(Author's note: After some thought I realized that this story has 8 favs and 14 followers but only three reviews all from my only faithful reviewer who I'm giving this another shot for Ayrmed this one is because I have on reviewer that does it regularly I guess that's enough check out my other two stories both based off themes from other things and please those 8 favs and 14 followers A review form any of you would make me so happy I know I'm being beggy but hey if you review because I'm beggy it's worth it!)
Chapter 3
Dinner With the Sage
Naruto was nervous he had his dinner with Hinata in about 2 hours and was fretting over what to do.
"Kit I will get you through this Listen to what I say and you will do just fine"
"This is coming from the Ero-Kitsune that told me that you wanted to watch me RAVISH my girlfriend I have my doubts"
"That was a joke AND WHAT DID I TELL YOU MY NAME IS KURAMA!"
The Kitsune roared, "Besides I've seen your life and the way that vixen looks at you By my standards you two are mates already so I don't see why you two don't go at it like foxes."
"Alright Kurama on one condition…. YOU DON'T WATCH WHEN AND IF WE TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH AN EXTREMELY HORNY FOX DEMON IN MY HEAD MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP!"
"The kit actually is starting to sound a little like me and he actually called me Kurama maybe I can work with him after all"
"Alright Kit if it makes you feel any better my first container had to do this all the time Mito Uzumaki the wife to the Shodaime had to attend things like this all the time after Hashi-chan became hokage."
"The fox called the Shodaime Hashi-chan maybe I'm starting to rub off on him"
"So do you think that Hinata-chan's father would like me calling him Hiashi-chama or something would be a good idea?" Naruto said rather sarcastically.
"Kit that is one of your quirks that you need to stop keep with Hiashi-sama If you didn't have your unique way of reaching people you would have been dead 3 years ago when you met Tsunade."
"He didn't notice at all that what he just said 20 seconds ago."
"So I'll partner with you on this just don't say anything like 'What will he do when he finds out you ravished her before you got married' in the middle of it"
"Kit honestly I'm proud of you all things considered Sakura was not at all a good fit for you."
"HEY YOU GODDAMN FOX LEAVE SAKURA-CHAN OUT OF THIS SHE'S NOT THAT BAD."
Naruto paused for a second then continued
"I mean I realized it was hopeless a while back I just hope she will find someone good for her and not that teme."
"Now she's sorta like the sister I never had."
"Kit I respect that but if you think about it that Hyuuga is one of the few women who would'nt hit you upside the head every time you say something a little stupid." The kitsune paused before saying "Kit it's something bigger than love that vixen feels for you She loves you not just your good point she loves your flaws almost as much."
"Kurama I didn't know you were such a hopeless romantic."
"Ive noticed my hosts rub off on me try living with two Uzumaki women who find their true love without trying." The kitsune then had a smirk "besides I've heard you thinking that her studdering is cute face it you two were meant for eachother."
"Kurama it's not like it's her studdering that's cute it's how she seems…"
Naruto pauses "Always seems to invent a new kind of red." he said in a whisper.
"Kit lets discuss this more outside of the mindscape later you need to hurry."
Naruto came back to the real world he looked over to the clock and saw what time it was
"HOLY SHIT ITS 20 TIL 6 I HAVE TO BE THERE IN A FLASH" Naruto decided then that he didn't want go through too much trouble picking up outfits again so he went once again in his sage attire.
(19 minutes later)
'Watch its gonna turn out that I'm five minutes late and then Hiashi-sama is going to forbid me from dating her'
He went ahead and knocked on the compound door. A Hyuuga he thought he recognized from somewhere answered the door.
"Uzumaki-san Please come in Hiashi-sama is waiting for you"
They came into what looked like a living room and Naruto Saw Hiashi, Hinata, Neji and a Hyuuga that looked like a genderbent chibi Hiashi.
"You're dismissed Ko" As the now identified Ko walked out "Hello Naruto-san welcome to our compound you already know Neji and Hinata this is my other daughter Hanabi."
Hanabi then whispered something into Hinatas ear that he couldn't hear, but saw Hinata once again inventing a new shade of red.
"Nee-chan I didn't know this Naruto-kun you talked to me about was such a hunk."
Hanabi then turned to Naruto and said
"Nee-chan talks about you like you're the best thing since Sliced Curry bread you better live up to that Nii-chan."
Naruto then Realized that Both girls didn't really take after Hiashi at all.
"Nice to meet you Hanabi-san I hope I can live up to what your Nee-chan thinks of me."
Hiashi then took the initiative.
"Naruto-san we still have 20 minutes before Dinner I wish to speak to you in my study."
Naruto Gulped and nodded and followed him there.
Neji then decided to speak.
"Hinata-sama you realize that the study is the only place where nobody except the clan head is allowed in."
Hinata Then Started to break into a sweat .
'T-tou-san P-please don't kill N-Naruto-Kun.'
(In the Study)
"Naruto-san I am hoping that you will take care of and keep my daughter happy RIGHT."
"Kit keep calm just say 'hai Hiashi-sama.'
