Mari: I've been hit with inspiration!
Mimi: No… you mean some one wrote in.
Michelle: M rated Yaoi dares?
May: You know it! Bitches!
Everyone: We're done for…
Lilly: The girls are safe…
Girls: Yay!
Miyuki: All but Ana.
Ana: Shit!
Michelle: Our stuff;
Errmmm how should I do this... Truths: Claus: Is it true that you want to FCK Lucas? Lucas: Do you love Ness? Ness: Do you love Pokey? Ninten: Are you a yaoi Fanboy? Dares: Ness: Go into the closet with Lucas for hmm... an hour. Ninten: French Kiss Ana for a minute Claus: Make out with Lucas and see how Ness reacts Lucas: Show us your dick Ness: Have sex with Lucas Claus :Have sex with Ninten All: YAOI TIEM!
All the boys: Can we please get a break!
Fangirls: Nope!
Mari: We shall begin… Claus: Is it true that you want to FCK Lucas?
Hinawa: -Death Stare-
Claus: Heh… I…
Hinawa: That's it Claus! You're grounded! Now, let's go!
Mimi: Sorry, Hinawa… You can't do that…
Hinawa: He's my son! I can do what I want with him.
Michelle: -Shoots Hinawa-
Claus and Lucas: Mom!
Flint: Hinawa!
May: She'll be fine in about… three hours.
Lilly: So, Claus… Answer the question!
Claus: Yeah…
Fangirls: Hah! –Squeal-
Lucas: O/O
Mari: -Shoves Claus and Lucas into an empty room- Remember boys! You're on camera!
Mimi: Mari… -_-
May: Next up! Lucas: Do you love Ness?
Lucas: … Well… I… Uh… Yes… Now please let me out…
Ness: Honestly… this is getting confusing…
Michelle: It's only because we're fans of Earthbound Yaoi, from every angle shape and size. Hell, I believe that you, Ness, are the one guy that can be shipped with anyone!
Ness: O_O
Lilly: Let's move on… Ness: Do you love Pokey?
Ness: No! I hate that monster!
Pokey: You love me and you know it.
Ness: I hate you!
Pokey: I'll prove it… -Tackles Ness to the ground-
Ness: No!
Mari: STOP! You guys can't do that here; we don't want these girls losing their innocence.
Mimi: I'm going to change the subject…
Pokey: Ness, go in that room.
Ness: Fine…
Mari: Go into that room you two.
Pokey: -Goes in with Ness-
Mari: -Closes and locks the door-
Michelle: Next up on the list… Ninten: Are you a yaoi Fanboy?
Ninten: -Drooling-
May: I'd take that as a yes…
Ness: -Comes out of the room- Okay… I love Pokey…
Pokey: That's right.
Lilly: ^_^ Thank you for the Fangasms.
Pokey and Ness: O_o
Miyuki: Next up… Dares! The first one is Ness: Go into the closet with Lucas for hmm... an hour.
Mimi: We can't do that yet…
Mari: What? Why?
Lilly: Lucas is still with Claus…
Michelle: -Has camera ready- I'm gunna go check on them… -Walks into room-
Mari: Meanwhile… Ninten: French Kiss Ana for a minute.
Ninten: But I'm –Is French Kissed by Ana-
Mimi: Awesome.
Michelle: -Comes out with blood coming out of her nose-
May: What happened?
Michelle: -Shows May the video-
May: -Nosebleed-
Lilly: Show me!
Michelle: How bout I show everyone…?
May: Good idea my devil of a sister!
Michelle: -Puts video on the flat screen-
Video: Is simply Claus fucking Lucas.
Everyone: -Nosebleed-
Michelle: -Turns off video- I'm making an oneshot for that!
Mimi: Next on the list… Claus: Make out with Lucas and see how Ness reacts.
Ness: -Has a knife- Claus is gunna die…
Miyuki: That… made sense… Next! Lucas: Show us your dick.
Mari: That already happened… X3
Mimi: Next…
Lucas and Claus: -Come out of the room fully clothed and blushing-
Fangirls: ^=^
Claus and Lucas: Um? W-what?
Ness: You're gunna die…
Lilly: No! Ness you will this next dare!
Ness: Really?
Michelle: Ness: Have sex with Lucas.
Lucas: … (My poor ass)
Ness: -Picks up Lucas- Alright… you win Fangirls… -Walks into the newly dubbed sex room-
Miyuki: ^_^ this is getting good! Next up Claus: Have sex with Ninten.
Ninten: Uh… Claus-kun…
Claus: Alright… Nity… Come on. –Walks into the other sex room-
Ninten: -Follows Claus-
Mari: A lot of sex in this chapter…
Mimi: Anyway… All: YAOI TIEM!
All the girls: Whoooooo!
-Insert Yaoi M rated yumminess here- (another oneshot that will be coming soon)
All the girls: ^_^
Fangirls: Next set! ^_^
MAH time to shine Truth: Poo: why were you named Poo and were you teased about? Ness: Why the red cap? Lucas: Has Alec/Wess ever touched you were the sun don't shine? Pokey: Why are you obsessed about pigs? Dare: Pokey: Do the Truffle shuffle! Ness, Ninten, and Lucas: Make out for a full minute with no shirts. Kumatora: Use PSI and set Lucas on fire Claus: Lick Lucas
Everyone: Only one Yaoi dare!
Miyuki: First… Poo: why were you named Poo and were you teased about?
Poo: Where I come from, Poo is a warrior's name. They found a large amount of potential in me, so they named me Poo… And I wasn't ever teased about it, in fact a lot of people worship me.
Mari: Prince Poo?
Poo: Yes?
Mari: I'd hate to set off on the wrong foot… but… -Glomps Poo-
Poo: -_-
Mimi: Next, Ness: Why the red cap?
Ness: It was given to me when I was little… I guess I just kept it because of the semimetal value…
May: How sweet… Lucas: Has Alec/Wess ever touched you were the sun don't shine?
Alec and Wess: We would never!
Lucas: Yes…
Michelle: Mari. –Sticks out hand-
Mari: -Digs into pocket and digs out a twenty, then hands it to Michelle-
Michelle: -Takes the twenty- Thank you.
Miyuki: Pokey: Why are you obsessed about pigs?
Pokey: Wha-? I am not!
Mari: Hah, right. Pokey: Do the Truffle shuffle!
Pokey: NO!
Mimi: works for me! Ness, Ninten, and Lucas: Make out for a full minute with no shirts.
Ness, Ninten, and Lucas: -Shirtless and making out-
Michelle: Get the camera!
Miyuki: -Records-
Mimi: Youtube is gunna love us!
Mari: Minute is up… D:
Lilly: Next up… Yay!
May: What?
Lilly: Kumatora: Use PSI and set Lucas on fire.
Kumatora: Gladly. PK Fire Alpha!
Lucas: Ouch! My pants are on fire! Help! –Runs around screaming like the Uke he is-
Fangirls: We're done for now! Over 1000 words too! And remember… REVIEW!
Everyone else: NO! Don't review!
