people noticed something lately?" Dolph said with a pause while the audience continued booing him. "Like, I dunno, maybe how damn dead this tag team division has become? It's desperately in need of a repair, but then again, Jack and I may have had something to do with that. Y'see, this division has swindled to virtually nothing because Swagger and I have dominated and crushed the competition!"
The audience continued booing them while Swagger was yelling for everyone to shut up.
"Yeah, yeah, don't hate. You people love us for that and you know it." the former Spirit Squad member continued. "But Jack and I are here tonight to issue an open challenge. Any tag team there in the back who thinks that they're man enough to come out here and face us, get your asses out to this ring so that we, the future of the WWE can crush you, too!"
The crowd looked towards the Titantron in suspense as they grew fairly quiet. After a quiet pause, The Guns theme song began playing and the crowd roared in approval.
"Hundred miles an hour on a dead end road
I need a little Detroit in my soul
Every night's hotel a different name
It's part of the game
Everybody wants to be just like me
Fame and fortune is their fantasy
I gotta get back where the life was pretty
Rockin all the way to the Motorcity
Motorcity, motorcity, motorcity, I'm rockin' all the way to the motorcity..."
Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin stopped up at the ramp, Chris making his 'guns' pose while Alex posed a thumbs up, before the two looked at each other, nodded, and both sped down the ramp, sliding in the ring. Before Ziggler and Swagger could react, Shelley and Sabin began throwing punches at the two, nearly knocking them off of their feet.
The crowd continued cheering as the Guns double teamed Swagger by performing a double high kick on him, sending the All American American over the ropes and out of the ring, landing on Vickie who was ringside. "MY LEG!" she cried (like that fish dude in Spongebob always does). Shocked that this was happening, Dolph quickly looked back and forth between the Guns before he was about to slide out of the ring and hide like a wuss, but Sabin stopped him. He smirked and waved an accusing finger at him before grabbing Ziggler by the neck and holding him in a standing reverse headlock, as Shelley climbed the top turnbuckle. He signaled to the fans as they went wild, before frog splashing down on Ziggler's body.
As he crashed to the mat and then rolled out of the ring onto the floor, the Guns raised their arms in victory while the crowd went batshit crazy. Vickie, Swagger, and Ziggler all limped back up towards the ramp, when the Guns asked for two microphones.
"Hey, hey, wait, listen!" called Alex as the three stopped and glared at them from behind the ring. "Don't be upset cause we kicked your asses. You asked for a challenge and you got one."
"Wait, dude, we better introduce ourselves before the gloating starts." replied Chris. "See, my name is Chris Sabin-"
"And I'm Alex Shelley. But we're better known as Detroit's own Motor City Machine Guns!" he exclaimed as the crowd cheered once again.
"Swags, Ziggs, listen up. We're here to stay, and as for the future? Well, the future of the WWE just finished beating the hell outta you! Hit our music!" Chris concluded, dropping the mic as their theme blasted through the arena.
"MCMG! MCMG! MCMG! MCMG!" the crowd cheered as the Guns stood on each end of the ring and posed for them.
Business was DEFINITELY picking up.
