Gardevoir farted loudly as she sat on top of a bush, feeling extra gassy as she tried to get rid of excess gas, grunting as the bush suddenly caught on fire, causing Gardevoir to be launched into the air, screaming as she ran around, trying to put out her flaming butt, but failing as her farts intensified the flames. Then, a blast of Water Gun came out of nowhere and extinguished her butt, causing her to sigh of relief.

"Oh what am I doing...? Knowing this author, that author, and this story's plot, I'm never gonna stop farting..." Gardevoir claimed as she pooted loudly again.

"Don't try to stop farting." said a nearby voice, which happened to be a male Relicanth. "You'll want to keep farting. Trust me. You Relican't stop now!"

Gardevoir then realized something, farting cutely as she did. "Hey! You're that Relicanth who sells soggy pretzels!" she claimed. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm on break. I decided to go around for a bit. Be more careful, will ya?" Relicanth then headed back to his stand in Seaside Hill without another word.

Gardevoir farted loudly again, her butt pointed at the burnt remains of the bush, which turned to powder as a result of Gardevoir's fart. She thought for a moment about that Relicanth said.

"What does he mean I should keep farting?" she wondered, pooting loudly again.