ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND I'm back, whatsup peeps? Near the end of this year I might not update as much but hopefully people still like this story. With the sakamakis knowing Bill Cipher and Ford personally, it makes our favourite twins suspicious. Even with Nagisa Shiota's mission from Karma Akabane, why is everyone's girly-looking assassin here in Japan? Teaching or for a darker cause?
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Gravity falls-Alex Hirch
Diabolik lovers- Rejet
Assassination classroom-Yusei Matsui
Dipper and Mabel wandered casually down the hallway. They attempted to ignore the fact that Reiji knew about Bill Cipher and their Grunkle Ford, as they passed the bathroom, they heard a girl squeal.
"Kya! L-laito-kun! G-get out!" A voice pleaded. Dipper instantly began knocking on the door.
"Yo-yo! Yo-yo! Is everything ok?!" He asked nervously, honestly, he had no idea that Laito would've been so low when it came to standards...seriously? Walking into a bathroom when a girl was naked? How obscene is he? Mabel joined Dipper.
"Fav-cuz! Yui? Get out of there!" Mabel gasped; the twins placed their ears against the door to hear minor shuffling and pushing. After a few squeals and laughs, Yui managed to force open a door with a towel expertly wrapped around her bathing suit.
"L-laito-kun! Please! Stop doing that!" She pleaded, Laito casually swagged out of the bathroom holding her clothes.
"Ah ah ah, what a naughty little bitch-chan. Walking out naked in front of her innocent cousins. You must be really-"
"Teddy, don't you think they're annoying..." Kanato interrupted, he already had a fork stuck in his mouth and his teddy bear didn't look impressed at Yui who was half-naked in a towel.
"H-hora! Kanato-kun! Stop it. I'll be downstairs in a bit. Dipper, Mabel follow Kanato-kun. I'll be there." She explained, Dipper and Mabel looked warily at the boy lolita who grinned maliciously.
"He's so creepy." Mabel whispered, Dipper coughed awkwardly.
"Come on Laito...you two...Reiji doesn't like it when people are late. That man isn't coming." He explained, Laito placed two comforting arms around the twins.
"Okay Kanato-chan~~ May-chan~~ Dip-kun~~ Why don't we go together to eat dinner KAY?!"
"He's a pedophile right?" Dipper reassured, looking at the teddy-obsessed vampire. All Kanato could do was shrug before leading the way, on the way Dipper and Mabel decided to constantly poke each other and make raspberry noises. It's a sibling thing was their excuse. As they approached to the large stairwell case, Dipper and Mabel took the initiative to climb on the handrail before carefully walking down.
"You brats! That's dangerous!" Laito warned, his perverted tone was present in his command.
"PBBBBBBBT! Look I'm an aeroplane," Mabel immaturely stated, that's when she slipped and fell face first on the floor. "...Ow!"
Dipper quickly jumped off the banister and knelt to his sister.
"Mabel, are you ok?!"
His sister unleashed a thumbs up to show her state, the girl lifted her head.
"Everything hurts." She whimpered. Dipper grinned with humour and hoisted his sister up. By that time, the twins noticed that not only Laito and Kanato had come joined them but Reiji was there as well.
And he was not happy
Not at all.
"Why are you late?" He demanded, looking down at the twins.
"We were goofing off!" Mabel replied, giving the tableware otaku a goofy grin. Reiji clicked his tongue before turning to Kanato.
"Where is the human?"
"Still in the bathroom. Apparently she'll make her way down soon." Kanato grumbled, he did the fake quote gestures. Reiji growled before pointing towards the hallway.
"The dining hall is there. Make your way to there...brats."
Mabel stuck her tongue out whilst Dipper huffed in annoyance before running down the hallway. Reiji did his best not to strangle the little brats, he turned to his brothers.
"You two, dining room now. I better not return with the entire dining room trashed."
Kanato and Laito nodded with obedience before disappearing. Reiji pushed up his glasses before making his way to the bathroom, he knocked on the door politely.
