Mari: I've been hit with inspiration!

Mimi: No… you mean some one wrote in.

Michelle: M rated Yaoi dares?

May: You know it! Bitches!

Everyone: We're done for…

Lilly: The girls are safe…

Girls: Yay!

Miyuki: All but Ana.

Ana: Shit!

Michelle: Our stuff;

Errmmm how should I do this...

Truths:

Claus: Is it true that you want to FCK Lucas?

Lucas: Do you love Ness?

Ness: Do you love Pokey?

Ninten: Are you a yaoi Fanboy?

Dares:

Ness: Go into the closet with Lucas for hmm... an hour.

Ninten: French Kiss Ana for a minute

Claus: Make out with Lucas and see how Ness reacts

Lucas: Show us your dick

Ness: Have sex with Lucas

Claus :Have sex with Ninten

All: YAOI TIEM!

All the boys: Can we please get a break!

Fangirls: Nope!

Mari: We shall begin… Claus: Is it true that you want to FCK Lucas?

Hinawa: -Death Stare-

Claus: Heh… I…

Hinawa: That's it Claus! You're grounded! Now, let's go!

Mimi: Sorry, Hinawa… You can't do that…

Hinawa: He's my son! I can do what I want with him.

Michelle: -Shoots Hinawa-

Claus and Lucas: Mom!

Flint: Hinawa!

May: She'll be fine in about… three hours.

Lilly: So, Claus… Answer the question!

Claus: Yeah…

Fangirls: Hah! –Squeal-

Lucas: O/O

Mari: -Shoves Claus and Lucas into an empty room- Remember boys! You're on camera!

Mimi: Mari… -_-

May: Next up! Lucas: Do you love Ness?

Lucas: … Well… I… Uh… Yes… Now please let me out…

Ness: Honestly… this is getting confusing…

Michelle: It's only because we're fans of Earthbound Yaoi, from every angle shape and size. Hell, I believe that you, Ness, are the one guy that can be shipped with anyone!

Ness: O_O

Lilly: Let's move on… Ness: Do you love Pokey?

Ness: No! I hate that monster!

Pokey: You love me and you know it.

Ness: I hate you!

Pokey: I'll prove it… -Tackles Ness to the ground-

Ness: No!

Mari: STOP! You guys can't do that here; we don't want these girls losing their innocence.

Mimi: I'm going to change the subject…

Pokey: Ness, go in that room.

Ness: Fine…

Mari: Go into that room you two.

Pokey: -Goes in with Ness-

Mari: -Closes and locks the door-

Michelle: Next up on the list… Ninten: Are you a yaoi Fanboy?

Ninten: -Drooling-

May: I'd take that as a yes…

Ness: -Comes out of the room- Okay… I love Pokey…

Pokey: That's right.

Lilly: ^_^ Thank you for the Fangasms.

Pokey and Ness: O_o

Miyuki: Next up… Dares! The first one is Ness: Go into the closet with Lucas for hmm... an hour.

Mimi: We can't do that yet…

Mari: What? Why?

Lilly: Lucas is still with Claus…

Michelle: -Has camera ready- I'm gunna go check on them… -Walks into room-

Mari: Meanwhile… Ninten: French Kiss Ana for a minute.

Ninten: But I'm –Is French Kissed by Ana-

Mimi: Awesome.

Michelle: -Comes out with blood coming out of her nose-

May: What happened?

Michelle: -Shows May the video-

May: -Nosebleed-

Lilly: Show me!

Michelle: How bout I show everyone…?

May: Good idea my devil of a sister!

Michelle: -Puts video on the flat screen-

Video: Is simply Claus fucking Lucas.

Everyone: -Nosebleed-

Michelle: -Turns off video- I'm making an oneshot for that!

Mimi: Next on the list… Claus: Make out with Lucas and see how Ness reacts.

Ness: -Has a knife- Claus is gunna die…

Miyuki: That… made sense… Next! Lucas: Show us your dick.

Mari: That already happened… X3

Mimi: Next…

Lucas and Claus: -Come out of the room fully clothed and blushing-

Fangirls: ^=^

Claus and Lucas: Um? W-what?

Ness: You're gunna die…

Lilly: No! Ness you will this next dare!

Ness: Really?

Michelle: Ness: Have sex with Lucas.

Lucas: … (My poor ass)

Ness: -Picks up Lucas- Alright… you win Fangirls… -Walks into the newly dubbed sex room-

Miyuki: ^_^ this is getting good! Next up Claus: Have sex with Ninten.

Ninten: Uh… Claus-kun…

Claus: Alright… Nity… Come on. –Walks into the other sex room-

Ninten: -Follows Claus-

Mari: A lot of sex in this chapter…

Mimi: Anyway… All: YAOI TIEM!

All the girls: Whoooooo!

-Insert Yaoi M rated yumminess here- (another oneshot that will be coming soon)

All the girls: ^_^

Fangirls: Next set! ^_^

MAH time to shine

Truth:

Poo: why were you named Poo and were you teased about?

Ness: Why the red cap?

Lucas: Has Alec/Wess ever touched you were the sun don't shine?

Pokey: Why are you obsessed about pigs?

Dare:

Pokey: Do the Truffle shuffle!

Ness, Ninten, and Lucas: Make out for a full minute with no shirts.

Kumatora: Use PSI and set Lucas on fire

Claus: Lick Lucas

Everyone: Only one Yaoi dare!

Miyuki: First… Poo: why were you named Poo and were you teased about?

Poo: Where I come from, Poo is a warrior's name. They found a large amount of potential in me, so they named me Poo… And I wasn't ever teased about it, in fact a lot of people worship me.

Mari: Prince Poo?

Poo: Yes?

Mari: I'd hate to set off on the wrong foot… but… -Glomps Poo-

Poo: -_-

Mimi: Next, Ness: Why the red cap?

Ness: It was given to me when I was little… I guess I just kept it because of the semimetal value…

May: How sweet… Lucas: Has Alec/Wess ever touched you were the sun don't shine?

Alec and Wess: We would never!

Lucas: Yes…

Michelle: Mari. –Sticks out hand-

Mari: -Digs into pocket and digs out a twenty, then hands it to Michelle-

Michelle: -Takes the twenty- Thank you.

Miyuki: Pokey: Why are you obsessed about pigs?

Pokey: Wha-? I am not!

Mari: Hah, right. Pokey: Do the Truffle shuffle!

Pokey: NO!

Mimi: works for me! Ness, Ninten, and Lucas: Make out for a full minute with no shirts.

Ness, Ninten, and Lucas: -Shirtless and making out-

Michelle: Get the camera!

Miyuki: -Records-

Mimi: Youtube is gunna love us!

Mari: Minute is up… D:

Lilly: Next up… Yay!

May: What?

Lilly: Kumatora: Use PSI and set Lucas on fire.

Kumatora: Gladly. PK Fire Alpha!

Lucas: Ouch! My pants are on fire! Help! –Runs around screaming like the Uke he is-

Fangirls: We're done for now! Over 1000 words too! And remember… REVIEW!

Everyone else: NO! Don't review!