Phoenix: Scientifically, it's mad how fucked up it is that humans drink the milk of another animal when we make our own. Like you don't see rhinos sucking on a goat for milk. Mad fucked up scientifically.
Daemon: How high are you?
Phoenix: Yes
LWTF
Kookie: Hi Rider.
Rider: KookieIsAwesome Kookie.
Kookie: Why thank you for your kind words! :)
Rider: KookieIsAwesome
Rider: Not KookieIsAwesome, KookieIsAwesome!
Rider: What the heck?
Kookie: I get it, I get it: you worship me, but don't worry, it's completely normal! Everyone does.
Rider: You changed H.I. on my phone, didn't you?
Kookie: XP
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Delirium: What are you doing?
3P: Lying in bed.
Delirium: Just laying in bed? Nothing else?
3P: I'm eating cereal.
Delirium: Haha nice. What would you do if I was there with you?
3P: Eat my cereal.
Delirium: I meant if the cereal wasn't there.
3P: Then I'd get out of bed and go get cereal.
LWTF
Zilla: I'm gay.
Lantern: Good for you.
Zilla: I'm not gay my brother took my phone. Now excuse me while I kill him.
LWTF
Night: Heard you got an iPhone, if you need any help with it don't hesitate to call me.
Holo: DaLV
Holo: M
Holo:
Night: Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon. Practice makes perfect.
Holo: Oklahoma
LWTF
Litwick: I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss you a lot 5.
5: You know what I miss?
5: Oreo cereal
Litwick: What? C'mon, please be serious.
5: Where do they sell that at?
LWTF
Dream: So you finally into ghosts, huh? I could hook you up with some ;)
Wish: Actually I WAS into ghosts, but they're so mainstream now.
Wish: Like cellphones.
Dream: I'M HOLDING A GHOST?!
Wish: -_-
Dream: :P
LWTF
Ace: How make chicken
Thoron: What?
Ace: Where buy chicken
Thoron: Ace this isn't google. Are you drunk?
Ace: Avacado
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3P: I love drunk 3P. She gets shit done. I have made lunch for tomorrow. No idea what's in it. That's tomorrow 3P's problem. The important thing is, I made it.
Lantern: What did drunk 3P make for lunch?
3P: It was just an empty lunchbox :(
3P: Drunk 3P is a moron.
LWTF
Holo: What's Zilla short for?
Zilla: GodzillaMan1000
Holo: My guess was The Lizard King.
Holo: Wanna know what my second guess was?
Zilla: Sure
Holo: Disney's The Lizard King.
LWTF
Mage: I have never been this high in my life.
5: Can you move?
Mage: Yeah, I think so. Thanks for the concern :)
5: No I meant you're in the way.
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Daemon: I know this is out of the blue, but I just had the weirdest sex dream.
Delirium: I had a sex dream about Obama once.
Delirium: Hands down best sex dream I've ever had.
Daemon: TMI, dude. Btw I'm screenshotting this conversation and sending it to your girlfriend.
LWTF
Phoenix: Dude, I accidentally smashed your laptop.
Lantern: Why do you ALWAYS break my stuff?
Phoenix: I don't ALWAYS break your stuff.
Lantern: Remember when you CRACKED MY TV SCREEN?
Lantern: Remember when you SMASHED MY ALARM CLOCK?
Lantern: Remember when you SCORCHED MY MATTRESS?
Phoenix: Remember when you SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE SKY SCREAMING "DEATH FROM ABOVE" AND NEARLY KILLED ME?
Lantern: ...I'll just buy a new laptop.
LWTF
Dream: Hey, Wish? I've been put on probation in GMAD...
Wish: WTF YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?
Dream: Well I was in a meeting while you were on a mission and Night had Thoron talk about anti-bullying to teach us how to mediate fights on missions, and he said "sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me"
Wish: AND!?
Dream: So I threw a dictionary at his head.
Wish: You dear sister. Are officially. Out of trouble.
LWTF
Sakura: Hey Kura! Which phone do you like most? Samsung S3 or iPhone 5?
Kura: OMG SAKURA! I LIKE THE IPHONE! OMG THANK YOU SAKURA I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Sakura: It's not for you. It's for Night.
Kura: That was so mean! Even for you! T-T
LWTF
Kookie: Are you enjoying your muffin?
Night: Yes. Where are you?
Kookie: Not important
Kookie: What does that muffin taste like?
Night: Chocolate chip
Kookie: And?
Night: That's it. Choc chip.
Kookie: And...?
Night: DID YOU LICK THIS?
Kookie: Like a LOLLYPOP LMFAO!
LWTF
Phoenix: Hey it's Phoenix this is my new number :)
Midnight: You got a new phone?
Phoenix: Yeah, I have! :D
Midnight: What happened to your old one?
Phoenix: I put it on airplane mode and threw it in the air...worst transformer ever :(
LWTF
3P: Who are you? Someone changed all the names in my phone.
Unknown: What did they change my name to?
3P: Chosen One
Unknown: Don't change it back.
3P: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!
Unknown: I am the Chosen One.
This is a part of my birthday update dump! Happy birthday to me! Enjoy your gift my readers!
REVIEWS
midnightsky0612: I killed a man...with this story! (Get the reference?)
Litwick723: I'm glad you think so. That was one of those on-the-spot decisions.
Delirium68: Yes, I'm sure you think that. I know you, man. That's why it was so perfect.
lauralkelley99: Aw, thanks! That's sweet! ^_^
theawesomest5: Glad to see I got you in character. To answer your question: No, I wouldn't turn into ashes. In fact, I'd erupt into flame as my fire spirit form (literally made of fire) is released while my human form recovers from the wounds (time taken depends on the severity of the wounds). Water however will harm me a little. More so in my fire spirit form, but in my human form if my hair is wet then my pyrokinetic abilities are hindered. Also, I found a mistake in your review. 'So' instead of 'send'.
Anonym: Merry belated Christmas! Aw, don't put yourself down like that, you have more creativity then that!
Spirit of Fury: Lol XD! Haha, that sounds hilarious! Your review made me laugh! I'm guessing you tried to smother you laughter with a pillow?
DarkWhisperKG: Thank you, I quite liked that one myself.