"Miss Komori, may I come in?" Not long after, Yui opened the door.
"Hai, Reiji-san." Her hair was still a wet mess, making the megane man click his tongue in annoyance.
"So in the 5-10 minutes in which you were informed of our monthly dinner party, you decide to take your time," he grasped Yui's wrist and pulled her into his chest.
"R-reiji-san!" She blushed and attempted to wriggle out of his grip.
"With your tardiness...I assume there must be a punishment." He continued. Before he could commence with the girl's repentance, smashing noises came from the dining room.
"DEATH TO THOSE WHO ENJOY BACON!" Dipper's voice chipped from the dining room.
"Oh! Tableware otaku's gonna kill ya now!"
"Anyone who disses Waddles is dead meat!" Mabel replied.
Reiji felt a vein of anger flow through his head.
"Seriously, your cousins are little pests." He muttered, pushing up his glasses with annoyance. A few minutes later, the sound of dishes smashing followed.
"That's it!" He grasped Yui's arm and dragged her into the dining room where there was an all out war between the triplets and the twins. Shu and Subaru obviously decided to watch this chaos stoically. Kanato held two pieces of bread in both of his hands and was hurling it at Mabel who was standing on a chair with two broken plates. Her brother held a bowl which used to hold mash potato. The pine tree decided to pour the sticky substance on both Ayato and Laito.
"Oh...um..hey Reiji?" He weakly greeted, Reiji didn't look all impressed at the mess at the dinner table.
"May I ask what happened here?"
That's when a snort came from underneath a table, making him raise his eyebrows. A pig's head stuck out from it before the whole body waddled towards Yui.
"Aww, how cute." Yui reached down and stroked the pig's head.
"Waddles! Hug Reiji!" Mabel ordered, Reiji turned quickly to the pig that tackled him and commenced licking his face.
"Repulsive! Get this swine off me!" He whined, eventually lifting Waddles in the air. The pig let out a satisfied grunt before Dipper took the pig from his hands.
"Good pig." the boy smiled, he fed Waddles a corncob to reward their pet.
"Is this a gift from their parents?" Reiji asked, turning to Shu. His older brother shrugged before handing the megane adult a note.
Their parents insisted that they bring the pig to this house as it has caused a nuisance for them. Treat this pig with the utmost respect and do not kill it at any circumstance. Do not worry about taking the pig to school, there will be a familiar who will tend for it during this time.
Reiji growled before turning back to the joyful twins who were applauding their pig for successfully executing backflips.
"that is one talented pig." Subaru smiled, he rubbed the pig's head which gave a cute squeak and began rubbing its head in his abdomen.
"H-hey! cut it out! I'm ticklish!" he laughed a bit before the pig tackled him to the ground and walked all over him to get to Shu.
Unlike Subaru and Reiji, he wasn't so fazed by the pig and rubbed his head. Soon Waddles began snoring contently on Shu's body. Shu didn't care, he just wanted to sleep. Reiji growled in annoyance as he saw the pig comfortably snuggle around his brothers, sugarcoating each and one of them. Ayato seemed to find it 'cool' for a pig to live with them.
Laito and Kanato didn't mind. Subaru found something cute (again). Shu found a sleeping buddy and Yui enjoyed Waddle's innocent company.
"Great, now this makes it harder for me to dump the stupid pig." Reiji muttered, Dipper gave the older teen an apologetic smile.
"Sorry Glasses, don't worry you'll warm up to him. Everyone does."
Reiji sighed.
"I guess s-wait a minute what the HELL did you just call me?"
Reiji didn't approve a nicknames, the occasional 'Tableware otaku' from Ayato ticked him off severely and now the twins have come up with a ludicrous nickname for him?!
This made his blood boil. Reiji picked Dipper up by the collar. Triggering Mabel to call out his name but she was too paralyzed to interfere.
