Hello there, Skylinemaster here with another installment of the Phenex of Yokai. Please enjoy this.
"Speech."
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"So yeah, could I make my own club?"
I asked the bespectacled lady in front of me.
I'm in the administration room, asking for permission to start my own club.
The lady is currently squinting at my form.
"And, what would be the purpose of this 'Phoenix appreciation club?'"
She asked as I smirked.
"Isn't it obvious? To appreciate the mighty Phoenix, and to tell others of its magnificent powers."
I said as she stared back blankly at me.
"Denied."
She then stamped the application with a rubber stamp of a giant x.
Well, that sucked.
How dare that lady deny the greatest club ever from coming into existence?!
Anyway, I might to go to that stupid club fair that is going on tomorrow.
Right now, I am walking out of the administration building and back to my dorm as I see three angry people coming in my direction.
They stare at me with angry faces as one of them stepped forward, the one with the pink jacket is staring me in the face.
"You! You took her away from me!"
?
"And who are you talking about?"
I asked as he frowned.
"You took Moka, my life, away from me!"
….
Okay, I took his life away from him.
I smirked at him.
"Oh, I took away your life away? Don't worry, Moka is doing just fine under my, servitude."
I smiled at him as he turned, into an umbrella for some strange reason.
"You bastard!"
He said as he charged at me.
I grinned, cocking my left fist back before lighting it with fire.
I punched him in the eye before elbowing him in the umbrella head with my right elbow.
He back up as I launched a blast of fire at him, causing him to catch on fire.
He rolled on the ground as I looked at the other two.
"You want to fight me too?"
They shook their heads and I chuckled in response.
"Thought so."
Ah, today is the day of the club fair.
There are all the clubs of the school and they are trying to recruit members to their club.
Ha!
As if they could get someone like me to join.
Alright, I'll humor some of the clubs now.
"Join the Sumo Club!"
Too fat.
"Join the Wrestling Club!"
Too smelly.
"Join the Muay Thai Club!"
The only guy without a shirt on should be me.
"Karate Club, join for strength!"
I got more strength in my finger than you do in your entire club.
"Want to join Kenjutsu Club?!"
Only weaklings play with swords.
"Come sign up for the Kyudo Club!"
What the hell is Kyudo?
"Judo Club, join today."
Nope.
"Want to join the Game Club? We play games and do other…."
I left before he could finish his pitch.
"Want to join the Girls Tennis Club?"
Do I look like a girl?!
"Hey hottie, want to join us in the Swimming Club?"
"Hey babe, sounds interesting, but I hate water and your fish stink."
I responded to the turquoise colored girl who talked to me.
Hm, are all of these the clubs here?
"Ah, , would you like to join the Newspaper Club?"
A voice called to me.
Ah, it is that teacher again.
Nekonome, I think her name is.
"No thanks."
I said, trying my back to her to leave.
"Riser Phenex!"
...
A male voice called me with power.
I saw who called me.
Ah, it's some dork with glasses, who is in all black.
"Yeah?"
"Our leader would like to see you."
...
Ignored.
I turned away from this loser, and started to walk away as I heard another shout from that person.
"Hey, didn't you hear me? Come with me now!"
"And who are you?"
I asked, turning around to him.
"Kyoji Kanazawa, Officer in the Public Safety Committee!"
He announced proudly.
...
Am I supposed to know what that is?
I could hear everyone around me gasp and glance at me.
Hm, it might be something important, but again, I don't want to join your club.
"Look, I'm flattered you want me to join your club, but I decline."
I said, turning back around.
I then felt a strong grasp on my right shoulder.
"That wasn't a request, move it."
….
Aw, hell no.
I glanced over my shoulder, and am directly looking at his face.
"You can come with me by choice, or I can drag you there. Either way, you will come to us."
...
"Bwahaahahahha."
I turned towards him, staring at his face.
"Make me."
He grabbed my shirt, and I responded by punching him in the face, sending him back.
"You arrogant bastard."
He said to me, as his clothes ripped.
Ah, his skin is becoming red, and he is becoming…..
A three headed puppy dog?
Ohh, so scary…
I raised my eyebrows as the three headed dog charged at me.
"What are you? Clifford the three headed puppy?"
I smirked as I dodged bites from the heads.
"I am a proud Cerberus!"
He roared.
"This is what passes for a Cerberus?! You are a puppy that has nothing for me!"
I said, uppercuting the middle head as it rushed to bite me.
I pivoted to the right, preparing to throw a hook at the head in front of me.
I then kicked the body of the dog several times, finally destroying his will to fight, as noted by the dismayed look on his face.
"Y-you won't get away with this!"
He said as I turned to walk away from him.
...
"Bwahahahahaahaha. I already have. You can't even touch me."
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