"H-hai H-hiashi-sama"
"Good now then let me set some rules." Hiashi paused and when over to his desk and pulled out a rusty old sword (Image wise I thought this would be awesome think Kenpachi's Zanpaktou from Bleach.)
"If you hurt her in any way this will be getting acquainted with your privates."
Naruto was scared shitless
"H-Hai Hiashi-sama."
"Good now let's proceed to the dining room."
When Hinata, Neji and Hanabi Saw the evily smirking person known as Hiashi. Then Naruto looking like he has been haunted by A Poltergeist for 48 hours straight.
"T-Tou-San I U-understand that you f-feel like you needed to do t-this P-please don't s-scare N-Naruto-kun So M-much."
"Nee-chan I Think Tou-san Broke Nii-chan."
Neji had no comment he could only imagine what having to have that talk with a Weapons Expert's father would be like.
"Tou-san maybe you should give Nee-chan a second alone to fix Nii-chan"
"Very well Hinata you have two minutes to get Naruto-san in Good condition."
The three then proceeded to shuffle out.
"Naruto-kun I know Tou-san can be very extreme at times but know that if Tou-san forbids me from seeing you I will choose you rather than my Clan."
"Kit pull yourself together This vixen is the best thing that's ever happened to you this is utter devotion to you that this vixen has Treat her well and you will be very happy if she didn't have you I doubt she would ever find another person that could ever replace you."
"It's all good Hinata-chan Your Father is really scary but having to deal with two demons is worth having you."
"T-thank you N-Naruto-kun l-lets get ready."
30 seconds later they three came back in. and they were seated around the table.
1 minute later individual dishes were brought in for the people
Hiashi was brought what looked like an omelette
Hanabi was brought Some sort of breakfast pastry with bananas and a glass of milk
Neji was brought another sort of weird grain soba maybe with what seemed to be fish of some sort
Hinata was brought another pastry covered in cinnamon bun icing and Sweet bean soup
And Naruto was brought what looked like to be a dish that even Kami Couldn't even begin to describe Ramen with some sort of tasty smelling crumbled meat with some sort of shredding thing that smelled delicious.
Hiashi explained "Now we decided to try something new We recently through trade with another village came across some interesting recipies that we decided to try with some of our favorite foods now Idakimatsu"
"Idakimatsu!"
The next 3 minutes consisted of 30 seconds of smelling and tasting and then a in a blur A big sized dinner portion of food disappearing.
"That was delicious!" Hanabi Exclaimed
"That was the best ramen I ever had Dattebayo."
Hinata had a look that seemed like she had found something better than cinnamon buns.
Neji looked like he had achieved a state of transcendence.
After than they decided to all say their goodbyes.
Then it was just Hinata and Naruto and the compound gates.
"That was delicious Hinata-chan."
"W-well N-Naruto-kun Tou-san didn't tell you the whole t-truth." Hinaa paused
"Hinata-chan it's okay you can tell me."
"M-most of t-the t-things b-brought w-were v-variations of w-what we already e-eat."
Naruto Nodded in the way he usually did when he was being explained something in terms he didn't understand.
"I a-actually put t-the r-ramen you ate t-tonight m-myself."
Naruto's eyes grew wide as saucers and then he exclaimed.
Hinata-chan if Your tou-san wouldn't kill me I would run off with you now and go to one of those temples and marry you right now dattebayo!."
Naruto then kissed Hinata square on the lips which caused a chain reaction Hinata then proceeded to fall back as always when she would faint Naruto then trying to catch her ended up on top of her in position where was very sensual. He had once again his hand on her breast and then for a split second had a little inner Pervy Sage come out.
'Now that I think about it these may be bigger than DD's'
Then Naruto heard a mumble "Oh Naru-kun please don't tease me" which lead to an issue in his pants.
He semi got up but got in an awkward position to cover himself
'I gotta find a way to stop this from happening.'
That did the trick so he carried Hinata to the Room that had her name on in and hopped out the window.
At his apartment he then thought about the late Legendary Perverted hermit of Mount Myoboku.
'Ero-sennin though you rubbed off on me I don't know where I'd be without you I'm sure Your student my Otou-san would be happy with how I turned out and it's in a lot of ways thanks to you. Ero-sennin if you're hearing this somehow, know that you were the father I never had. I'll make sure Baa-chan doesn't do anything like drink herself back to where she was before we found her Arigato for everything ero-sennin."
Chapter 3
End
(Author's note: I hope I did the whole dinner well i did my own personal take off on how I'd like Hanabi to be like in my idea world for Hinata's family I myself don't really like bashing anybody I've read plently of fic's with bashing I don't mind it but I don't wanna bash anyone myself. Now if I get multiple reviews for this chapter it would be amazing and another thing I will be deciding that for the majority of the time for the forseeable future I will be writing Hinata as a stutterer a lot of the time I personally think it makes her adorable and is unique to her But the time you might have noticed I didn't have he stutter once Hinata always seems to me when it involves helping Naruto in the heat of the moment she becomes a very compassionate with zero stuttering Supportive figure to Naruto so there will be those moment's I hope you all enjoyed this chapter ja ne!)
