Julien wasn't quite sure what happened, but the next thing he knew, he was tied up and held hostage by Clover's evil twin sister, Crimson.

"Hello, King Julien," she purred in her usual sultry tone. "Long time no see."

"GAH! CLOVEEER!" King Julien cried.

"Shh...I'm not here to harm you, Julien."

"Oh...okay..." Julien twitched slightly at the awkward silence that followed. "...So...why are you here then, Crimson?"

"Sage is a wonderful boyfriend...but he can be so terribly boring, especially in bed," she said as she wrapped her tail around his thigh. Making him grin stupidly and blush beneath his fur as she nuzzled into his neck, she whispered in his ear "I was hoping you could liven things up," a sentence that sent shivers up his spine.

"HIIII-YAH!" Clover appeared from what seemed to be out of nowhere, and karate-kicked wicked sister in the face. Picking her up by the tail, she spun around and threw her hammer-throw style, all the way into the distance until she became a twinkle in the sky.

"Aw, Clover, what was that for?" Julien whined.

"Uh, Julien, you do know that was Crimson, right? My evil twin who dated you, had a failed wedding with you and then tried to kill you?"

"...Oh yeah. Well, in that case, guess I dodged that bullet. Phew!"

"We dodged that bullet, your majesty."

"Yeah, whatever. Don't get too proud of yourself, Clover."

Julien walked ahead, leaving Clover with a irritated, cartoonish smoke coming from her head. Sometimes, she could swear if she were allowed to beat him up for his narcissism, she would.