Dear John Hello! I made it to third period and haven't died yet (Of boredom, of course). This class might prove more interesting, for I am in science! It is not forensic, but still exciting though. Better than all the other dull classes. We are discussing tapeworms, which reminds me of a small case I did for another student a few years back. She was jealous of someone who lost a lot of weight very quickly. She wanted to know how she did it. I investigated and found out the reason soon after the request. She was taking a pill that came from a shabby place for dieting. I then told the girl that she was losing weight because in the pills were small tapeworms. I suggested she not take any pills like that to lose weight. The girl who was taking the pill was soon hospitalized and had to have surgery to remove the tapeworms. A warning to you, don't take any dieting pills with an unknown origin. Interesting story, isn't it? An easy case, though. Boring. Oh, well. This letter has gotten quite long, so I will end it now. Laters, Sherlock Holmes