"Listen here and listen well. Right now, that MAN hasn't given us the opportunity to kill you yet, so you better count yourselves lucky. But once your vacation ends, we'll end your life here. Because we DEFINITELY can't have you blabbering about our lifestyles, can we?"
"B-but we've managed to not tell anyone about weirdmageddon for a year now!" Mabel blurted, a few moments of silence and then Dipper facepalmed.
"Really Mabel? You just broke our streak." Dipper groaned.
"Wait, weirdmageddon?" Ayato asked, raising an eyebrow. With the words 'weird' and 'armageddon' combined together, it raised a lot of questions. But not the one that Ayato was going to ask. The redhead made a grab towards the twin's scalp and said calmly to his brothers.
"I'm going to borrow them. Don't wait up."
"Ayato-kun wait!"
With that he disappeared with the twins, leaving his brothers, Yui and Waddles speechless.
"...I'll get the phone." Reiji sighed, once again his monthly dinner plans had been ruined again and now he was resulting to order pizza.
Flashback
Ayato hid carefully in the bush. He didn't want to. He didn't want to go back into that room with that witch again. He managed to sneak out of the room with the assistance of Laito and Kanato, who for once actually cared for him. Now Laito had ditched him and a pissed Cordelia was attempting to find him.
"Ayato! You worthless piece of shit! Get your ass out here so you can study!"
He was the best, alright. But not the best at submitting to his bitch of a mom. Cordelia often cursed about how he inherited his father's sense of adventure and rebelliousness. Even if she always chucked him in the river, it never seemed to extinguish his flames of pride. The lady got bored and eventually wandered back to the mansion, which Ayato assumed she would spend the next few hours having her 'alone time' with uncle Richter. Ayato shuddered at the thought.
"That hag, she NEVER knows how to leave me alone!"
"Evening, kid. What brings the son of Karl-heinz to a place like here?" A cheery voice broke the silence and Ayato screamed. Floating before him was a triangle with a single eye. It's yellow skin seemed to flash and radiate like a god but his stick-like limbs and casual tophat was what contrasted this gracious presence before him.
"Augh! Who the hell are you?! You better answer ore-sama, or you're in world of pain!"
"Ore-sama, ore-sama. We're all sick of you calling yourself that!" A boyish voice came from the bushes. Ayato clicked his tongue.
"Damnit Subaru, I know you're there! Stop hiding and show yourself!"
Ayato's youngest halfbrother popped out of the bushes with a few leaves in his hair, usually he wouldn't turn up to Cordelia's estate but for some random reason, his side of the family was required to come. That's when two more figures appeared, Shu and Reiji. His older brothers and the sons of Beatrix.
"What do you want!" Ayato snarled, his rival for the family title and the tableware otaku sneered down at him.
"Don't get worked up, your brothers pleaded that we go meet this 'Bill Cipher' person." Reiji snorted, Ayato glared at his know-it-all brother.
"Reiji, calm down. Ayato's just confused. Like us." Shu chastised. Reiji scoffed, muttering about a human softening his heart.
"Nice one highheels-"
"-my name is Shu-"
"moving on, your dad has some special little plan coming up that apparently is better than my 'weirdmageddon' so I thought, why not tell you kids about it?! Like seriously? I could use the help someday and wipe that sick 'my-evil-plan-is-better-than-yours' grin off his face." Bill chortled.
Kanato tilted his head.
"Weirdmageddon? Is that a game? It sounds very dangerous." He asked, he held teddy close to him. Whilst Laito draped his arm of his brother's shoulder.
"Cool down Kanato, I'm sure it's just nothing." Laito jeered, giving his brother a little noogie.
"Baka, it's a combination of the words 'weird' and 'armageddon'!" Ayato snarled.
"He's right and if it's those words combined, it's something that isn't good." Shu deduced, nodding his head to Ayato. Reiji puffed his cheeks. Even with his intense studying how come someone like Ayato knew something like that without studying it.
