Torchwood's Got Talent
Hi there- me and kaseykc were talking on MSN a couple of minutes ago and this sort of came up in the discussion.
So, therefore, I would basically like to thank her for the inspiration.
I DO NOT CLAIM RIGHTS TO ANY OF THE TORCHWOOD CHARACTERS OR THE PERSONALITIES ON BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT.
*A Japanese woman carrying a laptop enters the stage and sets the laptop on a fold-out table. She sets up the laptop and turns it on before facing the judges*
"Hello, my name is Toshiko Sato and I'm the ICT expert for an organisation outside of the government, beyond the police."
Simon: Hello Toshiko. What is your talent?
"I'm a professional hacker."
*All of the judges go pale with worry*
Piers: *disbelievingly* Excuse me?
*Tosh starts typing on the laptop and Simon's phone rings*
Simon: *goes pale and his eyes open wide* I could swear that I turned my phone off.
"Take a look at it."
*Simon takes his phone out of his pocket and reads the message. He blushes*
Amanda: Read it out, then!
*Piers discretely looks over Simon's shoulder and reads*
Piers: *holding back laughter* "I think my boss would recommend trouser suspenders"
*Amanda and Piers burst out laughing*
Simon: Toshiko, I think you're an amazing girl, but with your talent it'd be like we're inviting viewers to turn into criminals. I'm saying no.
Piers: You're only saying 'no' because she just embarrassed you about your trousers like Gwen did. I'm saying yes.
Amanda: Toshiko, baby, I would love to say yes, but Simon's right *Simon smiles smugly* it would be like inviting people to become criminals. I'm sure your mum must be proud of your talents with computers but, I'm saying no.
"Okay. Well, good luck with the next audition." *Tosh smiles and giggles knowingly before walking off the stage*
A couple of minutes later...
Piers: *looking into the distance* I wonder if she could have gotten all of our phones to play Ride of the Valkyries...
*all of the phones suddenly start to ring to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries*
Amanda: Something tells me she can hear us.
"I sure can."
