Season Nine: Friends ~**~**~**~**~**

A/N: A very special series, I am planning to write at least 12 scripts. These are my predictions, all mistakes are mine, (especially grammer) no spoilers, and no truth. Some you need to read the one before and some you can just pick randomly. If I were you, I'd read it by order in case I miss anything, but its your life.

Summary: 12 scripts of Season Nine of Friends. Some dramatic, some funny, some sad, some corney and boring, and in the end, a shocking death of the gang's former knowings.



Opening----

(Scene 1:Everyone is in Monica and Chandler's apartment watching a movie except Joey and Pheebs)

(Joey Enters)

Joey: Hey guys. All: Hi, hey, hullo joe. (Joey takes his coat off and collpases on the couch, sighing very loudly and sadly. Nobody notices. Joey sighs more loudly, and only Rachel looks at him slightly before going back to the movie screen)

Joey: Oh, Will someone please ask me what the hell's the matter! Rachel: Alright, Joe, whats the matter? Joey: My date thinks I am... (looks like he's about to cry. The FRIENDS do the 'dramatic skip') Ross: What is it Joey? Ericka seemed fun. Joey: Thats the problem..she thinks I am..not fun. Monica: Aw, Joe, what happend? Joey: Well, we were in this resturant, and we were having a great time,and she started talking about how she bungyjumped and all,and she asked what I did... Ross: Ah...you told her. I see the problem. Joey: Yeah, and know she always thinks I am boring! Rachel: Maybe she can borrow Paulo sometime (dreamily)

(PHEOBE ENTERS INSIDE IN A HUGE RABBIT COSTUME, HER HEAD STICKING OUT)

Chandler (Screaming and running into Monica's room): Ahhh! The easter bunny is real!

(Opening Credits Theme Song)

Ross: Pheebs, whats up? Pheobe: Nothing, nothing, its just- (Rachel interuppts by laughing so hard she falls into Ross's shoulders, which he looks welcome and smug to before Emma starts crying in Monica's room)

Pheobe: Anyway, before I was rudely interuppted,you know Jake? The guy that asked me out last night? Mon: Oh,the one with the glasses,and the pocket watch and the er red suspenders? Pheebs: Yeah, the geeky one. Well I stood him up so in my family, my mom always taught me do one bad thing, earn one good.So I decided to become a...bunny!Yeah, I read to disabled children in this hospital.. I even made a song... (everyone looks at her weirdly)

(Pheobe struggles to get the guitar in her large bunny claws) Pheobe (singing):Oh Hunny bunny, My day is Sunny... (laughs in backround) Pheobe:Lord Have mercy on me, I chose to be a bunny.Yeah! I love my fat tummy!

(everyone looks like they want to go to sleep)

(Scene 2: Joey and a woman with black curly hair and looks italian is sitting across from him, in a empty fancy resturant)

Joey: What kind of wine do you like,Ericka? Ericka: I like my bloody marries with a twist of lemon and pickle juice. Joey: Wow. You better have life insurance, I'll tell you that.. (Ericka looks at him like he's stupid, Joey tries to cover up his mistake, but fails.) Joe: Uh so, what did you do today? Eri: Well, I woke up, and I had the most exciting day. I got this new puppy he was originally grown up in Paris. And I went to gymnastic class and flew right up in the air! It was so fun... Joe (jealous): Yeah huh, JUST LIKE YOU! (people look at them) Eri: Joey, is there something wrong? Joey: YOU KNOW WHAT! I AM TIRED OF BEING YOUR LOW DOWN, YOUR OTHER HALF!(he takes off his black normal pants and reveals shiny furry ones) Joey: you want fun, well here ya go! (He puts her in his lap, and she slides off) (They stay like that in silence) Eri: WOW! THAT WAS FUN! Joey: See!

Closing Credits-----

(Rachel comes out of bathroom and sees Monica and Joey talking. She's wearing a towel)

Monica: Hey, Rach, sit on Joey's lap. Rach: Uh,why? Joe: C'mon, c'mon!!! Pheebs: Its fun! Rach: Alright. (sits on Joey's lap and slides off, going weee!) Rach!: WOW! ITS LIKE OUR OWN PERSONAL PLAYGROUND!

(everyone nods and agrees)