"Hey where did you come across this!" Reiji growled, balling his fists. He tried to throw a punch at Ayato but missed by a big amount. Subaru quickly slipped behind, held his brother's arm in armlock, and forced him into the ground. The jaggered rocks cut his face. Bill grimaced at the blood gushing from Reiji's face.
"Hey hey! No violence. Here kid, a present from me." The demon chatised, snapping his fingers, a pocket watch flickered in the air and dropped into Reiji's outstreatched hands. Once Reiji opened it he read the curley text engraved on the watch.
"To Reiji Sakamaki,
you're special in your own little way.
Bill Cipher" It read
Bill chuckled to himself, before generating nets and monobats for the little vampires to catch.
Maybe it was a bit too earlier to discuss weirdmageddon with them.
Worst case scenario: they would get in the way of his plans.
Ayato made his way to his room before throwing the twins on the ground.
"Where the hell did you hear that word!" Ayato snarled, Dipper rubbed his head and assisted his sister to stand up.
"W-we won't tell yo-"
"Some evil triangle guy took over the world with his weirdness and called it that." Mabel blurted.
"MABEL!" Dipper whined, Ayato flickered his eyes to the shooting star.
"Was it Bill? Bill Cipher?" Ayato hissed, Mabel gulped nervously.
"Why do you need to know?! Why are we telling you everything? What do you want with our cousin?" Dipper demanded, Ayato cursed under his breath.
Negotiation was never his forte.
"I...uh...uh...just answer the question!" Ayato demanded, he picked Dipper by the throat and lifted the boy in the air.
"Who else is a floating demonic triangle with one eye, a huge jerk and nearly killed me and my sister?" Dipper stuttered, with that Ayato threw him on the ground and kicked both twins out of the room.
Both of them rubbed their butts and winced.
"He's so annoying! I wonder what Yui sees in him!" Mabel whined. Two hands clamped on their shoulders.
"What are you two doing outside Ayato's room." A monotone voice whispered, the twins screamed and turned to see Shu cover his ears.
"Tch, you're so loud." He moaned, rubbing his ears.
"Shu! What the hell? Don't scare us like-...is that pizza?" Mabel sniffed the air carefully before her eyes lit up.
"PIZZA," With that she sped down the hallway and fell on her belly before crawling crazily towards the pizza box that the sakamakis, Yui and Waddles were eating, "I'M COMING!" She hissed and finally grabbed a slice and took in it's savoury taste. Reiji clicked his tongue with annoyance before pushing up his glasses.
"Is she ALWAYS like this?" Reiji growled, although his question was directed towards Dipper, the boy was already gone and munching on the pizza slice next to his sister.
"S'up bro!" He greeted, earning a hi-five and a praise from his sister.
"Nice impression of Soos there." Mabel commented. Waddles snorted in agreement and snuggled towards Yui's hand to demand chin rubs.
"Where's Ayato-kun?" Yui asked, rubbing the pig.
"Last time I remembered he kicked us out of his r-"
"Do I smell pizza here?" A voice ordered, standing on the top of the stairway case was ore-sama himself.
"Yeah?" Dipper answered.
"Where's my takoyaki?" He demanded. "There's no takoyaki." Shu muttered, pushing in his earphones.
"I want takoyaki."
"There's no takoyaki, now shut up and eat the pizza." Shu growled, with that he threw his shoe at Ayato, nailing the target.
"If you thought Reiji was the mom of this family, you're wrong. It's Shu." Laito grumbled.
A few minutes later, the twins were caught up telling an epic story
"And I got the leafblower and crammed that Gnomejerk in it before blasting that Giant gnome monster!"
Reiji rolled his eyes.
"And I'm supposed to believe this?" He commented unimpressed at this 'tall-tale'
"Oh no, we took a pic, see?" Dipper showed the scrapbook moment to Reiji. The second son took the scrapbook and studied it carefully.
In the photograph was of the twins aiming the leafblower at a gigantic monster made of what seemed to little bearded men.
