Operation Red Moon

By: Sneaky Cat

Disclaimer: Seriously now... I wouldn't have nearly as much fun messing with the characters if I owned them... Ok, so I lied... but still... Don't own.

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: KisaitaKisa (a.k.a. Kisame/Itachi)

Warnings: Some OOCness, sillyness, Akatsuki members, and shonen-ai... and yet more suggestive jokes.

Notes: These drabbles are the result of a series of challenges sent to me by a very tweaked out Clever Audrey. I am so proud of myself.

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Itachi and Kisame had their similarities. They were both fairly quiet men, preferred to be alone most of the time, and yet for some odd reason did (on some level) enjoy each other's company. Neither of them cared much for their place of birth, nor their family, (Though Itachi's issue with his brother could hint differently) and they did enjoy similar foods (too a point).

They also had their differences. For one, Itachi took quiet to a level where Kisame sometimes wondered if the man was mute. They had very different fighting styles, though compatible. Kisame loved water: the ocean, lakes, rivers, rain, whatever. Itachi hated it. Itachi also had a strange attraction to fire. Kisame did not.

One of those things they differed on was radishes.

Yes. Radishes.

Kisame loved them. He didn't know why, but he found them extremely tasty.

Itachi hated them.

Perhaps he had just never developed a taste for them, but Kisame was secretly suspicious that this had something to do with the man's well hidden sweet tooth. Yes, Itachi did like sweets… not that he would ever admit it. Radishes, however, were not his thing.

In fact Kisame was pretty sure he had seen the man's eye twitch slightly the last time they had found some. Kisame himself of course had just shrugged it off and promptly eaten the vegetables himself. No point in wasting good food.

Still, watching Itachi twitch was fun.

Crunch.

Itachi glared at him.

Kisame smiled cheekily back and took another bite of the radish in his hand.

Ah yes… so much fun.

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Hey now, we do know Itachi likes dango:p