"Huh...so they were telling the truth." Subaru muttered, as if on cue waddles yawned and plopped on his side, for a moment Reiji rejoiced but soon figured out that Waddles was actually sleeping.
"Damnit, so close," He sighed, Mabel threw him a dirty look, "But the pig is right. Off to bed all of you...I guess the pig can sleep in your room."
Reiji snapped his fingers and familiars began sweeping up the mess in both the dining hall and the hallway. Each brother got up and decided to make their way to their each room. Even Dipper and Mabel followed Reiji's command. Yui was going to but felt a cold hand on her shoulder.
"Ne ne~ Bitch-chan, let's have some fun. Some fun that only needs two pe-"
Shu quickly ushered the twins away before Laito could get any more 'perverted'.
"Don't stay up all night, hentai. You have school tomorrow." He sighed. Subaru and Kanato gagged at Laito's acts and quickly teleported to their rooms. Ayato stayed back just to yell at Laito whislt Reiji was required to observe his familiars when cleaning the mess.
Yui looked sighed with annoyance as she managed to shake off Laito's harsh grip and make her way quietly back to her room. As she paced down the abandoned hallway, she noticed a strip of paper close to the twin's room. She was about to give it back to the pinetree but noticed writing on it. The letters was cursive and clean (so it definitely wasn't Dipper's penmanship) so she commenced reading it out of curiosity.
As I continued on my research on the ultimate race, my partner Stanford Pines introduced me to this being of 'knowledge' also known as Bill Cipher. Intrigued I allowed my friend to summon this entity and soon learned of how much power he possessed and could inflict on your enemies. If you wish to summon him you must complete this ceremony. Even if Cipher is gone, all he needs is a vessel.
As Yui read this message she soon knew this 'Bill Cipher' could do. She instantly sped back to her room and copied down the enchantment.
"I could save them," she muttered, writing the chant on her pale arm, "I can save them from those monsters."
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Nagisa Shiota sat calmly reading a book left to him by his late teacher. Tears slowly dropped as he found the class photo with his beloved tutor.
"Koro-sensei..." He whispered, brushing his fingers against the photograph. That's when his phone rang.
"Yeah, Shiota Nagisa here...Karma-kun!" The assassin rejoiced.
"Yo Nagisa, so how's the assignment for you? Hasn't been on too hard for you?"
"I feel a bit creepy spying on a couple of teenagers, Karma-kun but at least I get the benefit of teaching."
"Come on, who could I depend on when I need someone to infiltrate a school? Besides, with the Government needing to investigate the hostage held at the Sakamaki household AND the mysteries of Gravity falls, it's a kill two birds with one stone."
Nagisa faltered.
"I...guess..."
"If it gets tough then I'll send in back up. Just like old times." His friend reassured.
"Okay...I need to get some rest before this 'night-school' thing gets out of hand.
"Okaysureby,IalsosentKayanoandSuginotoyourhousesodon'tmessupyouroncechancetoconfessyourloveforherokayseeyaalsookuda, ,g'night!" Karma rushed the last bit and hung up, leaving Nagisa confused. With that the doorbell rang and he perked up.
"Huh, must be the pizza I ordered." He mused with that he ambled slowly towards the door and opened it.
"Yo Nagisa, how's teaching going?"
"Uh..hey Nagisa..It's been a while. Karma-kun said that you needed help for an assignment so here I am?"
Damn you Karma
aww how sweet, Reiji was given that death watch by Bill. Minus his bitch-attitude towards Shu, I actually feel sorry for him. He studies so much and yearns for his mum's attention but only gets a wave from her. Damn you Beatrix, AT LEAST CORDELIA ACTUALLY CARED FOR HER KIDS...in a bad way but she still treated them like they existed. Granted, I'd rather have Cordelia as a mum BUT not be the oldest. I'm musically talented so I would be like the Kanato child. Which of the Dia-mums would you like to be?
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